You guys should watch Fatman for the bonus. Could not believe the moral of the Mel Gibson Santa movie.

Santa never regrets making control panels for F-35's. The movie just ends lmao

As far as Jacked Santa movies go this was much more enjoyable as a wtf-watch than Red One

The moral of this one is bonkers lmao. The military industrial complex sellout isn't even really the plot. Mrs Claus spends the first half all like "this isn't you!" about how angry he's gotten and when the goverment check clears and he cheers up she's immediately "There's the man I married!"

the Gundam gacha is having a War in the Pocket event

There was some show like a decade or more ago that had a bit about how the government is always trying to get the public to be on board with war against Venezuela and I wish I remembered what it was

There was a short(under 5'0) blond kid that had an unfortunately loud and feminine sneeze. Didn't really know him enough to get his name but I definitely remember the sneeze. I remember he left school halfway through the year and I hope he just moved and it wasn't the intense bullying

All the comments on a video I saw about the new super fentanyl are just about how it's the government trying to get attention away from the files by killing all of the homeless so I think people are doing really well mentally about the whole thing

I saw that commented on that Unlikely Couple Weekend Update SNL sketch. Good to know its some kind of reference

Unfortunately I'm broke now

I bought a candle in a cleaned Mountain Dew Baja Blast can thinking it would smell like it but it was scentless. Haven't looked at the shop since

I used to cashapp you 5$ every time I saw you do a moontower tweet. Dunno if you ever noticed but it was a funny bit to me.

Had a very confusing second of thinking that was Felix Biederman

I get why Boyd never leaves Harlan County, all of his heists made him like $7000. But the moment that Blackpike deal got through Margo Martindale and her remaing dipshit kids should've been on a beach in Hawai'I. She made actual money there

Starting to worry Rise of the Ronin will have a third map lol

I unfortunately felt very seen in that episode. Spent a long time in my 20s dreaming about the lottery and how to hide winning it from the world while secretly helping family.

Sure thing Commodore Matthew Perry, I promise I won't leave you on read