ibisbill
@ibisbill.bsky.social
Sixteen sergeants stacked like matchsticks
Mercy for me!
Knock the first one down and they all fall over
Mercy for me!
Knock the first one down and they all fall over
I HATE careers day, my TWO MOMS (lesbians) draw VORE ART and the INFLATION kids mock me on the playground saying "our moms don't have to draw anyone getting eaten to get someone big" and say "go vore girl go!" I'M SICK OF IT
July 1, 2024 at 7:04 PM
I HATE careers day, my TWO MOMS (lesbians) draw VORE ART and the INFLATION kids mock me on the playground saying "our moms don't have to draw anyone getting eaten to get someone big" and say "go vore girl go!" I'M SICK OF IT
the wipers, what a band, windscreen wipers, what a concept
December 11, 2023 at 8:28 PM
the wipers, what a band, windscreen wipers, what a concept
guys will be like "dude you dont understand. i've got that dog in me"
so where is the wagging tail? the playful bark? the joy of a ball?
i dont think dogs are particularly interested in pick up culture
so where is the wagging tail? the playful bark? the joy of a ball?
i dont think dogs are particularly interested in pick up culture
December 3, 2023 at 5:52 PM
guys will be like "dude you dont understand. i've got that dog in me"
so where is the wagging tail? the playful bark? the joy of a ball?
i dont think dogs are particularly interested in pick up culture
so where is the wagging tail? the playful bark? the joy of a ball?
i dont think dogs are particularly interested in pick up culture
my life is a movie... big bang theory 3d
November 9, 2023 at 11:17 PM
my life is a movie... big bang theory 3d
"call me maybe (9/11 tribute)" by carly rae jepsen
"i looked to you as it fell
never forget this day"
"i looked to you as it fell
never forget this day"
November 9, 2023 at 11:03 PM
"call me maybe (9/11 tribute)" by carly rae jepsen
"i looked to you as it fell
never forget this day"
"i looked to you as it fell
never forget this day"
listen, i'm no expert on connect 4, but 3? ain't gonna cut it
October 30, 2023 at 11:07 PM
listen, i'm no expert on connect 4, but 3? ain't gonna cut it
bing crosby? google crosby? im just trying to listen to a little something called "music"
October 20, 2023 at 6:16 AM
bing crosby? google crosby? im just trying to listen to a little something called "music"
mario money... this is how they paid chris pratt!
October 10, 2023 at 4:46 PM
mario money... this is how they paid chris pratt!
BREAKING NEWS: gollum (lord of the rings) has found love!
October 5, 2023 at 8:43 PM
BREAKING NEWS: gollum (lord of the rings) has found love!
write a sad story in 8 words: 99p björk vespertine album for sale, never played...
October 3, 2023 at 7:02 PM
write a sad story in 8 words: 99p björk vespertine album for sale, never played...
hey, my name is "carrot" but the "c" is silent <3 and the "a" is silent <3 and the "r" is silent <3 and the "r" is silent <3 and the "o" is silent <3 and the "t" is silent <3
September 30, 2023 at 8:52 PM
hey, my name is "carrot" but the "c" is silent <3 and the "a" is silent <3 and the "r" is silent <3 and the "r" is silent <3 and the "o" is silent <3 and the "t" is silent <3
The Doors. an interesting premise, but where do The Doors lead? The School of Rock
September 24, 2023 at 4:03 PM
The Doors. an interesting premise, but where do The Doors lead? The School of Rock
earlier today someone in a discord server im in was talking about a drag queen roast and i sat for minutes thinking about how horrible it is that they are cooking and eating drag queens and then realised it was a comedy roast and felt like the dumbest person ever
September 15, 2023 at 8:18 PM
earlier today someone in a discord server im in was talking about a drag queen roast and i sat for minutes thinking about how horrible it is that they are cooking and eating drag queens and then realised it was a comedy roast and felt like the dumbest person ever
the beatles??? what next??? the roaches??? the spiders???
September 14, 2023 at 8:19 AM
the beatles??? what next??? the roaches??? the spiders???