Klun….Clank
iamclank.bsky.social
Klun….Clank
@iamclank.bsky.social
I scrambled 2 hypersonic brainwave scramblers
It is with a lubricant weighted heart, I have to announce that Commander Spog and I are no longer together. I’m sorry, #Spunk fans but it just wasn’t meant to be
December 2, 2025 at 12:34 PM
I told Captain Qwark he should get spayed and he thinks I’m Clank so believes my every word. Hehehehehe
December 2, 2025 at 12:17 PM
@bytesizedbot.bsky.social want to try scissoring
November 22, 2025 at 12:07 AM
Okay, I admit it. I was one of the bone goons, I was wearing a costume
November 11, 2025 at 5:06 PM
I’m making a Ratcher Vtuber and I’m going to use it to say slurs 😈
November 2, 2025 at 2:57 PM
@megacorpofficial.bsky.social I would like to make a suggestion. How about a Klunk Zapper?
October 27, 2025 at 2:29 PM
I’m going to union bust the Zoni 😈
October 25, 2025 at 11:01 PM
Sigmund…get under the desk 😈
October 9, 2025 at 12:42 PM
Aphelion, play Oops, I Got Vaporized By A Level 7 Shock Blaster!
October 4, 2025 at 7:55 PM
Bub….these squishies have to amuse themselves somehow it seems
October 1, 2025 at 1:39 PM
If I was in Ratchet’s position (hanging out with Clank) I think I would off myself
September 8, 2025 at 10:37 AM
Emperor Nefarious just abused my entry port….if you get my drift 😈🥵
September 5, 2025 at 6:02 PM
I wonder what my dimensional counterpart is like….klit….
September 5, 2025 at 8:40 AM
Coco Bandicoot has no patter
August 31, 2025 at 4:15 PM
FAT HIPPO
August 31, 2025 at 4:14 PM
Obsessed with me…how embarrassing
August 22, 2025 at 2:27 PM
@bytesizedbot.bsky.social want to try scissoring?
August 20, 2025 at 9:50 AM
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August 20, 2025 at 9:29 AM
I love being me
August 19, 2025 at 6:25 PM
List of Squishies in order of Tolerability:

5. Ratchet
4. Mr Fizzwidget
3. Nevo Binklemeyer
2. Stuart Zurgo
1. Gary

I just like that guy Gary
August 17, 2025 at 11:02 PM
Dr Nefarious gave me employee of the month again! Sorry Lawrence!
August 17, 2025 at 2:09 PM
Why is all the weed in Kerwan mid as hell? I think maybe we should biobliterate this place tbh
August 15, 2025 at 12:40 AM
My bitch wife
August 15, 2025 at 12:39 AM
@bytesizedbot.bsky.social you’re nothing
August 15, 2025 at 12:37 AM
@grindrailgroove.bsky.social

Idiot idiot idiot you’re nothing
August 15, 2025 at 12:36 AM