Ian Goldstein
@iangoldstein.bsky.social
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👀 writer/performer featured in the NYTimes and ABC News talking about Healthcare ✍️ humor featured in the New Yorker and McSweeney's 💊 crohn's disease haver 🐍 not a fan of U.S. Healthcare https://outofnetworknetwork.substack.com/
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Spoke alongside @debtcollective.bsky.social on @abcnews.go.com.web.brid.gy about how American healthcare sucks and hey nobody in power is doing anything about it.
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Pritzker: "He wants to militarize major cities because he wants us to get used to the idea of troops on the streets. I believe he's gonna post people outside of polling places and if he needs to in order to control those elections, he'll assume control of the ballot boxes & count the votes himself"
iangoldstein.bsky.social
Does anyone want to split this with me?
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got a nice email from someone in austria asking me to rotate a Leberkässemmel, an austere meatloaf and mustard sandwich on kaiser roll i was previously unfamiliar with. i figured what the hell, let's rotate it and rotate it fast
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brendelbored.bsky.social
It’s wild America thinks it’s a country where criminals are treated with a cushy lax attitude with law enforcement prevented from doing their jobs when every piece of evidence is that it’s the opposite except for rich people who don’t commit crimes because why would they have money if they did that
iangoldstein.bsky.social
There’s a tiktok channel called pepper spray central where it’s just different people getting pepper sprayed. I have no point to make just letting you know this is where we’re at.
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nerdseyeview.bsky.social
It's totally okay to not have kids. You don't have to. It's fine.
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Those who are 35+, what advice do you have for people just entering their 30s?
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publichealthguy1.bsky.social
a respected senior CDC official telling the public that the federal agency has undergone a hostile takeover and it barely makes the news because that’s the state of the world today
iangoldstein.bsky.social
just a reminder that these are the grains of the cereal family so STOP ASKING ME
iangoldstein.bsky.social
Welp this is on every govt site now
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iangoldstein.bsky.social
“My mammogram was covered last time."

“The mammogram is covered,” she said. “But this is for the ultrasound.” And she pointed to the number.

$652.94.

Written by @marawilson.bsky.social
Illustrated by @emilyflake.bsky.social

Full post here:
substack.com/home/post/p-...
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iangoldstein.bsky.social
Just a reminder that people aren’t going to like you and that’s not ok.

Everyone should like you and you should work tirelessly to make sure everyone likes you all the time.
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karenho.bsky.social
I did not expect to have so many late night existential crises
iangoldstein.bsky.social
Just a reminder that people aren’t going to like you and that’s not ok.

Everyone should like you and you should work tirelessly to make sure everyone likes you all the time.
iangoldstein.bsky.social
“My mammogram was covered last time."

“The mammogram is covered,” she said. “But this is for the ultrasound.” And she pointed to the number.

$652.94.

Written by @marawilson.bsky.social
Illustrated by @emilyflake.bsky.social

Full post here:
substack.com/home/post/p-...
iangoldstein.bsky.social
an easy way to remember when the Constitution was signed is to say:

"Thirty days until Bacon eats Kevin oh! the constitution was signed on September 17, 1787"
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marisakabas.bsky.social
UPDATE: The man ICE violently arrested has been identified as Job Arias-Mendoza. Two weeks ago he published a video to his social media accounts of ICE handcuffing a man in front of a liquor store—it has more than 200,000 views on TikTok. streetcarsuburbs.news/arias-mendoz...
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NEW: ICE agents violently arrested a man in a busy Hyattsville, MD intersection this week, at one point brandishing guns and pointing them at bystanders.

I spoke to multiple witnesses—including a local priest whose church is a sanctuary for undocumented people: www.thehandbasket.co/p/ice-agents...
iangoldstein.bsky.social
My dream is to have sociopaths have control over what I do every day

I love corporations!
iangoldstein.bsky.social
I just turned 3 dollars into 10 dollars in 2 weeks!
iangoldstein.bsky.social
Anyone else keep visiting death beds of people who say they wish they worked more?
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mikesacks.bsky.social
I used to report for a show that was produced out of this Scripps-owned ABC affiliate in Denver. I’m really proud to see them publicly make clear they weren’t the cowards who caved to fascist threats.
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marisakabas.bsky.social
ON BARI WEISS’S PODCAST AHAHAHA
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BREAKING:

HUGE ENDORSEMENT FOR ANDREW CUOMO
Woody Allen sitting on a chair. Caption reads 

“Yes, I'm going to vote. I'm going to vote for Cuomo”