Based on the amount of harm inflicted over the last 15 years or so lets just get rid of PPE at Oxford and leave it at that

There’s always a magic money tree for bombs and guns

Journalism is all about generating heat rather than light these days. A few honourable exceptions, but that number is steadily declining

Translation: Nobody will take the job because of Fosun, so we carry on slowly and relentlessly towards relegation hoping that the pennies we spend in January on some aged Premier League has-beens saves our skins

Now that's a childhood memory. Couldn't stop staring at it when we walked past it in the Manders Centre.

I’m anticipating a game that can only very loosely be described as football

For those of a certain age Stanley Unwin springs to mind. Take your money from the Globally Fundy Thing via Uffle Puffle into the Banky County Lode

Could you introduce the concept of functioning WiFi to Avanti West Coast?

Mmm, so reward the older people for just being older. Again.

Most of the people who were there now seem to be here,so why not?

Pears. The only fruit that’s better out of a tin