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George Smiley
@ian-parsley.bsky.social
120 followers 77 following 450 posts
Project/program manager, experienced IT change leader. Amateur musician, chef and dog-lover. Not keen on corporate BS, AI, SAP, landlords, Gammon numpties, racism, fascism, right wing populists or genocide. Loves the smell of pipe tobacco in the autumn.
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George Smiley @ian-parsley.bsky.social · 6h
Oh yeah, did you hear that her latest delirium is that China killed Charlie Kirk? Whereas I was pretty sure it was Pol Pot dressed as Elvis.
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George Smiley @ian-parsley.bsky.social · 6h
Same. I think it’s because I wasn’t very supportive of stopping the anti-genocide protests on Hannibal Directive Day.
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George Smiley @ian-parsley.bsky.social · 8h
… I thought Slayer had fixed all that in 1986 with their song ‘Jesus Saves’, but apparently not. Some of them still ban their kids from playing D&D and listening to Judas Priest, I imagine 😂. 2/2
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George Smiley @ian-parsley.bsky.social · 8h
Crazy, huh? I can’t believe my son is now 26 and has a better job than me. I’m very pleased that he does. But bloody hell, where did that quarter century go?! As for the hypocrisy of these “Evangelical Christians”… 1/2
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George Smiley @ian-parsley.bsky.social · 8h
😂🤣😂🤣😂🤣😂
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George Smiley @ian-parsley.bsky.social · 9h
What we really need is a party that isn’t bought and paid for by Israel. Do you know of any, Andy?
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George Smiley @ian-parsley.bsky.social · 9h
New hairdo?
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George Smiley @ian-parsley.bsky.social · 9h
😂😂😂😂😂 trufax.
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George Smiley @ian-parsley.bsky.social · 9h
American people be like “let’s alleckkt a fucken psych’paaath that’ll be fuuun”.
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SpatialKimtamine @kimmalien.bsky.social · 11h
British people be like “I bot yew a fokin vape innit”
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George Smiley @ian-parsley.bsky.social · 9h
Awwwww 🤗. Thank you! 🦦
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George Smiley @ian-parsley.bsky.social · 10h
Yep. Hugz. JFC it’s a nightmare.
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George Smiley @ian-parsley.bsky.social · 10h
Not only does he look like a Simpsons version of himself, …

Not saying the rest. Trying to get un-shadow-banned. Bluesky is a bit more subtle than Facebook about it, but not much.
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George Smiley @ian-parsley.bsky.social · 10h
What hips?
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George Smiley @ian-parsley.bsky.social · 10h
WTAF?! These so-called government people seem to be high on ketamine and Top Gun.
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George Smiley @ian-parsley.bsky.social · 10h
Quite right too. Those things are a menace. I wouldn’t hesitate to shoot down one that entered my airspace. We had one hit a tree and fall into our garden so we burnt it. Better safe than sorry. Little Johnny from next door can get his insufferable dad to buy him a new one if he misses it that much.
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George Smiley @ian-parsley.bsky.social · 10h
YES. THIS. ALL THE F¥<€!\¿ TIME.

Gemini is even worse for lying and then apologising like a 13 year old caught with a blunt.

“I am so terribly sorry and you are right to be annoyed. I will do my utmost to come out with better bullscript. Lo, I have mandated my behaviour to be less bullscripty.”
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George Smiley @ian-parsley.bsky.social · 11h
Yikes. I hope that plane is rated for that kind of heavy cargo!
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George Smiley @ian-parsley.bsky.social · 11h
You mean Miller and Gnome? 😁
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George Smiley @ian-parsley.bsky.social · 11h
Yes! And there was a dancing Tyrannosaurus Rex who had excellent rhythm. It’s clearly a “war-ravaged emergency zone”. Thank goodness the powers that be are taking good care of us God-fearing patriotic citizens by using our tax dollars to tear-gas the happy Portland frog.
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George Smiley @ian-parsley.bsky.social · 12h
The Vampire de L’Estat turns to ice… Not ICE. Ice. Baby.
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Nash Is Here for It @nashishereforit.bsky.social · 22h
Did anyone else see this today and wonder wtf happened?

Oopsie, Stephen.
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George Smiley @ian-parsley.bsky.social · 12h
ROFL. You guys 🤣.
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George Smiley @ian-parsley.bsky.social · 14h
She is SO out of her depth in that job. I have the impression she’d be out of her depth flipping burgers too, but that’s a different matter.
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George Smiley @ian-parsley.bsky.social · 15h
Priceless 🤣🤣🤣👍.
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George Smiley @ian-parsley.bsky.social · 15h
The Trump administration, who are begging Americans to believe that Portland is “war ravaged” so that they can send in their ICE Gestapo, is made to look infinitely stupid by these clips of dinosaurs and unicorns having fun.

Don’t fall for the old “blackshirts v. communists” routine, MAGtards.
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Carl Quintanilla @carlquintanilla.bsky.social · 16h
#WarRavagedPortland
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George Smiley @ian-parsley.bsky.social · 16h
2dumb2breathe