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Ian Duncan
@ianduncan.bsky.social
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Hey all, I'm Ian, living in Montreal, Quebec.
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Ian Duncan @ianduncan.bsky.social · 10h
I really like Mark Carney, and I think he's doing a great job. But if you HAVE to meet face to face with a piece of shit who's raped children with his best friend Jeffrey Epstein, don't even think of smiling while shaking that hand. Do what you need to do and get the fuck out of that cesspit.
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Ian Duncan @ianduncan.bsky.social · 4d
I heard a woman once thought she was eating Dave Portnoy's ass, but it turned out they were just kissing.
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Ian Duncan @ianduncan.bsky.social · 4d
Oh we've all seen them since then, being interviewed in their offices at the White House. 😒
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Ian Duncan @ianduncan.bsky.social · 4d
I've been waiting for some super rich prankster to come on The Antiques Roadshow with like an $80,000,000 Picasso and act like they have no idea who painted it, that they just found it in their parents' attic.
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Ian Duncan @ianduncan.bsky.social · 4d
And don't forget your Boba Feta, the bubble tea with feta bubbles lol.
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Ian Duncan @ianduncan.bsky.social · 7d
And so is Spain's "Piggy" from 2022... www.youtube.com/watch?v=Amxq...
Piggy - Official Trailer
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Ian Duncan @ianduncan.bsky.social · 7d
France's "High Tension" is a WILD ride... www.youtube.com/watch?v=SIFw...
High Tension | Official Trailer [Eng Subs]
YouTube video by Umbrella Entertainment
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Ian Duncan @ianduncan.bsky.social · 7d
A military that brutally murdered close to a million civilians in Iraq, a country that had absolutely nothing to do with 9/11? A lot of the world sees the US military as the biggest terrorist organization on Earth that wastes astronomical sums of money each year that could be used for good instead.
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Ian Duncan @ianduncan.bsky.social · 7d
Wait, Boba is bubble tea, so would that be a bubble tea with feta cheese bubbles in it? Hmmm, trying to imaginarily taste that. 🤔
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Ian Duncan @ianduncan.bsky.social · 7d
a cartoon of a person sitting at a table with flames coming out of it
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Ian Duncan @ianduncan.bsky.social · 14d
No, because it just falls through the clouds.
a cartoon of rick and morty throwing basketballs in front of their house
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Ian Duncan @ianduncan.bsky.social · 23d
I was carefully trying to capture the vocal nuance juuuuust right.
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Ian Duncan @ianduncan.bsky.social · 23d
Haha you're welcome, I'm just happy to be of service!
a cartoon character wearing a blue jacket and a beard made of ice
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Ian Duncan @ianduncan.bsky.social · 24d
Here ya go! :)
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Ian Duncan @ianduncan.bsky.social · 24d
Almost choked on my cereal laughing at this one. 😆
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Ian Duncan @ianduncan.bsky.social · 25d
It's still not too late... if you're not squeamish
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Ian Duncan @ianduncan.bsky.social · 27d
Pet betrayal
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Ian Duncan @ianduncan.bsky.social · 27d
If you stay nice, there might be some goose toaster tongs under your tree this Christmas!
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Ian Duncan @ianduncan.bsky.social · Sep 5
True story: Last week I was working to help set-up a new Lego art exhibit here in Montreal, and we built a Lego pit for kids to play with, and one guy thought he'd get in to take a selfie, but all he said was "Owwww it's so painful!"
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Ian Duncan @ianduncan.bsky.social · Sep 5
And..... are you?
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Ian Duncan @ianduncan.bsky.social · Sep 1
a cartoon dog is covering his mouth with his hand while making a funny face .
ALT: a cartoon dog is covering his mouth with his hand while making a funny face .
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Ian Duncan @ianduncan.bsky.social · Aug 31
Lol "Share bag". Here they're just labelled "Pig Size" which always speaks to me.
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Ian Duncan @ianduncan.bsky.social · Aug 31
Your clenching synchronization must be very impressive.
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Ian Duncan @ianduncan.bsky.social · Aug 30
I can't WAIT to dance to this on repeat! Just counting the days now... ☠️🖤
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