iamjacksplasmid.bsky.social
@iamjacksplasmid.bsky.social
The only time you'll hear a Republican say, "the threat of the death penalty doesn't prevent recidivism!"
November 13, 2025 at 6:35 PM
I mean...I don't train to protect myself from unarmed well-meaning intellectuals. I do it because they're a lot less scary once you see their groupings while they're shooting in the lane next to you.
September 12, 2025 at 2:06 PM
I don't think it matters, does it? Either way, this is not a reasonable response to that.
August 11, 2025 at 7:47 PM
What the FUCK?
July 17, 2025 at 6:50 PM
I hope you're as excited about it when they get around to imprisoning you there.
July 15, 2025 at 10:45 PM
I found out literally as I was putting my phone into "do not disturb" for the new Mike Flanagan movie.

We were there because we needed a two hour break from waiting for something to happen. Sigh.
June 22, 2025 at 3:26 AM