Ian
@ian---r.bsky.social
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now watch me naenae
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I think the same thing literally every time I've taken pictures of any model. Where were they hiding??
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ARCHAELOLOGIST 1: So you thinkin' what I'm thinking?

ARCHAEOLOGIST 2: Esteemed deeds.

A1: Fuckin' HIGHLY esteemed deeds!

A2: I mean if this isn't a place of honor I've never seen one.

A1: Get the truck, I want to start substantially disturbing this place physically as soon as possible.
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personally I think you should play to find out what happens
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I've seen some small glass votive holders that might fit in here if you wanted to use wax
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Tis the season!
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Croissant guy is coming s2, I know it
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Standing in the doorway while the missus gives the kids a talking to
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Sean looney-tunes sidestepping rocks labelled WARHAMMER, CROSSFIT, and FOLLOWING A NEW SPORT, blowing a raspberry, and getting absolutely flattened by an ACME brand 1000 pound synthesizer
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I cast the "A Gentleman And A Scholar" aura on my tapped Scranton Strangler, pumping him up to a 10/4 and drawing me three cards, and since he has infect I'll tap my Paper Warehouse for 3 to cast "Parkour Parkour" untapping him and giving him unblockable. GG!
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Are you trying to tell me that a mens weared this house??
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An older coworker asked for help with some kind of slideshow program recently and I was scratching my head along with him
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It's dated ~15 years but yeah same
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The blog culture has definitely changed. Thinking some of Scrap's classic train of thought style lore salads and how they absolutely would not win any bloggies
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Magic: the Default Dancing
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Papa Smurf looking on as the others pin Nic Cage down and administer the bees
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I like to think of gnomes as a sect of religious fundamentalist dwarves who practice, like, a Wicker Man religion. Like folk horror Mennonites.
Illustrations of the male and female woodland gnome from Wil Huygen's "Gnomes"
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Really should've included some stuff about Design and Procedures to make it more current and reshareable
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A lot of spells can be kung fu moves jsyk
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I moved from a sometimes-not-before-dark delivery area to a usually-midafternoon-or-earlier area and a few years back and only just learned that the next suburb over has it daily by noon. Glories lost and gained with time's cruel march
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Possibly the best exit he could hope for. But still!!
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You need something faster...a beam of light...