Ethan Lam
iamlamnotlamb.bsky.social
Ethan Lam
@iamlamnotlamb.bsky.social
Not gonna lie this is kinda fun
If I were to ever get on drag race and win, I’m turning my crowning into a USC/UGA tailgate.
December 21, 2025 at 5:20 PM
If Kenya Pleaser wins drag race, we’re jumping into the Thomas Cooper Library Fountain like when USC’s women’s basketball won March Madness.
December 21, 2025 at 5:07 PM
If I want to learn more about a long standing franchise’s lore, it needs to be from a series of 30+ min. videos from 8+ yrs. ago made by someone who was made fun of for being into it in high school.

The moment i see a fast talking floating head, the misinformation automatically goes up by 60%.
December 19, 2025 at 12:36 AM
Streamers on livestream platforms is Gen Z’s local radio show/Sirius XM.

Like if radio shows want to make a comeback, they just need to set up cameras and go on Twitch.
December 11, 2025 at 8:58 PM
Had a call w/ a northerner friend (from Rhode Island + MIT grad) whose mind was blown when I explained to him what a Zaxby’s was.
December 4, 2025 at 4:45 AM
There can be a 100 people in the room, and 99 people don’t believe in you, and you just need 1 person to be holding space for the concept of madame morrible to flip around and become the wicked witch, so that she can finally be unburdened by what has been.
December 3, 2025 at 6:50 PM
The concept of a Northerner going to a Cookout or Waffle House for the first time
December 1, 2025 at 7:56 PM
Peak is back on the menu y’all
November 3, 2025 at 4:12 AM
Not gonna lie, this year I have not been in the Halloween spirit at all. Best I can do is watch some Dragula Titans 2 reaction vids and listen to the Rocky Horror Picture Show OST.
October 31, 2025 at 9:48 PM
I know a tote bag on FB Marketplace hates to see me coming.
October 2, 2025 at 2:46 AM
Finally took the PANCE today 🫠
September 3, 2025 at 6:06 PM
Kathy Bates for Granny Goodness in the DCU.
July 17, 2025 at 3:21 AM
The fact that there still hasn’t been a Kingdom Hearts anime after all these years blows my mind.
July 10, 2025 at 9:32 PM
If it’s free, it’s for me.
June 24, 2025 at 5:09 AM
Tabasco hot sauce is only good for gumbo and *maybe* sunny side up eggs. Other than that it’s trash.
June 9, 2025 at 5:57 AM
Thank you to all the drag performers for y’all’s service every Pride month, y’all be going thru it fr.

From the daytime drag in high heat/rain/etc., to the back to back pride events/night gigs/brunches, and the annual “This Is Me”/other cheesy Pride number.

Plentiful tips to you all ❤️
June 8, 2025 at 11:06 PM
CHERRY CHERRY BOOM BOOM 😭😭😭😭😭
May 18, 2025 at 11:04 PM
Sanity is currently hanging by a thread.

The thread:
May 18, 2025 at 11:03 PM
How’s is it that I blinked twice and the next thing I know I’m halfway thru my rotation already 😭
May 9, 2025 at 11:22 PM
Retiring from VSA is harder than escaping Scientology
April 16, 2025 at 9:18 PM
Came across a self help YouTube channel using an AI generated Bruce Lee voice and I wanted to hurl
April 11, 2025 at 11:32 AM
Hearing people say “BIcArbONAte oF sODa” puts me in such an irrevocable rage
March 17, 2025 at 3:19 AM
Ok yea starting to feel a bit miserable now
March 9, 2025 at 10:56 PM
FOMO been hitting hard lately
March 9, 2025 at 10:29 PM
I think the biggest damage that being on Twitter has had on me was me turning into a constant contrarian.
As someone who hates it when people “play devil’s advocate”, I just end up doing the same thing, but instead, using different words and repeating myself.
March 3, 2025 at 3:14 AM