Ian Bruce 伊恩·布鲁斯
@ianabruce.bsky.social
International award-winning inventor and designer. @TEDTalks alumnus. Private pilot. Enjoys sailing, biking, horse riding, motorcycles, and classic sports cars.
"Stick 'em up, or I'll BLOW yer BRAINS out!"
— Private SNAFU, "Fighting Tools" 1943
— Private SNAFU, "Fighting Tools" 1943
January 21, 2026 at 9:42 PM
"Stick 'em up, or I'll BLOW yer BRAINS out!"
— Private SNAFU, "Fighting Tools" 1943
— Private SNAFU, "Fighting Tools" 1943
Half-Life 2 really nailed it.
January 21, 2026 at 9:21 PM
Half-Life 2 really nailed it.
... plus some fake used Nikes, warm mittens, and his redeployment paperwork.
January 21, 2026 at 1:15 AM
... plus some fake used Nikes, warm mittens, and his redeployment paperwork.
Was Pvt. Hyperopiavich manning the radar again?
January 20, 2026 at 12:07 AM
Was Pvt. Hyperopiavich manning the radar again?
That's what happens when you hide in the suspension.
January 19, 2026 at 11:53 PM
That's what happens when you hide in the suspension.
THIS IS THE WAY. 🌭
January 12, 2026 at 11:37 PM
THIS IS THE WAY. 🌭
Ah! So THAT'S what they mean when they say, "Russian culture". It all makes sense now.
January 12, 2026 at 11:33 PM
Ah! So THAT'S what they mean when they say, "Russian culture". It all makes sense now.
That's why they call them go-go boots.
Dude's gone.
Dude's gone.
January 10, 2026 at 11:38 PM
That's why they call them go-go boots.
Dude's gone.
Dude's gone.
"Asked for help"? Bullshit. The 2014 "Donbas conflict" started within months of the discovery of huge oil and gas reserves there. This was — and is — just another Russian heist.
Children are dead because they got between Putin and something he wanted. It's that simple — and that evil, Spanky.
Children are dead because they got between Putin and something he wanted. It's that simple — and that evil, Spanky.
January 10, 2026 at 12:58 PM
"Asked for help"? Bullshit. The 2014 "Donbas conflict" started within months of the discovery of huge oil and gas reserves there. This was — and is — just another Russian heist.
Children are dead because they got between Putin and something he wanted. It's that simple — and that evil, Spanky.
Children are dead because they got between Putin and something he wanted. It's that simple — and that evil, Spanky.
At this point, I can't tell if you're just trolling; if you're a bot; or if you really are that dense. Goodbye.
January 10, 2026 at 12:42 PM
At this point, I can't tell if you're just trolling; if you're a bot; or if you really are that dense. Goodbye.
Some might argue that removing all the insulation from Russian combat boots invites frostbite, and makes footprints easier to be detected by IR sensors — but just look at the yacht those savings bought!
January 10, 2026 at 12:33 PM
Some might argue that removing all the insulation from Russian combat boots invites frostbite, and makes footprints easier to be detected by IR sensors — but just look at the yacht those savings bought!
Actually, you accused yourself of making up numbers — but I digress...
I'm using my own name, and have no reason to lie — as I said, over 400,000 killed or maimed Russians for less than 1% of ukrainian territory in 2025.
Via Al Jazeera:
www.aljazeera.com/news/2026/1/...
I'm using my own name, and have no reason to lie — as I said, over 400,000 killed or maimed Russians for less than 1% of ukrainian territory in 2025.
Via Al Jazeera:
www.aljazeera.com/news/2026/1/...
Over 400,000 Russians killed, wounded for 0.8 percent of Ukraine in 2025
Ukraine’s General Staff estimated the tally - but Russian President Vladimir Putin appears bent on avoiding peace talks.
www.aljazeera.com
January 9, 2026 at 10:16 AM
Actually, you accused yourself of making up numbers — but I digress...
I'm using my own name, and have no reason to lie — as I said, over 400,000 killed or maimed Russians for less than 1% of ukrainian territory in 2025.
Via Al Jazeera:
www.aljazeera.com/news/2026/1/...
I'm using my own name, and have no reason to lie — as I said, over 400,000 killed or maimed Russians for less than 1% of ukrainian territory in 2025.
Via Al Jazeera:
www.aljazeera.com/news/2026/1/...
You said, "I can make up numbers too."
So... those numbers. Doi.
So... those numbers. Doi.
January 9, 2026 at 2:55 AM
You said, "I can make up numbers too."
So... those numbers. Doi.
So... those numbers. Doi.
I'd usually just say the humor flew over his head, but I think there are deeper issues...
January 9, 2026 at 2:50 AM
I'd usually just say the humor flew over his head, but I think there are deeper issues...
My numbers are accurate — a quick search will confirm them. Are you saying you make yours up?
January 9, 2026 at 2:47 AM
My numbers are accurate — a quick search will confirm them. Are you saying you make yours up?
Actually, you're correct. Russia gained territory in 2025 — about .72%. Sure, it's less than 1 percent of Ukrainian territory, but it was a bargain at only 400,000 killed or seriously maimed Russian soldiers.
Hail Putin, and pass the onions. ✋
Hail Putin, and pass the onions. ✋
January 8, 2026 at 8:38 PM
Actually, you're correct. Russia gained territory in 2025 — about .72%. Sure, it's less than 1 percent of Ukrainian territory, but it was a bargain at only 400,000 killed or seriously maimed Russian soldiers.
Hail Putin, and pass the onions. ✋
Hail Putin, and pass the onions. ✋
Quick! Call the Moscow Circus.
January 7, 2026 at 6:35 AM
Quick! Call the Moscow Circus.
Too bad about the 14th... maybe drive around in something less conspicuous next time.
December 28, 2025 at 11:29 PM
Too bad about the 14th... maybe drive around in something less conspicuous next time.
Just another pair of geniuses shopping at "Putin's House O' Bargains" on a Black Friday weekend...
December 1, 2025 at 1:23 AM
Just another pair of geniuses shopping at "Putin's House O' Bargains" on a Black Friday weekend...
Must be his magnetic personality...
November 15, 2025 at 7:19 PM
Must be his magnetic personality...
Just a thought...
November 14, 2025 at 9:03 PM
Just a thought...
"What a lightweight..."
November 13, 2025 at 4:38 PM
"What a lightweight..."
