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Former aether pirate laid low by sky kraken's & gin. Crash landed in Cambridge. Fan of Liverpool FC, coffee & steampunk. Opinions expressed may be mine.
40 years ago today the world was introduced to a small boy and his best friend. Happy birthday Calvin & Hobbes.
November 18, 2025 at 6:37 AM
40 years ago today the world was introduced to a small boy and his best friend. Happy birthday Calvin & Hobbes.
Hang on: did #DementiaDon just admit that he went to bed with a 14 year old kid?
November 16, 2025 at 3:54 PM
Hang on: did #DementiaDon just admit that he went to bed with a 14 year old kid?
And now we go over to Lord Nodward Holder for a message about Christmas.
November 11, 2025 at 6:09 PM
And now we go over to Lord Nodward Holder for a message about Christmas.
November 10, 2025 at 8:29 AM
The BBC are looking for a new director.
I believe somebody with relatively recent experience of BBC news programming has recently become available & has a free diary.
He also had a mutual friend with #DementiaDon so ludicrous attacks from the Washington crime syndicate will be neutralised.
I believe somebody with relatively recent experience of BBC news programming has recently become available & has a free diary.
He also had a mutual friend with #DementiaDon so ludicrous attacks from the Washington crime syndicate will be neutralised.
November 9, 2025 at 7:32 PM
The BBC are looking for a new director.
I believe somebody with relatively recent experience of BBC news programming has recently become available & has a free diary.
He also had a mutual friend with #DementiaDon so ludicrous attacks from the Washington crime syndicate will be neutralised.
I believe somebody with relatively recent experience of BBC news programming has recently become available & has a free diary.
He also had a mutual friend with #DementiaDon so ludicrous attacks from the Washington crime syndicate will be neutralised.
November 8, 2025 at 4:44 PM
One of the best things about last night was watching, like Kylian Mbappé before him, Vinícius Júnior run into the wall that is Conor Bradley.
November 5, 2025 at 10:17 AM
One of the best things about last night was watching, like Kylian Mbappé before him, Vinícius Júnior run into the wall that is Conor Bradley.
I wish I could say this in unbelievable but for #ComboverCaligula, claiming the credit for others work is entirely predictable.
November 1, 2025 at 12:24 PM
I wish I could say this in unbelievable but for #ComboverCaligula, claiming the credit for others work is entirely predictable.
Me fail English? That’s unpossible!
October 30, 2025 at 5:23 PM
Me fail English? That’s unpossible!
On this day in 1415, King Henry & an outnumbered, dysentery-ridden, band of brothers crushed the French army, the gallic nobles falling like autumn leaves into the sucking mud.
#agincourt #stcrispensday
#agincourt #stcrispensday
October 25, 2025 at 7:04 AM
On this day in 1415, King Henry & an outnumbered, dysentery-ridden, band of brothers crushed the French army, the gallic nobles falling like autumn leaves into the sucking mud.
#agincourt #stcrispensday
#agincourt #stcrispensday
![Guy at the bar in the Architect listening to “Respectable” by Mel & Kim:
“I love Banarama.”
Me: “That may be true but this isn’t them. It’s Mel & Kim.”
Him: “I always get Banarama, the Bangles & Mel & Kim confused.”
Him: “I know loads of rave tunes from the 80s”
Me : “That may be so but I lived thorough them and that was Mel* & Kim”
Him : “Well you’ve made me look stupid.”
Me: “No, you did that by yourself.”
[Tragically Mel died of cancer in 1985]](https://cdn.bsky.app/img/feed_thumbnail/plain/did:plc:qnmm7x2whr7n5fnybro5y6yl/bafkreigvv6242tia7ctqzrkir6j2g473ykx2i6asi4xdslvcxjubttrlwu@jpeg)
Breaking: French police reveal an image of some individuals they’d like to speak to in relation to the Louvre robbery.
October 22, 2025 at 5:52 PM
Breaking: French police reveal an image of some individuals they’d like to speak to in relation to the Louvre robbery.
After priceless artefacts were stolen in a brazen daylight raid on the Louvre, President Macron announces that France’s foremost detective will handle the case.
October 21, 2025 at 9:48 AM
After priceless artefacts were stolen in a brazen daylight raid on the Louvre, President Macron announces that France’s foremost detective will handle the case.
I see that renowned furniture enthusiast JD Vance thinks that people 10 years younger than him are “kids” even when they proclaimed to love Hitler and talk about sending people to gas chambers.
As Morgan says …
As Morgan says …
October 18, 2025 at 5:01 PM
I see that renowned furniture enthusiast JD Vance thinks that people 10 years younger than him are “kids” even when they proclaimed to love Hitler and talk about sending people to gas chambers.
As Morgan says …
As Morgan says …
38 years ago tonight I was watching "Aliens" with mates & commented that 'The wind is quite strong tonight'.
#BigUnderstatement
By the morning Sevenoaks had become Threeoaks
#TheGreatStorm
#BigUnderstatement
By the morning Sevenoaks had become Threeoaks
#TheGreatStorm
October 15, 2025 at 5:30 AM
38 years ago tonight I was watching "Aliens" with mates & commented that 'The wind is quite strong tonight'.
#BigUnderstatement
By the morning Sevenoaks had become Threeoaks
#TheGreatStorm
#BigUnderstatement
By the morning Sevenoaks had become Threeoaks
#TheGreatStorm
Happy Ada Lovelace Day
October 14, 2025 at 11:48 AM
Happy Ada Lovelace Day
… while insisting all the rules had been followed at all times.
He used the same line that ‘all the rules were followed’ when he was mendaciously denying that Number 10 turned into a party place during Covid lockdowns. [2/2]
He used the same line that ‘all the rules were followed’ when he was mendaciously denying that Number 10 turned into a party place during Covid lockdowns. [2/2]
October 12, 2025 at 11:35 AM
… while insisting all the rules had been followed at all times.
He used the same line that ‘all the rules were followed’ when he was mendaciously denying that Number 10 turned into a party place during Covid lockdowns. [2/2]
He used the same line that ‘all the rules were followed’ when he was mendaciously denying that Number 10 turned into a party place during Covid lockdowns. [2/2]
We cross now live to the White House as the #ComboverCaligula receives news that Maria Corina Machado has won this year's Nobel Peace Prize.
October 10, 2025 at 12:45 PM
We cross now live to the White House as the #ComboverCaligula receives news that Maria Corina Machado has won this year's Nobel Peace Prize.
The sign couldn't be much clearer that the road ahead is closed but still the illterate jizztrumpets drive on, only to find that the road is closed (includes bonus photo of a very naughty motorcyclist riding on the pavement).
October 8, 2025 at 7:13 AM
The sign couldn't be much clearer that the road ahead is closed but still the illterate jizztrumpets drive on, only to find that the road is closed (includes bonus photo of a very naughty motorcyclist riding on the pavement).
“Kemi’s IQ, twenty two. Simon Hoare, sixty four. Edward Leigh, eighty three. Christ on a bike, one of you must noticed you have a line. The cards are all fucking identical because we used the same printer as we did for the chocolate wrapper.”
October 6, 2025 at 9:20 PM
“Kemi’s IQ, twenty two. Simon Hoare, sixty four. Edward Leigh, eighty three. Christ on a bike, one of you must noticed you have a line. The cards are all fucking identical because we used the same printer as we did for the chocolate wrapper.”
![Yacht For Sale
[picture of Michelle Mone on her yacht]
‘Top condition & only 1 owner. Any reasonable offer considered. Genuine reason for sale. Contact Baroness Mone-y Boating & Gown Emporium for further details.’](https://cdn.bsky.app/img/feed_thumbnail/plain/did:plc:qnmm7x2whr7n5fnybro5y6yl/bafkreib5skzuqwe2daxwnhdwmuobz3ta3q5roxpvbftyv6xfsl2g3fogl4@jpeg)
The #ComboverCaligula believes this is how ships should look (after watching a documentary (“A great programme. Like me. The best.”).
Though he’s disappointed that his favourite captains from the documentary didn’t show up to his summons. So he’s going to fire all 3 for being bigly absent.
Though he’s disappointed that his favourite captains from the documentary didn’t show up to his summons. So he’s going to fire all 3 for being bigly absent.
October 1, 2025 at 7:44 PM
The #ComboverCaligula believes this is how ships should look (after watching a documentary (“A great programme. Like me. The best.”).
Though he’s disappointed that his favourite captains from the documentary didn’t show up to his summons. So he’s going to fire all 3 for being bigly absent.
Though he’s disappointed that his favourite captains from the documentary didn’t show up to his summons. So he’s going to fire all 3 for being bigly absent.