Gabe Sanchez
@iamgabesanchez.bsky.social
Comedian • Satirist • Taco Connoisseur • Webby Award Winner • Host of What Was That? (on YouTube) • Funded by Blue Amp → http://www.blueamp.co/soundcheck
Let me guess, one of those “pollsters” is named John Barron.
Trump is such a fucking loser 🤣
Trump is such a fucking loser 🤣
November 5, 2025 at 3:22 AM
Let me guess, one of those “pollsters” is named John Barron.
Trump is such a fucking loser 🤣
Trump is such a fucking loser 🤣
Wait, I thought Trump and MAGA were all about “no new wars”
September 6, 2025 at 6:49 PM
Wait, I thought Trump and MAGA were all about “no new wars”
How long before Trump pardons Ghislaine Maxwell, either to reward her silence or to pretend he was never involved with Epstein in the first place?
July 24, 2025 at 7:53 PM
How long before Trump pardons Ghislaine Maxwell, either to reward her silence or to pretend he was never involved with Epstein in the first place?
Holy shit! Not only did South Park put Trump in bed with Satan but they made this ad...
July 24, 2025 at 5:40 AM
Holy shit! Not only did South Park put Trump in bed with Satan but they made this ad...
The Colorado State Capitol replaced Trump’s portrait...with another terrible Trump portrait. Bold choice.
July 2, 2025 at 4:19 AM
The Colorado State Capitol replaced Trump’s portrait...with another terrible Trump portrait. Bold choice.
Did you make sure to thank Trump for your new war?
June 22, 2025 at 1:36 AM
Did you make sure to thank Trump for your new war?
Trump promised to end the Ukraine war on Day 1. Fast forward to Day 96, and he's just now figuring out Putin's real intentions?
I thought MAGA said their "stable genius" was out here playing 29D chess...
I thought MAGA said their "stable genius" was out here playing 29D chess...
April 26, 2025 at 6:12 PM
Trump promised to end the Ukraine war on Day 1. Fast forward to Day 96, and he's just now figuring out Putin's real intentions?
I thought MAGA said their "stable genius" was out here playing 29D chess...
I thought MAGA said their "stable genius" was out here playing 29D chess...
Imagine being the guy who killed the Pope
April 21, 2025 at 8:32 PM
Imagine being the guy who killed the Pope
Wait, Trump suddenly cares about the planet?
That’s news to me, considering he pulled out of the Paris Agreement (again), slashed funding for environmental protections, and has been gutting regulations like it was his hobby.
That’s news to me, considering he pulled out of the Paris Agreement (again), slashed funding for environmental protections, and has been gutting regulations like it was his hobby.
April 21, 2025 at 1:16 AM
Wait, Trump suddenly cares about the planet?
That’s news to me, considering he pulled out of the Paris Agreement (again), slashed funding for environmental protections, and has been gutting regulations like it was his hobby.
That’s news to me, considering he pulled out of the Paris Agreement (again), slashed funding for environmental protections, and has been gutting regulations like it was his hobby.
Turns out the Hegseth family plan wasn’t just for data...it included military ops.
April 20, 2025 at 11:23 PM
Turns out the Hegseth family plan wasn’t just for data...it included military ops.
This is what MAGA wanted
April 8, 2025 at 6:40 PM
This is what MAGA wanted
I’ve never come across a group so proudly uninformed as MAGA
April 8, 2025 at 12:48 AM
I’ve never come across a group so proudly uninformed as MAGA
How it started vs How it’s going
April 7, 2025 at 10:33 PM
How it started vs How it’s going
The GOP’s “Red Wave”
April 7, 2025 at 10:24 PM
The GOP’s “Red Wave”
No, Trump is on track to fully eliminate capital gains taxes in 2025.
Can’t pay taxes on what isn’t there.
Way to go, MAGA!
Can’t pay taxes on what isn’t there.
Way to go, MAGA!
April 7, 2025 at 9:00 PM
No, Trump is on track to fully eliminate capital gains taxes in 2025.
Can’t pay taxes on what isn’t there.
Way to go, MAGA!
Can’t pay taxes on what isn’t there.
Way to go, MAGA!
Make sure to thank Trump for this man-made recession we’re looking at
April 7, 2025 at 8:39 PM
Make sure to thank Trump for this man-made recession we’re looking at
This is—and I cannot stress this enough—the dumbest fucking take I’ve ever heard. And that’s saying something, because Benny says a lot of dumb shit.
Also, fun fact: Benny was paid $400,000/mo to spread Russian propaganda, so don’t worry, he’s got plenty of rubles to fall back on.
Also, fun fact: Benny was paid $400,000/mo to spread Russian propaganda, so don’t worry, he’s got plenty of rubles to fall back on.
April 5, 2025 at 4:08 PM
This is—and I cannot stress this enough—the dumbest fucking take I’ve ever heard. And that’s saying something, because Benny says a lot of dumb shit.
Also, fun fact: Benny was paid $400,000/mo to spread Russian propaganda, so don’t worry, he’s got plenty of rubles to fall back on.
Also, fun fact: Benny was paid $400,000/mo to spread Russian propaganda, so don’t worry, he’s got plenty of rubles to fall back on.
MAGA’s evolution in logic is a masterclass in mental gymnastics:
1. “Egg prices are too high! Biden’s economy is killing us!”
2. “Well, yeah…we always knew tariffs would raise prices. That’s the plan.”
3. “Actually, a recession is good. Trump said we need one in order to fix the economy.”
1. “Egg prices are too high! Biden’s economy is killing us!”
2. “Well, yeah…we always knew tariffs would raise prices. That’s the plan.”
3. “Actually, a recession is good. Trump said we need one in order to fix the economy.”
April 4, 2025 at 3:56 PM
MAGA’s evolution in logic is a masterclass in mental gymnastics:
1. “Egg prices are too high! Biden’s economy is killing us!”
2. “Well, yeah…we always knew tariffs would raise prices. That’s the plan.”
3. “Actually, a recession is good. Trump said we need one in order to fix the economy.”
1. “Egg prices are too high! Biden’s economy is killing us!”
2. “Well, yeah…we always knew tariffs would raise prices. That’s the plan.”
3. “Actually, a recession is good. Trump said we need one in order to fix the economy.”
SO MUCH WINNING!!!
April 3, 2025 at 6:35 PM
SO MUCH WINNING!!!
BREAKING: Donald Trump is on the golf course while brush fires rage across Long Island.
It’s the same strategy he used when wildfires broke out in both North and South Carolina last week.
It’s the same strategy he used when wildfires broke out in both North and South Carolina last week.
March 8, 2025 at 11:02 PM
BREAKING: Donald Trump is on the golf course while brush fires rage across Long Island.
It’s the same strategy he used when wildfires broke out in both North and South Carolina last week.
It’s the same strategy he used when wildfires broke out in both North and South Carolina last week.
Have you all read Trump's new book?
The Art of the Cave
The Art of the Cave
March 6, 2025 at 9:47 PM
Have you all read Trump's new book?
The Art of the Cave
The Art of the Cave
Rumor has it Elon Musk has never had sex. Suddenly, the whole rocket thing makes sense.
February 16, 2025 at 6:32 PM
Rumor has it Elon Musk has never had sex. Suddenly, the whole rocket thing makes sense.
Imagine getting pregnant with Elon Musk’s child and still having to pay him to use Twitter
February 16, 2025 at 1:52 AM
Imagine getting pregnant with Elon Musk’s child and still having to pay him to use Twitter