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so politoxticated, better laugh. learning to take life lightly when the universe insists on drama. lover of random, simple things. 💙🇺🇸✊🏻

🚫 MAGA 🚫 🌽 🚫
For delivery, Instacart displays pricing and fee policies for each store with which it has agreements, but it's always the stores that raise their prices based on the area you live in—a rip-off.
December 10, 2025 at 1:56 AM
This Freak Lunatic thinks I am a bot, so he got me on a list. He has many of you on his list - idiOt James Munns.
December 10, 2025 at 12:20 AM
I'm at the point where I need to flip a coin just to decide whether to laugh or cry at these MAGA idi0ts.
December 9, 2025 at 10:23 PM
Fatso pos' judge
December 9, 2025 at 8:39 PM
FU Susan UNWorthington 🖕🏻🤬🖕🏻
December 9, 2025 at 8:36 PM
🇦🇷 | The imbecile of Javier Milei said: “If I raise taxes, cut off my arm.”

Now he’s proposed a tax reform that raises VAT from 21% to 29%, which would make Argentina the country with the highest VAT in the world.

Viva la libertad to cut off his arm, carajo!!
December 9, 2025 at 7:43 PM
Epstein's Files = Trump's Files 💔🤬
December 9, 2025 at 4:50 PM
I made a stellar tart over the weekend ⭐️🍒
December 9, 2025 at 2:14 AM
December 8, 2025 at 6:41 PM
Monday wishes. 🌤️☕️❤️
December 8, 2025 at 1:00 PM
December 8, 2025 at 11:45 AM
So hard to keep up with the Trumps - Ivanka is a culprit, too.
December 7, 2025 at 6:05 PM
Palantir CEO: "At Palantir, we are on the side of working class Americans.”

You know who also said they were on the side of the working class? Mussolini and Hitler.
December 7, 2025 at 4:02 PM
Fine man the
Prime Minister of Poland. 🇵🇱
December 7, 2025 at 1:39 AM
🙄
December 7, 2025 at 1:36 AM
🚨PAY ATTENTION: what happens in #Florida won’t stay just in Florida -
#HB289
December 6, 2025 at 5:04 PM
BREAKING: 🚨 Netflix is buying Warner Bros. and HBO Max for $82.7B.
A brutal plot twist for Larry Ellison, who thought Paramount would snag WB for him.
Now he’s calling the whole process “unfair,” which is adorable coming from a billionaire. 🤷🏻‍♀️
December 5, 2025 at 10:11 PM
😂
December 5, 2025 at 7:38 PM
Friday ! Can’t wait to be free for the week! 🥂💙🇺🇸✊🏻 cheers, my friend.
December 5, 2025 at 5:01 PM
A) Mar-A-Lago
B) White House
C) Epstein's House
December 5, 2025 at 4:55 PM
P3do Gaetz in action. What a joke this administration is.
December 4, 2025 at 3:57 PM
Who would you make get up from the table to give Tom Cruise a seat?
December 3, 2025 at 8:36 PM
My neighbor spent four hours in line for a $30 bear cup. Do you see the level of consumerism we’re dealing with?
December 3, 2025 at 6:42 PM
Há - For example!
December 3, 2025 at 5:00 PM
That's for sure, but it's not all. The know-how and contacts he's gaining from many drug lords in different countries is no coincidence. It’s complicated, I know- Just remember, his name on this will never be linked to the dealing of the substances.
December 3, 2025 at 1:09 PM