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Mallory: the person who named the Tilt-A-Whirl should name more things.
August 26, 2025 at 10:04 PM
Mallory: the person who named the Tilt-A-Whirl should name more things.
While watching old school episodes of Sesame Street, Big Bird said “hark”. That’s how old school it is. I love it.
August 11, 2025 at 4:30 PM
While watching old school episodes of Sesame Street, Big Bird said “hark”. That’s how old school it is. I love it.
Alex Lifeson may be a genius.
August 7, 2025 at 1:18 AM
Alex Lifeson may be a genius.
Nothing like a quiet morning with a comfy couch and a cup of cold brew, thinking about how we are fucking up the planet and my son’s generation is going to hate us for what we did(and didn’t do). Learn those survival skills now kid. The wasteland that you will inherit is going to be rough.
August 5, 2025 at 4:03 PM
Nothing like a quiet morning with a comfy couch and a cup of cold brew, thinking about how we are fucking up the planet and my son’s generation is going to hate us for what we did(and didn’t do). Learn those survival skills now kid. The wasteland that you will inherit is going to be rough.
I find the ads on youtube to as annoying as they are strange. Like, why am I getting ads for Cadillacs? Isn’t the fact that I’m getting ads, indicating that I can’t afford YouTube premium, evidence enough that could never afford a fucking Caddy in the first place? Who is this ad for?
August 4, 2025 at 4:20 AM
I find the ads on youtube to as annoying as they are strange. Like, why am I getting ads for Cadillacs? Isn’t the fact that I’m getting ads, indicating that I can’t afford YouTube premium, evidence enough that could never afford a fucking Caddy in the first place? Who is this ad for?
Huh. Sesame Street sure is different these days.
July 28, 2025 at 2:27 PM
Huh. Sesame Street sure is different these days.
Took a shower. Noticed the conditioner was empty. Aware there is a full one in the closet. Don’t want to be the one to replace it because I want to avoid the old “why did you open a new one? There’s so much left in the current one!” I scrubbed every molecule that I could from the old one…
July 20, 2025 at 8:55 PM
Took a shower. Noticed the conditioner was empty. Aware there is a full one in the closet. Don’t want to be the one to replace it because I want to avoid the old “why did you open a new one? There’s so much left in the current one!” I scrubbed every molecule that I could from the old one…
Thank god Pez is still made in the USA, am I right?
June 9, 2025 at 8:23 PM
Thank god Pez is still made in the USA, am I right?
Is the whole planet just advertising now?
June 5, 2025 at 6:56 PM
Is the whole planet just advertising now?
Conversation with my toddler:
Him: Mama work?
Me: ya, mama has to go to work.
Him: Dada work?
Me: ya, buddy, dada works too
Him: why?
Me: that’s a hell of a question to answer, kid.
Him: Mama work?
Me: ya, mama has to go to work.
Him: Dada work?
Me: ya, buddy, dada works too
Him: why?
Me: that’s a hell of a question to answer, kid.
June 1, 2025 at 2:59 PM
Conversation with my toddler:
Him: Mama work?
Me: ya, mama has to go to work.
Him: Dada work?
Me: ya, buddy, dada works too
Him: why?
Me: that’s a hell of a question to answer, kid.
Him: Mama work?
Me: ya, mama has to go to work.
Him: Dada work?
Me: ya, buddy, dada works too
Him: why?
Me: that’s a hell of a question to answer, kid.
We don’t deserve the music of Joni Mitchell.
May 26, 2025 at 1:46 PM
We don’t deserve the music of Joni Mitchell.
Art is nothing if not theft.
May 4, 2025 at 7:17 PM
Art is nothing if not theft.
On this day, May the 4th, Star Wars day, let us remember who the bad guys are and who the good guys are. Let’s remember who and what the rebels are rebelling against. Let’s remember who the heroes of those movies are.
May 4, 2025 at 4:11 PM
On this day, May the 4th, Star Wars day, let us remember who the bad guys are and who the good guys are. Let’s remember who and what the rebels are rebelling against. Let’s remember who the heroes of those movies are.
Now that the election is said and done, Canada has made a safe, unchallenging decision. The fact that the NDP lost so much is a little disappointing and depressing, but I suppose it’s better than the alternative.
April 30, 2025 at 2:06 PM
Now that the election is said and done, Canada has made a safe, unchallenging decision. The fact that the NDP lost so much is a little disappointing and depressing, but I suppose it’s better than the alternative.
You know, in terms of song writing, I’d put “The Other Man” by Sloan up there with any of the finest crafted songs our species has produced.
April 23, 2025 at 12:28 AM
You know, in terms of song writing, I’d put “The Other Man” by Sloan up there with any of the finest crafted songs our species has produced.
Why is social media a thing?
Is this where we all exist now? Has this replaced real life? Could anyone have predicted that our society would end up this way? I’m actually asking.
And yes, I see the irony(?) of using social media to ask those questions.
Is this where we all exist now? Has this replaced real life? Could anyone have predicted that our society would end up this way? I’m actually asking.
And yes, I see the irony(?) of using social media to ask those questions.
April 5, 2025 at 4:44 AM
Why is social media a thing?
Is this where we all exist now? Has this replaced real life? Could anyone have predicted that our society would end up this way? I’m actually asking.
And yes, I see the irony(?) of using social media to ask those questions.
Is this where we all exist now? Has this replaced real life? Could anyone have predicted that our society would end up this way? I’m actually asking.
And yes, I see the irony(?) of using social media to ask those questions.
In these crazy times, I suggest getting stoned and listening to Joni Mitchell’s “Blue”.
March 27, 2025 at 2:43 PM
In these crazy times, I suggest getting stoned and listening to Joni Mitchell’s “Blue”.
Being called “Hot Wheels” might be the most complimentary thing anyone has ever said about him.
March 27, 2025 at 12:36 AM
Being called “Hot Wheels” might be the most complimentary thing anyone has ever said about him.
They say “in vino veritas.” While that may be true, I say a better idiom would “in cannabis veritas” because the truth you speak is to yourself, the person who needs to hear it the most.
March 25, 2025 at 5:50 AM
They say “in vino veritas.” While that may be true, I say a better idiom would “in cannabis veritas” because the truth you speak is to yourself, the person who needs to hear it the most.
Huh. Bluey. I get it.
March 24, 2025 at 7:08 PM
Huh. Bluey. I get it.
I really wonder how this generation will react to a truly earth shattering, monumental historical event. And I feel like it’s coming.
March 20, 2025 at 5:17 AM
I really wonder how this generation will react to a truly earth shattering, monumental historical event. And I feel like it’s coming.
Finally found a place for this rad sticker. If you know, you know.
March 7, 2025 at 10:12 PM
Finally found a place for this rad sticker. If you know, you know.
I wish tv shows would do a really exhaustive recap episode at the beginning of the season. Shows nowadays are so complex and bitch, I ain’t got time to watch the whole series again to refresh my memory. What happened up to this point in Stranger Things? Couldn’t tell you.
February 27, 2025 at 1:48 PM
I wish tv shows would do a really exhaustive recap episode at the beginning of the season. Shows nowadays are so complex and bitch, I ain’t got time to watch the whole series again to refresh my memory. What happened up to this point in Stranger Things? Couldn’t tell you.
My 21 month old was messing around with some of my Star Wars stuff and pointed to a picture of the Death Star and said “moon”. I calmly but proudly replied “that’s no moon.”
February 26, 2025 at 1:37 PM
My 21 month old was messing around with some of my Star Wars stuff and pointed to a picture of the Death Star and said “moon”. I calmly but proudly replied “that’s no moon.”
Customer: “did you know your ‘open’ sign is off?”
Me: “and yet, here you are.”
Me: “and yet, here you are.”
February 23, 2025 at 3:56 PM
Customer: “did you know your ‘open’ sign is off?”
Me: “and yet, here you are.”
Me: “and yet, here you are.”