Ian Bogost 🍔
@ibogost.bsky.social
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Professor at Washington University in St. Louis, Writer at The Atlantic. https://linktr.ee/ibogost
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I received direct email marketing from a company that has previously sold me goods. I clicked to see the promotion but didn't add anything to a cart or even view a product detail page. Within an hour the company sent this "you forgot to buy our shit" nag. Email is the enemy and must be eradicated.
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Premise: Cinnamon gum and candies (Big Red, Red Hots, etc.) have now been fully supplanted by sour-flavor alternatives.
Big Red Commercial
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Apple Watch has all these health features that maybe sort of work but are fairly imprecise by design. So Apple says “Talk to your doctor” and then if you talk to your doctor they're like “Huh, yeah, I dunno keep an eye on it” as they type frantically into Epic MyChart during your 8-minute visit.
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I am sick of the thresholded swipe gestures that make it so you have to flick hard to “move” a smartphone interface (for example, to go back by flicking toward the right). This is a paradigm that needs to end.
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What if I also told you that
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When the flight crew thanks you for your “loyalty” for flying one of the four remaining domestic airlines and probably the only one that goes from your origin to your destination.
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”The mark of our time is its revulsion against imposed patterns. We are suddenly eager to have things and people declare their beings totally.”

^^ Marshall McLuhan wrote this in 1964, 60 years ago
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Good thing we have these computers around to compute shit for us.
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This is the only reason I single-signon
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Passionate about moving symbols between B2B SaaS services
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We need to shut down architecture schools until we can figure out airport restrooms.
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Somewhere I have a photo of the Cow Clicker cow someone drew on the Facebook HQ whiteboard “wall”
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Found the original Cow Clicker “design document,” including a fully-conceived basically final cow sketch (and a bunch of seemingly complicated ideas that thankfully never got implemented).
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What are you doing tonight?

Oh, pouring out and sorting my bag of lump charcoal.
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They renumbered to match the year, Windows 95 style.
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iOS26 is full of idiotic, terrible tiny changes that make things worse, and it’s not just me being cranky. I think my “favorite“ is that you now have to tap twice to see the Safari tabs you have open.
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This is going to be my new photo for everything.