joel
@iamthewalnut.bsky.social
Back when i was younger i was someone you’d have liked.
Are you threatening to shave my head? These locks WILL NOT YIELD
January 4, 2026 at 5:11 AM
Are you threatening to shave my head? These locks WILL NOT YIELD
What the fork are you talking about? Take a breath, go outside, the world is not so terrible. Not everything is regarding your infatuation with American politics.
January 4, 2026 at 5:05 AM
What the fork are you talking about? Take a breath, go outside, the world is not so terrible. Not everything is regarding your infatuation with American politics.
Have you seen my hair? Um it’s glorious!
January 4, 2026 at 5:03 AM
Have you seen my hair? Um it’s glorious!
Well, just to let you know, since you don’t read well, the Inquisitors were always the bad guys. So to style yourself off the bad guys is a choice. Just say “I’m a weird bald Darth Vader wanna be who hasn’t been outside in 14 years.” It’s fine, we accept you (we don’t).
January 4, 2026 at 5:02 AM
Well, just to let you know, since you don’t read well, the Inquisitors were always the bad guys. So to style yourself off the bad guys is a choice. Just say “I’m a weird bald Darth Vader wanna be who hasn’t been outside in 14 years.” It’s fine, we accept you (we don’t).
😂😂 you are such a stereotype and no one takes you seriously. This is amazing!
January 3, 2026 at 4:51 PM
😂😂 you are such a stereotype and no one takes you seriously. This is amazing!
This is the lamest thing I’ve ever read. Oh my god my eyes are bleeding from how bad this joke is.
January 3, 2026 at 4:49 PM
This is the lamest thing I’ve ever read. Oh my god my eyes are bleeding from how bad this joke is.
Oh baby, the grand inquisitor antifa? Brother please touch grass and get a life. You are the final boss of giant dorks.
January 3, 2026 at 4:48 PM
Oh baby, the grand inquisitor antifa? Brother please touch grass and get a life. You are the final boss of giant dorks.
It’s hilarious how all you try hards on Bluesky basically say “i don’t care if you’re gay just don’t let me see it!” but substitute sexuality with religion lol.
January 2, 2026 at 1:37 AM
It’s hilarious how all you try hards on Bluesky basically say “i don’t care if you’re gay just don’t let me see it!” but substitute sexuality with religion lol.
Human instrumentality!!
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January 2, 2026 at 1:35 AM
Human instrumentality!!
The inability of blue sky users to not make this about politics is very on brand for bluesky
January 2, 2026 at 1:34 AM
The inability of blue sky users to not make this about politics is very on brand for bluesky
Miami D Ends are wrecking through two drives too. Sayin is getting like 2 seconds to throw
January 1, 2026 at 1:04 AM
Miami D Ends are wrecking through two drives too. Sayin is getting like 2 seconds to throw
“That defense got a turnover? Huh. They practice tackling and gap discipline, but i never see them practicing THE SINGLE MOST IMPACTFUL THING A DEFENSE CAN DO.”
December 28, 2025 at 3:23 AM
“That defense got a turnover? Huh. They practice tackling and gap discipline, but i never see them practicing THE SINGLE MOST IMPACTFUL THING A DEFENSE CAN DO.”
I wish i had the personality of a cat!
December 27, 2025 at 8:54 PM
I wish i had the personality of a cat!
Skyfall is so underrated! I think it gets lumped in with quantum too much and is overlooked.
December 27, 2025 at 2:53 AM
Skyfall is so underrated! I think it gets lumped in with quantum too much and is overlooked.
And she has a pet cat! Which begs a lot of questions about her race (?)
December 27, 2025 at 2:52 AM
And she has a pet cat! Which begs a lot of questions about her race (?)
There is significant processing cost in all that comes with moving money from issuer to acquirer banks… unfortunately, CC processing companies are not non-profit and are allowed to make money 🤷
December 18, 2025 at 5:38 PM
There is significant processing cost in all that comes with moving money from issuer to acquirer banks… unfortunately, CC processing companies are not non-profit and are allowed to make money 🤷
Fire Matt Nagy and maybe this team will have a shot next year.
December 14, 2025 at 10:00 PM
Fire Matt Nagy and maybe this team will have a shot next year.
Jeremiah Smith robbed!
December 13, 2025 at 12:27 AM
Jeremiah Smith robbed!
