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Update: ...we adopted her.
"Guys, are... are we delivering an evil baby right now?" #DnD5e #Antemurale
December 2, 2025 at 5:52 AM
[soft, intimate conversation] "That kobold spent twenty years so high he hallucinated great beings in the sky."

*pause*

"WHILE HE WAS UNDERGROUND." #DnD5e #Antemurale
December 2, 2025 at 4:55 AM
"Idire, you're the responsible one."
"Hate to think how that happened." #DnD5e #Antemurale
December 2, 2025 at 4:49 AM
"I think the boys are the most fragile in the group."
"Yeah, we've established that the women are the muscle." #DnD5e #Antemurale
December 2, 2025 at 4:44 AM
"I could make a blood tub, but..."

Here we go again...

#DnD5e #Antemurale
December 2, 2025 at 4:20 AM
Historically Relevant Dragons is my new band name #DnD5e #Antemurale
December 2, 2025 at 3:52 AM
"Yeah, first it's the 'awww,' then it's the running and the screaming and the terror." #DnD5e #Antemurale
December 2, 2025 at 3:13 AM
"I'll put the snake away..."

#DnD5e #Antemurale
December 2, 2025 at 3:12 AM
"Do you like the corn? Is the corn good?"

I don't--wha--I

Never mind

#DnD5e #Antemurale
December 2, 2025 at 3:09 AM
Now debating whether "glitter" counts as a condition.
"[These NPCs] don't even have names! Is it really murder if they don't have names?" #DnD5e #Heckna
November 28, 2025 at 5:16 AM
"Oh, there IS magic that can remove glitter." #DnD5e #Heckna
November 28, 2025 at 5:16 AM
"[These NPCs] don't even have names! Is it really murder if they don't have names?" #DnD5e #Heckna
November 28, 2025 at 4:48 AM
Reposted
November 27, 2025 at 4:59 AM
"I can't hear you! Come closer!"
"Gonna roll insight on that...

Nat 1. Let me come closer." #DnD5e #Heckna
November 28, 2025 at 4:19 AM
Reposted
95% of authors are not making a living through book publishing. The public needs to understand this.
November 25, 2025 at 2:24 AM
So uhhh

That sure happened
November 25, 2025 at 6:00 AM
"This might be real stupid, guys."
"DO IT."
"Have you met the rest of us?"

#DnD5e #Antemurale
November 25, 2025 at 5:52 AM
"Guys, are... are we delivering an evil baby right now?" #DnD5e #Antemurale
November 25, 2025 at 5:46 AM
"The wizard has Wizzed."
*muttering off-mic* I shouldn't say that.

#DnD5e #Antemurale
November 25, 2025 at 4:41 AM
"Ready or not, it's time for a lair action!"

Siiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiigh lmao

#DnD5e #Antemurale
November 25, 2025 at 4:09 AM
"so there's one uber-evil tree, but no other evil trees?"
"No, just blood oaks. They're illegal to grow, but not illegal to harvest."
"Just normal trees that sup on blood, it's fine, got it." #DnD5e #antemurale
November 25, 2025 at 4:07 AM
"Nobody told me [PC] was going to become Ash Ketchum." #DnD5e #Antemurale
November 25, 2025 at 4:03 AM
"I think we're all gonna digest while she digests."

Fuckin'

WELP #DnD5e #Antemurale
November 25, 2025 at 3:34 AM
I genuinely did not see this coming.
"Narune--fuck it. Narune is going to eat him." #DnD5e #Antemurale
November 25, 2025 at 3:32 AM
"Narune--fuck it. Narune is going to eat him." #DnD5e #Antemurale
November 25, 2025 at 3:31 AM