Laura Cain
@iamlauracain.bsky.social
In my Edgar Allan Slut Shit Era
I need that rexy lego set soooo bad when it’s available, lego WILL be getting all my money
December 15, 2025 at 9:59 PM
I need that rexy lego set soooo bad when it’s available, lego WILL be getting all my money
Unfortunately my body can’t tell the difference between being chased by a bear through the woods and watching my team in a shootout
December 12, 2025 at 2:43 AM
Unfortunately my body can’t tell the difference between being chased by a bear through the woods and watching my team in a shootout
Society has progressed past the need for the McLaren formula 1 team can a meteor hit their headquarters I’m so serious
December 7, 2025 at 2:34 PM
Society has progressed past the need for the McLaren formula 1 team can a meteor hit their headquarters I’m so serious
I’m glad Max Verstappen gets to run his fake idgafer, “I’m so nonchalant” gimmick but I’m so nervous for this race I could throw up
December 7, 2025 at 12:52 PM
I’m glad Max Verstappen gets to run his fake idgafer, “I’m so nonchalant” gimmick but I’m so nervous for this race I could throw up
If that second Red Bull seat ruins Isack’s career I’m gonna throw uppppppp. AND WHERE IS YUKI GONNA GO I’m so sad about this actually I luv Yuki 😭😭😭😭😭😭😭
December 2, 2025 at 3:13 PM
If that second Red Bull seat ruins Isack’s career I’m gonna throw uppppppp. AND WHERE IS YUKI GONNA GO I’m so sad about this actually I luv Yuki 😭😭😭😭😭😭😭
No way Kimi Antonelli isn’t rookie of the year
November 30, 2025 at 5:22 PM
No way Kimi Antonelli isn’t rookie of the year
James Vowles is my arch nemesis, I don’t think we as a society hate him enough
November 28, 2025 at 2:19 PM
James Vowles is my arch nemesis, I don’t think we as a society hate him enough
The oil change place I went to when I was in college sent me a text saying “we miss you! Bring in your 2005 Chevrolet Silverado for a service soon, here’s a coupon!” I graduated from college like 6 years ago and haven’t driven that Chevy for like 5 lmao
November 25, 2025 at 11:01 PM
The oil change place I went to when I was in college sent me a text saying “we miss you! Bring in your 2005 Chevrolet Silverado for a service soon, here’s a coupon!” I graduated from college like 6 years ago and haven’t driven that Chevy for like 5 lmao
DORIANE PINNNNNNN THAT’S MY GOAT
November 23, 2025 at 12:56 AM
DORIANE PINNNNNNN THAT’S MY GOAT
I hope lando’s car explodes tomorrow
November 22, 2025 at 5:09 AM
I hope lando’s car explodes tomorrow
Fubo’s in negotiations with NBC which is all well and good except bc of this I can’t watch smackdown tonight?????? Which is very rude and also evil
November 22, 2025 at 1:08 AM
Fubo’s in negotiations with NBC which is all well and good except bc of this I can’t watch smackdown tonight?????? Which is very rude and also evil
Fubo is KILLING ME rn bc why is my espnews channel going in and out constantly like I’m not trying to watch cars drive in a weird shape rn
November 21, 2025 at 1:28 AM
Fubo is KILLING ME rn bc why is my espnews channel going in and out constantly like I’m not trying to watch cars drive in a weird shape rn
Got my tickets for cosmic baseball next year. What a time to be alive 😭😭
November 18, 2025 at 7:30 PM
Got my tickets for cosmic baseball next year. What a time to be alive 😭😭
Idk who in this town decided they needed a cybertruck but they need their ass beat bc why am I forced to see that monstrosity of a vehicle with my own two eyeballs
November 13, 2025 at 8:36 PM
Idk who in this town decided they needed a cybertruck but they need their ass beat bc why am I forced to see that monstrosity of a vehicle with my own two eyeballs
I’ll obvs support any curling team the us sends to the Olympics but if it’s not team Shuster I will be very sad about it
November 11, 2025 at 8:59 PM
I’ll obvs support any curling team the us sends to the Olympics but if it’s not team Shuster I will be very sad about it
KIMI!!!!!!!! He hit Brazil and decided to turn it up to a thousand how exciting for him 😭😭😭
November 9, 2025 at 6:38 PM
KIMI!!!!!!!! He hit Brazil and decided to turn it up to a thousand how exciting for him 😭😭😭
What has gotten into Kimi in Brazil lmaoooo he’s killing it out there we luv to see it!!!!!
November 8, 2025 at 7:07 PM
What has gotten into Kimi in Brazil lmaoooo he’s killing it out there we luv to see it!!!!!
Kimi Antonelli, baby goat doing baby goat things, we luv to see it
November 8, 2025 at 3:02 PM
Kimi Antonelli, baby goat doing baby goat things, we luv to see it
Somebody check lando’s etsy history I think he paid an Etsy witch to hex Oscar
November 8, 2025 at 2:17 PM
Somebody check lando’s etsy history I think he paid an Etsy witch to hex Oscar
I have a package that was an hour north of my home and is now in Puerto Rico of all places. What is the post office doing with my package in Puerto Rico 😭😭😭
November 3, 2025 at 10:54 PM
I have a package that was an hour north of my home and is now in Puerto Rico of all places. What is the post office doing with my package in Puerto Rico 😭😭😭
Just saw a cybertruck and it ruined my whole day. It’s only 8:30 and my whole day is ruined. Wtf
November 2, 2025 at 2:37 PM
Just saw a cybertruck and it ruined my whole day. It’s only 8:30 and my whole day is ruined. Wtf
I thought surely if all my teams lost today in every other sport that it meant the universe would give me one win and have the jays win it all but noooooo not only did all my teams lose I had to watch the dodgers be happy. And I never want them to be happy ever
November 2, 2025 at 4:26 AM
I thought surely if all my teams lost today in every other sport that it meant the universe would give me one win and have the jays win it all but noooooo not only did all my teams lose I had to watch the dodgers be happy. And I never want them to be happy ever
There is something deeply evil and malicious in that dodgers organization they are doing black magic, I just can’t prove it. But they can’t keep getting away with it
November 2, 2025 at 4:23 AM
There is something deeply evil and malicious in that dodgers organization they are doing black magic, I just can’t prove it. But they can’t keep getting away with it
I think that wasn’t even a legit baseball game I think that was a cover so they could psychologically torture us all
October 28, 2025 at 6:55 AM
I think that wasn’t even a legit baseball game I think that was a cover so they could psychologically torture us all
Do the dodgers and jays know I have work in the morning??????? 1 am and this game is still going, lord help me
October 28, 2025 at 5:59 AM
Do the dodgers and jays know I have work in the morning??????? 1 am and this game is still going, lord help me