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ɛllíe 💜
@iateyourbaby.bsky.social
11 points away from a double digit iq btw
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Her vehicle's right front panel cleared the ICE agent who didn't open fire until after he was at the side of her vehicle. He used deadly force on a fleeing individual, which is against DHS policy. This is murder. He needs to be arrested.
January 7, 2026 at 8:40 PM
Got my hair done, yay 🥰
January 6, 2026 at 6:32 PM
People always say they want a weird gf but then they literally won't let me keep a necklace with their blood in it??
January 4, 2026 at 10:29 AM
Hey sweetheart, I know you're winning bigly, but let's work on governing one country properly before we try another?
January 4, 2026 at 7:38 AM
I was hoping we learned from the last forever war. Oh well, at least the Trans™️ are sad and the president doesn't have a weird laugh.
January 3, 2026 at 3:02 PM
The attacks on daycare centers for "immigrant fraud" is a transparent attack on women's independence. I hate that 50% of this country hears the word "immigrant" and immediately shuts off their brain.
January 3, 2026 at 10:09 AM
"No dumb question" mfs get reallll quiet when I drop, "Ehehdi d l eoejd whekejevej?"
January 3, 2026 at 3:56 AM
Can I take your virginity in this, Jonathan?
January 3, 2026 at 3:32 AM
@bagelbites.bsky.social start selling tiny bagels by themselves please no sauce and lil pepperones and cube cheese.

Just bagel.

Thank you 💚
January 3, 2026 at 3:29 AM
coconut shavings are the dandruff of the fruit kingdom
January 2, 2026 at 4:47 AM
it says lingerie but there's no hot girl...?
January 2, 2026 at 4:42 AM
🚨TREND ALERT🚨

This year is glamgirl garbagecore chic. Your interior this year is apathetic maxmalist aero. This year felony conviction nails are IN, softcore bunnypop princess nails are OUT. What's on your playlist this year?? If you want HIS attention, it better be Spongeska Murderpop.
January 1, 2026 at 6:46 AM
People always say it's so hard to be original but just like type dvdlejd ckskskdhd fkflejevrkr urskhzrj and it's brand new, duh.
January 1, 2026 at 5:31 AM
new years' resolutions:

run
books: do they have good words? let's find out
something about food?? (healthier?? less?? cheap????? idk)
kiss my gf like 1000000 times
a hobby that makes people go like, "woah 😲"
December 31, 2025 at 8:34 AM