V. entertaining, but shame about the clocks snark. If she was still on BST then her 7pm start would look like 8pm on her watch.
Love, a killjoy

You’re my no.1 fan. Not the “Misery” kind… so far.

I’ve promised my other half that – no matter how she “turns out” – I’ll never point at her in a public place and scream KILL THE MONSTER! Even if she coughs up a tit. #hero