Pooka McPhellimey
@ibex62.bsky.social
A bit of an eejit really. In it for the books and the smart people whose jokes I can recycle in real life.
Cashews? Sure they’re only a new thing
December 18, 2025 at 6:58 PM
Cashews? Sure they’re only a new thing
Walter, you’re all washed up.
December 17, 2025 at 5:24 PM
Walter, you’re all washed up.
There was no call for that
December 15, 2025 at 8:56 AM
There was no call for that
Funner fact: Adopted as dogma by the Catholic Church in...wait for it...1854
December 8, 2025 at 2:21 PM
Funner fact: Adopted as dogma by the Catholic Church in...wait for it...1854
That is no country for old men
December 7, 2025 at 9:26 PM
That is no country for old men
They don’t have to listen. You were in proximity to people who may have looked up the sketches.
December 6, 2025 at 4:48 PM
They don’t have to listen. You were in proximity to people who may have looked up the sketches.
It is is me, I can only apologise
December 4, 2025 at 2:08 PM
It is is me, I can only apologise
“Young” - take the win
December 2, 2025 at 8:13 AM
“Young” - take the win
Dropping back into single file when meeting others on a path
December 1, 2025 at 8:55 PM
Dropping back into single file when meeting others on a path
He kinda did say this until his Ma jumped in and told him to cop on.
November 28, 2025 at 11:26 AM
He kinda did say this until his Ma jumped in and told him to cop on.
Might it be more effective to retain the juries for the most mundane crimes while leaving the serious complex cases to experienced jurists? The issue of judicial bias remains but the impact falls on fewer individuals.
November 28, 2025 at 6:32 AM
Might it be more effective to retain the juries for the most mundane crimes while leaving the serious complex cases to experienced jurists? The issue of judicial bias remains but the impact falls on fewer individuals.
You may wish to note the above.
November 21, 2025 at 12:44 PM
You may wish to note the above.
Charles Manson’s family?
November 10, 2025 at 11:08 AM
Charles Manson’s family?
Trainspotting toilet?
October 31, 2025 at 3:33 PM
Trainspotting toilet?
Sometimes the ten men play better
October 30, 2025 at 8:30 PM
Sometimes the ten men play better
Ah, Ms. Streisand. We've been expecting you.
October 29, 2025 at 6:02 PM
Ah, Ms. Streisand. We've been expecting you.
There’s also another aspect. You can be born working class and become middle class, but the son of a doctor or solicitor will always be middle class no matter how hard he falls
October 28, 2025 at 7:46 AM
There’s also another aspect. You can be born working class and become middle class, but the son of a doctor or solicitor will always be middle class no matter how hard he falls
Lee Harvey Norman
October 27, 2025 at 4:55 PM
Lee Harvey Norman
This guy will be a martyr to his varicose veins. Ask any hairdresser.
October 22, 2025 at 5:15 PM
This guy will be a martyr to his varicose veins. Ask any hairdresser.