Scott Hays
iamscotthays.com
Scott Hays
@iamscotthays.com
reading, running, records, whiskey, politics, auburn, braves. design director. birmingham based.
“My choice to be stupid supersedes your right to live.”

- the pro-life party.
January 23, 2026 at 6:37 PM
Cool tough on crime party.
January 16, 2026 at 6:58 PM
How embarrassing for him.
January 16, 2026 at 2:10 AM
Show trials. 2029.
January 8, 2026 at 4:26 PM
Look, I know she did some impressive things, but I don't think she discovered Christmas. We knew about it before then.
December 23, 2025 at 8:16 PM
Cool cool.

Idiots.
December 19, 2025 at 10:02 PM
Perfect.
December 18, 2025 at 10:39 PM
One of them is dead and the other is 79.

An unserious administration.
December 18, 2025 at 8:55 PM
“But wait, there’s more. Call now and receive a set of knives…”
December 18, 2025 at 2:17 AM
Lol.
December 17, 2025 at 5:17 PM
December 17, 2025 at 3:42 PM
Great system we have in this country.
December 16, 2025 at 8:38 PM
It's not a huge thing, but I need a reporter to ask Trump some historical sports stats questions.

Or even a stat he should know about his current job pertaining to like yesterday.
December 16, 2025 at 5:29 PM
From the party that wants armed teachers and more school cops.
December 16, 2025 at 5:09 PM
A black cat walks along the driveway…
December 9, 2025 at 8:32 PM
He's not, he won't, he's still president and this is the kind of quote you give after reviewing a guy's record and dedicating a building 100 years later.

The saddest people.
December 5, 2025 at 5:26 PM
Marty Smith really did all that work today and didn’t get the byline.
November 30, 2025 at 6:24 AM
Blowing up boats with no evidence and no way of getting to America because of drugs, tho.
November 30, 2025 at 12:59 AM
It’s just a book??
November 22, 2025 at 12:46 AM
So my workout and Auburn’s close basketball game.
November 16, 2025 at 11:03 PM
"He didn't do the president's basic, critical thinking for him" is a hell of an argument.
November 11, 2025 at 10:38 PM
He such a broken person.
November 8, 2025 at 3:52 PM
November 7, 2025 at 5:48 PM
Just wild that we live in a world where this could be close. Cuomo should be off cancelled somewhere.
November 5, 2025 at 2:04 AM
October 28, 2025 at 2:16 PM