Bye Gaetz!! You in danger, girl. ✌️

(Received): Today I got a callback for an Off-Broadway show I auditioned for 32 MONTHS ago…!! The universe is wild.

My discover tab is just gays and cats

(Heard): “I broke up with my boyfriend yesterday- been wanting to for awhile now, but after he confessed to voting for Trump I told him ‘my body, my choice’ and told him it’s over.”

(Said): “You know what I’m the most disappointed about?… is that I was excited to not have to hear his name anymore. I just wanted him to lose the election and get put in prison. Literally hate hearing about him all the time over the news!”

(Did): “Today I walked along a beach in Cabo San Lucas, then to a nearby mall where I met, flirted with, and exchanged numbers with a very handsome cashier. 25 mins later- as I’m sitting with my food feeling all giddy. I see him leaving his restaurant holding hands with his
GF” Guys suck sometimes.

(Said): “…unfortunately, the only people crazy enough to ‘do that’- are the people who voted for him in the first place!”