Ian Cohen
@iancohen.bsky.social
Logging onto Bluesky for the first time in forever for the sole purpose of checking in on @edsbs.bsky.social
September 7, 2025 at 12:30 AM
Logging onto Bluesky for the first time in forever for the sole purpose of checking in on @edsbs.bsky.social
Substack is back and we’re remembering the late, great Delays. If you like Blogspot-style posting, you’re in luck.
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Remember Some Guys: Delays
On law school VORP, Bacardi Razz and, in a just world, the most 2025 album of 2004
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July 5, 2025 at 9:15 PM
Substack is back and we’re remembering the late, great Delays. If you like Blogspot-style posting, you’re in luck.
iancohen.substack.com/p/remember-s...
iancohen.substack.com/p/remember-s...
Really proud of the “ice was all yellow, I call the chain Coldplay” fake Cam’ron lyric I made up
Incredibly funny to make fans wait years and years for a proper Clipse reunion and then when they finally drop a song this is the opening line
![[Verse 1: Pusha T]
Yellow diamonds look like pee-pee](https://cdn.bsky.app/img/feed_thumbnail/plain/did:plc:5tpgw5kdddegys4mjill2jzl/bafkreif2nyk6242mmuf5ocyfntwpw7lkygvsuyktieymbqwgr4xsdyfft4@jpeg)
May 29, 2025 at 11:35 PM
Really proud of the “ice was all yellow, I call the chain Coldplay” fake Cam’ron lyric I made up
Thrilled to announce my first book/culmination of my life's work, FEELING NEGLECTED? - the story of 90s emo and the making of "the Midwest." My undying thanks to @atriabooks.bsky.social and Ethan Bassoff.
April 4, 2025 at 1:39 PM
Thrilled to announce my first book/culmination of my life's work, FEELING NEGLECTED? - the story of 90s emo and the making of "the Midwest." My undying thanks to @atriabooks.bsky.social and Ethan Bassoff.
Hey, hey, hey…we gave y’all SLIGHTLY Stoopid, show some respect
Golden retriever-ass city. Would bark at its own ass for farting. Not a thought in that head.
San Diego is a fantastic place to be brainless.
“Not a care in the world” is the perfect San Diego state of mind.
“Not a care in the world” is the perfect San Diego state of mind.
March 8, 2025 at 8:03 PM
Hey, hey, hey…we gave y’all SLIGHTLY Stoopid, show some respect
More Substacking! Took a look back on a typically slow month (February) in an atypically dull year (2018)
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30 Days in 60 Minutes: February 2018
Featuring Jeff Rosenstock, The Wonder Years, Soccer Mommy, 90s white guys with dreads and the acceptance of dull music months
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March 2, 2025 at 8:57 PM
More Substacking! Took a look back on a typically slow month (February) in an atypically dull year (2018)
iancohen.substack.com/p/30-days-in...
iancohen.substack.com/p/30-days-in...
Back on Bluesky to juice the greatest post I’ve seen on this site
Trying to listen to The Fall when you’ve already listened to 100 bands iterating on The Fall is like when basketball oldheads try to tell you that Bob Cousy was a problem. Mark E Smith was playing against plumbers
February 16, 2025 at 3:14 AM
Back on Bluesky to juice the greatest post I’ve seen on this site
Damn, can’t believe I slept on doing a “Great Destroyer is actually my favorite Low album” blog. Truly slipping on my bits.
These albums by LCD Soundsystem, Bright Eyes, Low, the Chemical Brothers, Bonnie ‘Prince’ Billy & Matt Sweeney, Geto Boys, M83, and ...And You Will Know Us By The Trail Of Dead turn 20 years old this weekend. 💿
Which is your fave?
Which is your fave?
January 26, 2025 at 2:12 AM
Damn, can’t believe I slept on doing a “Great Destroyer is actually my favorite Low album” blog. Truly slipping on my bits.
Went long on the 20th anniversary of “Worlds Apart,” dumb smart guys and Trail of Dead’s place in the Good Bad Album canon
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Random lost souls ask me "what's the future of rock 'n roll"
On 20 years of ...And You Will Know Us By the Trail of Dead's "Worlds Apart"
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January 22, 2025 at 3:12 PM
Went long on the 20th anniversary of “Worlds Apart,” dumb smart guys and Trail of Dead’s place in the Good Bad Album canon
iancohen.substack.com/p/random-los...
iancohen.substack.com/p/random-los...
Substacking is back! Part one in my annual December “electronic guy phase” recap iancohen.substack.com/p/30-days-in...
30 Days in 60 Minutes: December 2024 (Part I)
Featuring Astrid Sonne, The Hellp and "your 2010 electronic favorites are back, in basic b*tch form"
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January 13, 2025 at 7:48 PM
Substacking is back! Part one in my annual December “electronic guy phase” recap iancohen.substack.com/p/30-days-in...
[taps mic]
Wilco remix album called “Sky Twitter”
Wilco remix album called “Sky Twitter”
November 14, 2024 at 9:58 PM
[taps mic]
Wilco remix album called “Sky Twitter”
Wilco remix album called “Sky Twitter”
Need something completely amoral and numb today, old Roc Marciano the only thing sounding good tbh
November 6, 2024 at 3:28 PM
Need something completely amoral and numb today, old Roc Marciano the only thing sounding good tbh
Having a normal one (wondering how the first Grinderman album would be received if it dropped this year)
July 2, 2023 at 5:41 AM
Having a normal one (wondering how the first Grinderman album would be received if it dropped this year)
First tweet I ever sent was something in 2009 about building IKEA furniture. Today, I am building IKEA furniture. Circle of life.
July 2, 2023 at 12:01 AM
First tweet I ever sent was something in 2009 about building IKEA furniture. Today, I am building IKEA furniture. Circle of life.