Ian Gay
iangay.bsky.social
Ian Gay
@iangay.bsky.social
Vinyl Fancier. House-Elf. Aging Nerd. Fuck Murdoch.
Watching #TheAshes is great, but of course I'd rather be at the beach watching some boofhead Pom trying to fight off a shark by arguing with it about the unfairness of it all. "But I was swimming between the flags!!" #TheAshes
January 8, 2026 at 1:46 AM
Any time we can sit in air-conditioned comfort and watch an entitled boofhead Englishman with questionable talent lose his temper in public, it is an excellent day.
January 8, 2026 at 1:40 AM
I don't care if the bails are embedded in the keeper's forehead, and the umpire turns down a clean bowled appeal. You don't get to treat the umpire like that. Carse needs to FRO. #ashes
January 8, 2026 at 1:17 AM
Well, if you close your eyes and flail your arms about often enough, the law of large numbers means you'll fluke one eventually.
January 6, 2026 at 6:12 AM
I'm sure if this were to happen, and you find yourself on an upturned milk crate near the loo, the reasonable people you work with will monitor the situation very closely.
January 5, 2026 at 11:41 PM
Pfffft! Lucky guess.
December 31, 2025 at 12:14 PM
Look over here. How many fingers?
December 31, 2025 at 12:09 PM
That could possibly do it :-)
December 31, 2025 at 11:48 AM
HNY to you Ronni :)
December 31, 2025 at 11:00 AM
This is why having a tempting looking exercise bike in the front window is a bad idea. We live and learn.
December 31, 2025 at 10:40 AM
For me it is basic statistics. We lose our minds each NYE celebrating the start of a new year, that we enthusiastically hope will be better than the last. Simply setting off some explosions will not get it done. Delusional.
December 31, 2025 at 10:23 AM
I don't care if you are sharing it to criticize it. You are still part of the problem and being gross.
December 29, 2025 at 11:03 AM
I don't care if it is funny or cute. It is gross.
December 29, 2025 at 11:02 AM
Just need to install the "hospital corners" upgrade, for the black friday, never before seen low cost price of $9.95 per corner.
November 26, 2025 at 12:53 PM
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November 26, 2025 at 12:50 PM
Fabulous info, this thread :) looks so delish.
November 26, 2025 at 11:14 AM