iamoldaf.bsky.social
@iamoldaf.bsky.social
I'm not telling you guys anything about myself yet. I'm mostly here out of curiosity. Not an AI, just a guy who misses social media from 2005. Want fun and education back in the mainstream. Not liberal or republican I'm in favor of what works, not trump.
I'd like you to know I loaded up some rather harsh (but funny) insults on your appearance, but I'm gonna pass because ICE is evil, and we all need to stand together. Pretty please give me a pass though cuz I've got some good ones.
February 5, 2026 at 5:32 AM
I'd like you to know I loaded up some rather harsh (but funny) insults on your appearance, but I'm gonna pass because ICE is evil, and we all need to stand together. Pretty please give me a pass though cuz I've got some good ones.
Litigiousness is a plague. Clogged our court systems with problems that were solvable if people were adults about their disagreements, allowing more serious cases to get the bare minimum of attention. But I appreciate your enthusiasm for alternative transport. It's a good thing.
February 5, 2026 at 5:22 AM
Litigiousness is a plague. Clogged our court systems with problems that were solvable if people were adults about their disagreements, allowing more serious cases to get the bare minimum of attention. But I appreciate your enthusiasm for alternative transport. It's a good thing.
I'm gonna level with you. I have absolutely no idea what that means. I have a car and bicycle. I pay insurance on the car because when I hit some one with it there is no hope of affording medical bills. I accept that. If I hit someone with my bike I'll buy them a fucking bandaid and call it even.
February 5, 2026 at 5:16 AM
I'm gonna level with you. I have absolutely no idea what that means. I have a car and bicycle. I pay insurance on the car because when I hit some one with it there is no hope of affording medical bills. I accept that. If I hit someone with my bike I'll buy them a fucking bandaid and call it even.
I'm not sure what's more depressing. That you have to pay a monthly fee to own a fucking bicycle or that McDonald's at ten dollars is now a reasonable price.
February 5, 2026 at 5:07 AM
I'm not sure what's more depressing. That you have to pay a monthly fee to own a fucking bicycle or that McDonald's at ten dollars is now a reasonable price.
You have to insure that fucking thing? Fuck that I'll pedle the whole hill.
February 5, 2026 at 4:56 AM
You have to insure that fucking thing? Fuck that I'll pedle the whole hill.
And that's just the half who are young enough to know what email is.
February 5, 2026 at 4:53 AM
And that's just the half who are young enough to know what email is.
Do you rent or own the thing?
February 5, 2026 at 4:52 AM
Do you rent or own the thing?
Good luck with that? I mean, yes, that would restore our faith in government, but you would have to haul in the government as well as the people who pay the people in government.
Hope you got a big army.
Hope you got a big army.
February 5, 2026 at 4:50 AM
Good luck with that? I mean, yes, that would restore our faith in government, but you would have to haul in the government as well as the people who pay the people in government.
Hope you got a big army.
Hope you got a big army.
So, like one of those crank powered flash lights?
February 5, 2026 at 4:44 AM
So, like one of those crank powered flash lights?
Well, I've lived in both rural and urban environments. Those people driving cars into the cities were economically devastated during that time. They depend on those vehicles to interact with the broader economy. Construction workers, service workers, elderly assistants ; they were all locked out.
February 5, 2026 at 4:43 AM
Well, I've lived in both rural and urban environments. Those people driving cars into the cities were economically devastated during that time. They depend on those vehicles to interact with the broader economy. Construction workers, service workers, elderly assistants ; they were all locked out.
And that's what it should be for in my humble retarded opinion (can you say retarded here?) It's just a way to get from A to B. like a people mover or escalator at the airport. Although in that context I'm not sure why you have to pedal.
February 5, 2026 at 4:39 AM
And that's what it should be for in my humble retarded opinion (can you say retarded here?) It's just a way to get from A to B. like a people mover or escalator at the airport. Although in that context I'm not sure why you have to pedal.
Well, just because you removed the horsepower does not mean you've added brain power. You have, however, installed smugness in the "I've solve the global warming the corporations caused" crowd though.
February 5, 2026 at 4:32 AM
Well, just because you removed the horsepower does not mean you've added brain power. You have, however, installed smugness in the "I've solve the global warming the corporations caused" crowd though.
To be fair, you are the first person I've spoken to here. I'm with being extremely polite (I am known to say some wild shit at times) and also trying to read the room simultaneously. I'm not sure what's kosher here and what's not. ( I'm not one of those tiki torch guys to set your mind at ease)
February 5, 2026 at 4:28 AM
To be fair, you are the first person I've spoken to here. I'm with being extremely polite (I am known to say some wild shit at times) and also trying to read the room simultaneously. I'm not sure what's kosher here and what's not. ( I'm not one of those tiki torch guys to set your mind at ease)
Well I've seen two people die on motorcycles in my lifetime. The worst the people mover riders get is laughed at by the same people who will likely end up as the two former people I've mentioned.
February 5, 2026 at 4:18 AM
Well I've seen two people die on motorcycles in my lifetime. The worst the people mover riders get is laughed at by the same people who will likely end up as the two former people I've mentioned.
Basically, I gave up on the humanities when we elected a reality TV host to the highest office planet earth.
February 5, 2026 at 4:16 AM
Basically, I gave up on the humanities when we elected a reality TV host to the highest office planet earth.
I won several awards for slam poetry in my college days. I've become a bit more cynical and surely in my middle age, unfortunately. I mostly just unintentionally anger people with far less attention to aesthetical wordplay and rhythm and far more just calling people politically distainable names.
February 5, 2026 at 4:12 AM
I won several awards for slam poetry in my college days. I've become a bit more cynical and surely in my middle age, unfortunately. I mostly just unintentionally anger people with far less attention to aesthetical wordplay and rhythm and far more just calling people politically distainable names.
Do you mean an electric motorcycle? Or one of those rentable people movers?
February 5, 2026 at 4:07 AM
Do you mean an electric motorcycle? Or one of those rentable people movers?
Also, the fucks an e bike?
February 5, 2026 at 3:53 AM
Also, the fucks an e bike?
I definitely love indie music. I spent the early to mid 2000s jumping from punk band to punk band. As a musician, though, not a fan, but I've always been a fan first. These days, with AI covers and generated music, the scene is dead. The few shows I've seen have been nothing but power chords.
February 5, 2026 at 3:52 AM
I definitely love indie music. I spent the early to mid 2000s jumping from punk band to punk band. As a musician, though, not a fan, but I've always been a fan first. These days, with AI covers and generated music, the scene is dead. The few shows I've seen have been nothing but power chords.
Is that what you did? What kind of interests did you search?
February 5, 2026 at 3:45 AM
Is that what you did? What kind of interests did you search?
I'm just looking to get back to funny memes and interesting facts. Is that what you guys do here pr should I go back to the not see chat room that twitters become and hope for the best?
February 5, 2026 at 3:35 AM
I'm just looking to get back to funny memes and interesting facts. Is that what you guys do here pr should I go back to the not see chat room that twitters become and hope for the best?
Thanks! I hope everyone else here is this nice. I'll enjoy running off the troublemakers off with you guys. I miss social media pre-2016. The number of positive things that came out of it that period is disproportionate to everything negative after that turning point.
February 5, 2026 at 3:35 AM
Thanks! I hope everyone else here is this nice. I'll enjoy running off the troublemakers off with you guys. I miss social media pre-2016. The number of positive things that came out of it that period is disproportionate to everything negative after that turning point.
That sounds like fun. On a slightly more serious note, thanks so much for being so welcoming to a newcomer. It means a lot in our dystopia of an internet hellscape. Mind if I follow?
February 5, 2026 at 3:21 AM
That sounds like fun. On a slightly more serious note, thanks so much for being so welcoming to a newcomer. It means a lot in our dystopia of an internet hellscape. Mind if I follow?
I'm down. Where do I go for the less depressing Alf lore?
February 5, 2026 at 3:16 AM
I'm down. Where do I go for the less depressing Alf lore?