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AuthorIan
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50% superhero books, 50% hockey shitposting, 50% pro-democracy ("but that's 150%, Ian!") That's right. Fυcκ you I won't do what you tell me! https://linktr.ee/ianthomashealy
GOALIE GOAL PLZ #GoAvsGo
December 3, 2025 at 4:18 AM
Mack just being mean now with these goals in the last minute of the period. #GoAvsGo
December 3, 2025 at 3:34 AM
Vancouver clearly considers Landeskog a greater threat than Brock Nelson. Probably because Landy's on all their wives' and girlfriends' hall passes. #GoAvsGo
December 3, 2025 at 3:26 AM
Wedgie to Sokolowski: Yeah, bub, not feeling good. Thought I was gonna shit my breezers for a minute. #GoAvsGo
December 3, 2025 at 3:24 AM
Woo! HATTIE for Coyne-Schofield! #PWHL
Our fearless leader 🤩
December 3, 2025 at 3:06 AM
Lekkermaki sounds like a sushi roll made from lutefisk. #GoAvsGo
December 3, 2025 at 3:04 AM
Hell, *I* could have scored that one. #GoAvsGo
December 3, 2025 at 2:43 AM
Everyone talks about Makar and Toews, but I'm a big fan of the Sams Club too. #GoAvsGo
December 3, 2025 at 2:40 AM
Look, we'll all eventually be sick of Dallas after playing them 7-10 more times this season. #GoAvsGo
December 3, 2025 at 2:36 AM
Kind of an interesting idea to have Nichushkin on the 3rd line. With Olofsson having that scary shot, Drury as a pure agent of chaos, and Choosh having that net front presence, I feel like they could potentially eat goalies very heartily as a group. #GoAvsGo
December 3, 2025 at 2:15 AM
Good evening Avs fans! I'm finally back on my bullshit, ready to snark about hockey! Let's welcome the Choo Choo Train back to the ice and pencil him in for #AvsPsychic. #GoAvsGo
December 3, 2025 at 2:02 AM
November 30, 2025 at 5:59 PM
Hey y'all! If you're in the Denver area and looking for holiday gifts for yourself or your friends/family, come check out this market. I will be selling and signing books! Buy Local!
November 30, 2025 at 1:33 PM
Hey y'all! If you're in the Denver area and want to support small businesses today, come to Danico Brewing for a small business market, including me and my books!
November 29, 2025 at 1:11 PM
Good afternoon Avs fans and faithful! I hope you had an enjoyable Thanksgiving Day. We're back at it today against the staggeringly exciting Minnesota Wild. I'm helping my wife at a small business Black Friday event, so I'll be watching the game but not shitposting. #GoAvsGo
November 28, 2025 at 8:13 PM
I had exactly one thing to make this Thanksgiving.

Crushed it.

Happy Thanksgiving, everyone!
November 27, 2025 at 8:32 PM
Why I'm not shitposting about the game #GoAvsGo
November 27, 2025 at 2:21 AM
GOALIE GOAL PLZ #GoAvsGo
November 24, 2025 at 2:35 AM
I'd like to invite Bertuzzi to go fuck himself.

Garbage.
#GoAvsGo
November 24, 2025 at 2:34 AM
Altiboobs sharing somebody's AI slop.

Don't.

Just

Don't.
#GoAvsGo
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November 24, 2025 at 2:07 AM
Altitude stooping to showing us highlights from a much better Avs-Hawks game. #GoAvsGo
November 24, 2025 at 1:11 AM
"Two shots? That's all we got? Two goddamn shots?"
"You can't say goddamn on the radio!"
"It doesn't matter. Nobody's listening anyway."
#GoAvsGo
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November 24, 2025 at 12:46 AM
Reposted by AuthorIan
The Avs haven’t been themselves since Brindley got hurt. Not saying it’s related, but also start the Brindley for Hart campaign
November 24, 2025 at 12:39 AM
Just a reminder, Bertuzzi is a garbage player from a garbage family and his name is forever tarnished in this household. *spits*
#GoAvsGo
November 24, 2025 at 12:32 AM
Whoops. Fell asleep. Did I miss anything? #GoAvsGo
November 24, 2025 at 12:22 AM