Chris Scott
@iamchrisscott.bsky.social
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ClickHole contributor. Writer. Person. An actual human being. In DC. chrisscottwrites.com
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iamchrisscott.bsky.social
So excited to have a new story in one of my very favorite magazines today. Super proud of this one, and I hope you all like it.
okaydonkeymag.com
"...I'm overcome with the sudden certainty that she'll vanish, the door transporting her to the moon or Siberia. But before my fear can get away from me, she's already through."

"Door in the Woods" by @iamchrisscott.bsky.social, new flash fiction out today at OKD. 📝
Door in the Woods by Chris Scott
Sarah is hiking up ahead of me, so she’s the first to see it. She goes around the bend, says “Hey now,” and stops in her tracks. Then I see it, too. Right there in the middle of the trail is a sing…
okaydonkeymag.com
iamchrisscott.bsky.social
I've have the incredible luck of getting a few things published over the past week, just how the calendar works sometimes. Thank you for bearing with all the self-promotion routine, and for reading my short fiction. I really, really appreciate it. And I love you.
iamchrisscott.bsky.social
Gather round the campfire and let me tell you a scary story about scary stories, at @mrbullbull.bsky.social. Big thanks to @thedrevlow.bsky.social for publishing this, and to *you* for reading it. Happy camping! mrbullbull.com/newbull/fict...
“I’m not losing my mind, right? This guy was not in the picture we took.”
“Who the hell is he?” They’re squinting hard in the dark. He just looks like another one of them, to put it plainly. Like he could have been a fourth roommate. But there was no fourth roommate. It was always just the three of them.
“I have absolutely no memory of this dude. I’ve never seen him before in my life.”
iamchrisscott.bsky.social
Good. That’s actually the only reason I’m going
iamchrisscott.bsky.social
Ah man this is so so fun, from the one and only @burialmagazine.bsky.social
havehashad.com
sound the alarms, we got new Z.H. Gill!!

"My friend DJs at this bar called Okay? Not that I know this for certain—it’s what she tells me, I mean, she speaks of it constantly, of ‘[her] night,’ though I have never been to see her perform..."

https://www.havehashad.com/opbd0
Okay? by Z.H. Gill
My friend DJs at this bar called Okay? Not that I know this for certain—it’s what she tells me, I mean, she speaks of it constantly, of ‘[her] night,’ though I have never been to see her perform and,…
www.havehashad.com
iamchrisscott.bsky.social
Managed to snag a Nine Inch Nails ticket in DC. Everything is going well in my life and nothing bad will ever happen to me.
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mrbullbull.bsky.social
"Everything is exactly how they remember it: Three 21-year-old shitheads, disheveled with bad haircuts, ratty clothes, ugly macho postures. Except there’s a fourth guy this time, in between them, his arms hung around their shoulders." @iamchrisscott.bsky.social mrbullbull.com/newbull/fict...
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chrisstevenson.bsky.social
@iamchrisscott.bsky.social has a very fun and season appropriate spooky campfire story for you today.

Also, I just realized campfire rhymes with vampire.
mrbullbull.bsky.social
"Everything is exactly how they remember it: Three 21-year-old shitheads, disheveled with bad haircuts, ratty clothes, ugly macho postures. Except there’s a fourth guy this time, in between them, his arms hung around their shoulders." @iamchrisscott.bsky.social mrbullbull.com/newbull/fict...
iamchrisscott.bsky.social
Thanks so much! I’m just now realizing that too.
iamchrisscott.bsky.social
New from me at BULL: Three Middle-Aged Men Telling Scary Stories Around A Campfire 🔥
mrbullbull.bsky.social
"Everything is exactly how they remember it: Three 21-year-old shitheads, disheveled with bad haircuts, ratty clothes, ugly macho postures. Except there’s a fourth guy this time, in between them, his arms hung around their shoulders." @iamchrisscott.bsky.social mrbullbull.com/newbull/fict...
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iamchrisscott.bsky.social
Celebrate spooky season with “Someone Adopted a Mile of Route 59” my story about an odd group of people behind a disturbing adopt-a-highway effort 🚧🚙🌕
doesithavepockets.bsky.social
"... for a moment we all just stood there for a bit, under the bright heat of the sun, a steady stream of traffic buzzing by us."

Sweeping, unnerving, abyssal, a brand new #longread from @iamchrisscott.bsky.social | www.doesithavepockets.com/fiction/chri... #fiction

Art @anchalastudio.bsky.social
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nomad-sw18.bsky.social
In the mood for nostalgia? Thrilled to have my East Berlin story published by @doesithavepockets.bsky.social

"Jan has no time for their cotton-candy happiness. His father disappeared 5 years ago. No Stasi shadows, no neighbours with a grudge. Just gone.
www.doesithavepockets.com/fiction/cole...
Cole Beauchamp — Does It Have Pockets
1989: Every day is the same in East Berlin, until it’s not
www.doesithavepockets.com
iamchrisscott.bsky.social
“And ICE is gonna come bust down your door“ is just something that ICE is objectively doing, and something that people who love ICE are in favor of. They don’t even know what they’re upset about.
iamchrisscott.bsky.social
The funny thing about the Zach Bryan “anti-ICE” song blowup is it’s not even clear from the lyrics that it’s necessarily anti-ICE because he’s such a terrible lyricist. I’ve read it like five times and no clue what he’s getting at. I doubt the MAGA crowd does either.
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doesithavepockets.bsky.social
"Janice has come to understand what all the groaning is about. She does talk about the fucking mammoth a lot."

This roundhouse kick of a story by @jessdawn.bsky.social *is* about a mammoth, but so much more: www.doesithavepockets.com/fiction/jess... #fiction

Art @anchalastudio.bsky.social
iamchrisscott.bsky.social
DIHP issue buddies! Can't wait to read this
iamchrisscott.bsky.social
Thank you, Okay Donkey :)
iamchrisscott.bsky.social
Thank you so much, I really appreciate that!
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doesithavepockets.bsky.social
"... for a moment we all just stood there for a bit, under the bright heat of the sun, a steady stream of traffic buzzing by us."

Sweeping, unnerving, abyssal, a brand new #longread from @iamchrisscott.bsky.social | www.doesithavepockets.com/fiction/chri... #fiction

Art @anchalastudio.bsky.social
iamchrisscott.bsky.social
My students are growing a lot of okra this year. I always love the blossoms.
Okra blooming
iamchrisscott.bsky.social
The moon was nothing special tonight, in my opinion