I’m dying at the brilliance and irony of Mike White writing this line for Patrick Schwarzenegger, “ I’ll get a better pump with my phone!” #whitelotus

So it’s cool to freeze NIH grants, dept of Ed programs for special needs students, aid agencies and orgs, but SpaceX got a $39 million contract signed yesterday. www.fpds.gov/ezsearch/sea... source: Federal Procurement Database.

Fingers crossed the Eagles celebrate their win by not going to the White House and go to White Castle instead.

DT sounds like he needs a nap during this inauguration speech. Or is he trying to bore us to death like an energy vampire?

Dialogue from the “disciplinary team” of our grocery food co-op regarding the quality of my work shifts.

Me: Look, I’m not intentionally trying to be bad at my assigned shifts. It’s not my fault I’m given work I have no business doing. A person of my small stature shouldn’t be hand pushing a

Bluesky algorithm, I love animals but more dogs on my animal feed, plz. Right now, the ratio of dogs to cats is 100% cats.

Thanks from the childless dog lady