Scott Hays
@iamscotthays.com
reading, running, records, whiskey, politics, auburn, braves. design director. birmingham based.
“My choice to be stupid supersedes your right to live.”
- the pro-life party.
- the pro-life party.
January 23, 2026 at 6:37 PM
“My choice to be stupid supersedes your right to live.”
- the pro-life party.
- the pro-life party.
Cool tough on crime party.
January 16, 2026 at 6:58 PM
Cool tough on crime party.
How embarrassing for him.
January 16, 2026 at 2:10 AM
How embarrassing for him.
Look, I know she did some impressive things, but I don't think she discovered Christmas. We knew about it before then.
December 23, 2025 at 8:16 PM
Look, I know she did some impressive things, but I don't think she discovered Christmas. We knew about it before then.
One of them is dead and the other is 79.
An unserious administration.
An unserious administration.
December 18, 2025 at 8:55 PM
One of them is dead and the other is 79.
An unserious administration.
An unserious administration.
“But wait, there’s more. Call now and receive a set of knives…”
December 18, 2025 at 2:17 AM
“But wait, there’s more. Call now and receive a set of knives…”
December 17, 2025 at 3:42 PM
Great system we have in this country.
December 16, 2025 at 8:38 PM
Great system we have in this country.
It's not a huge thing, but I need a reporter to ask Trump some historical sports stats questions.
Or even a stat he should know about his current job pertaining to like yesterday.
Or even a stat he should know about his current job pertaining to like yesterday.
December 16, 2025 at 5:29 PM
It's not a huge thing, but I need a reporter to ask Trump some historical sports stats questions.
Or even a stat he should know about his current job pertaining to like yesterday.
Or even a stat he should know about his current job pertaining to like yesterday.
From the party that wants armed teachers and more school cops.
December 16, 2025 at 5:09 PM
From the party that wants armed teachers and more school cops.
A black cat walks along the driveway…
December 9, 2025 at 8:32 PM
A black cat walks along the driveway…
He's not, he won't, he's still president and this is the kind of quote you give after reviewing a guy's record and dedicating a building 100 years later.
The saddest people.
The saddest people.
December 5, 2025 at 5:26 PM
He's not, he won't, he's still president and this is the kind of quote you give after reviewing a guy's record and dedicating a building 100 years later.
The saddest people.
The saddest people.
Marty Smith really did all that work today and didn’t get the byline.
November 30, 2025 at 6:24 AM
Marty Smith really did all that work today and didn’t get the byline.
Blowing up boats with no evidence and no way of getting to America because of drugs, tho.
November 30, 2025 at 12:59 AM
Blowing up boats with no evidence and no way of getting to America because of drugs, tho.
So my workout and Auburn’s close basketball game.
November 16, 2025 at 11:03 PM
So my workout and Auburn’s close basketball game.
"He didn't do the president's basic, critical thinking for him" is a hell of an argument.
November 11, 2025 at 10:38 PM
"He didn't do the president's basic, critical thinking for him" is a hell of an argument.
He such a broken person.
November 8, 2025 at 3:52 PM
He such a broken person.
Just wild that we live in a world where this could be close. Cuomo should be off cancelled somewhere.
November 5, 2025 at 2:04 AM
Just wild that we live in a world where this could be close. Cuomo should be off cancelled somewhere.
