shirley ceasar salad
@icanhazratchet.bsky.social
Just here for the discosnouts
I was having an intense, visual, CGI-looking dream sequence and at one point said something misogynistic in the dream. There was a record scratch in the dream and I woke up with a “yuck” face.
I’m glad that I can call myself out for saying dumb shit, even when asleep 😂😂
I’m glad that I can call myself out for saying dumb shit, even when asleep 😂😂
a woman is smiling and talking about the rules of feminism .
ALT: a woman is smiling and talking about the rules of feminism .
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January 5, 2026 at 5:46 PM
I was having an intense, visual, CGI-looking dream sequence and at one point said something misogynistic in the dream. There was a record scratch in the dream and I woke up with a “yuck” face.
I’m glad that I can call myself out for saying dumb shit, even when asleep 😂😂
I’m glad that I can call myself out for saying dumb shit, even when asleep 😂😂
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Reminder, if you are blaming Dems right now, you are doing exactly what Trump wants you to do. You are perfectly following his plan.
So maybe let’s blame the Republicans cause they are the ones in the majority and they’re the ones who voted against curbing this, and they’re the reason we are here
So maybe let’s blame the Republicans cause they are the ones in the majority and they’re the ones who voted against curbing this, and they’re the reason we are here
January 4, 2026 at 12:47 AM
Reminder, if you are blaming Dems right now, you are doing exactly what Trump wants you to do. You are perfectly following his plan.
So maybe let’s blame the Republicans cause they are the ones in the majority and they’re the ones who voted against curbing this, and they’re the reason we are here
So maybe let’s blame the Republicans cause they are the ones in the majority and they’re the ones who voted against curbing this, and they’re the reason we are here
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I've had to unfollow a number of "Do Something" posters on here today. And these are people I know who voted for Kamala in 2024, but still want "more" from Schumer and Jeffries.
That attitude of their's is 100% bullshit.
There is one person at fault for. Either blame him or STFU.
That attitude of their's is 100% bullshit.
There is one person at fault for. Either blame him or STFU.
January 3, 2026 at 10:03 PM
I've had to unfollow a number of "Do Something" posters on here today. And these are people I know who voted for Kamala in 2024, but still want "more" from Schumer and Jeffries.
That attitude of their's is 100% bullshit.
There is one person at fault for. Either blame him or STFU.
That attitude of their's is 100% bullshit.
There is one person at fault for. Either blame him or STFU.
I truly believe that most of y’all are incapable of just saying “r*pubs are doing this bad thing” - they can never be accountable for their actions.
Everything, by default, MUST be the fault of the *minority leaders who have no goddamn power* (in large part due to y’all blaming them for everything)
Everything, by default, MUST be the fault of the *minority leaders who have no goddamn power* (in large part due to y’all blaming them for everything)
January 3, 2026 at 10:04 PM
I truly believe that most of y’all are incapable of just saying “r*pubs are doing this bad thing” - they can never be accountable for their actions.
Everything, by default, MUST be the fault of the *minority leaders who have no goddamn power* (in large part due to y’all blaming them for everything)
Everything, by default, MUST be the fault of the *minority leaders who have no goddamn power* (in large part due to y’all blaming them for everything)
Had a dream that Julia Louis-Dreyfus was my doctor, but it turned out that my doc visit was just a pilot for a New Adventures of Old Christine reboot. But I wasn’t in on it.
I gotta stop eating before bed lol
I gotta stop eating before bed lol
two women are standing next to each other in a living room with a tv land logo in the corner
ALT: two women are standing next to each other in a living room with a tv land logo in the corner
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January 3, 2026 at 6:35 PM
Had a dream that Julia Louis-Dreyfus was my doctor, but it turned out that my doc visit was just a pilot for a New Adventures of Old Christine reboot. But I wasn’t in on it.
I gotta stop eating before bed lol
I gotta stop eating before bed lol
Had a dream where I was talking to a commentator from that channel that rhymes with Flox Brews, with employees from my old (shitty) job, trying to figure out how to plan a webinar that no one wanted to attend.
Looks like vacation brain is officially turned off 😭
Looks like vacation brain is officially turned off 😭
it 's so hard to say goodbye to yesterday
ALT: it 's so hard to say goodbye to yesterday
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January 2, 2026 at 11:47 AM
Had a dream where I was talking to a commentator from that channel that rhymes with Flox Brews, with employees from my old (shitty) job, trying to figure out how to plan a webinar that no one wanted to attend.
Looks like vacation brain is officially turned off 😭
Looks like vacation brain is officially turned off 😭
Chrome - I need you to move that “split screen” button somewhere else 😒
December 11, 2025 at 1:44 AM
Chrome - I need you to move that “split screen” button somewhere else 😒
Spending the next 7 minutes yelling at myself for drinking yesterday instead of working out, since I need to make up for it today.
a man and a woman are looking at each other and the man says " i mean i probably brought it on myself
ALT: a man and a woman are looking at each other and the man says " i mean i probably brought it on myself
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December 7, 2025 at 3:56 AM
Spending the next 7 minutes yelling at myself for drinking yesterday instead of working out, since I need to make up for it today.
I really hate these social media sites defaulting to “snoozing” pages when I say I don’t want to hear from them.
If I am not interested, stop showing me. If I become interested again, I will find it.
But if you force me to interact, I will never trust your brand again 🤷🏾♂️
If I am not interested, stop showing me. If I become interested again, I will find it.
But if you force me to interact, I will never trust your brand again 🤷🏾♂️
a man in a suit and tie is screaming and says leave me alone
ALT: a man in a suit and tie is screaming and says leave me alone
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November 29, 2025 at 8:35 PM
I really hate these social media sites defaulting to “snoozing” pages when I say I don’t want to hear from them.
If I am not interested, stop showing me. If I become interested again, I will find it.
But if you force me to interact, I will never trust your brand again 🤷🏾♂️
If I am not interested, stop showing me. If I become interested again, I will find it.
But if you force me to interact, I will never trust your brand again 🤷🏾♂️
*visits hotel bar*
Bartender: “are you from here?”
Me: “just visiting. Went to high school here in [year]”
Bartender: “no way! That’s the year I was born!”
Bartender: “are you from here?”
Me: “just visiting. Went to high school here in [year]”
Bartender: “no way! That’s the year I was born!”
an elderly man making a funny face in front of bookshelves
ALT: an elderly man making a funny face in front of bookshelves
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November 26, 2025 at 12:06 PM
*visits hotel bar*
Bartender: “are you from here?”
Me: “just visiting. Went to high school here in [year]”
Bartender: “no way! That’s the year I was born!”
Bartender: “are you from here?”
Me: “just visiting. Went to high school here in [year]”
Bartender: “no way! That’s the year I was born!”
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Megan Thee Stallion walks into the federal courthouse in Miami this morning for day four of trial in her defamation lawsuit against online commentator Milagro Gramz.
November 20, 2025 at 1:58 PM
Megan Thee Stallion walks into the federal courthouse in Miami this morning for day four of trial in her defamation lawsuit against online commentator Milagro Gramz.
Oh brother 🥴
Adobe nearing $1.9 billion deal to buy Semrush, WSJ reports trib.al/1NhxxZ7
Adobe nearing $1.9 billion deal to buy Semrush, WSJ reports
Adobe Inc. is nearing a deal to buy the marketing software company Semrush Holdings Inc. for $1.9 billion, the Wall Street Journal reported, a takeover that would mark its first since the failed $2…
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November 19, 2025 at 6:12 PM
Oh brother 🥴
“Fewer ad breaks for this long video” is the biggest lie of the century.
a woman is sitting at a table and saying she has a disease . it 's called lie-abetes .
ALT: a woman is sitting at a table and saying she has a disease . it 's called lie-abetes .
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November 15, 2025 at 3:32 PM
“Fewer ad breaks for this long video” is the biggest lie of the century.
It’s mind boggling to see senior leaders being confused about insurance during open enrollment.
I can understand young folks just entering the workforce being confused, but how are you an SVP without knowing what a co-pay is???
I can understand young folks just entering the workforce being confused, but how are you an SVP without knowing what a co-pay is???
a white cat is sitting on a box with the words " i am confusion " above it
ALT: a white cat is sitting on a box with the words " i am confusion " above it
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November 13, 2025 at 6:54 PM
It’s mind boggling to see senior leaders being confused about insurance during open enrollment.
I can understand young folks just entering the workforce being confused, but how are you an SVP without knowing what a co-pay is???
I can understand young folks just entering the workforce being confused, but how are you an SVP without knowing what a co-pay is???
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I’m doing penance here after that post..
Back to our regularly scheduled marble racing lolol
Back to our regularly scheduled marble racing lolol
November 12, 2025 at 2:38 AM
I’m doing penance here after that post..
Back to our regularly scheduled marble racing lolol
Back to our regularly scheduled marble racing lolol
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Nice set up. And, it was so easy to repair! 😂😂🤣🤣
November 11, 2025 at 5:36 PM
Nice set up. And, it was so easy to repair! 😂😂🤣🤣
Why the fuck is she asking him this question
WELKER: Can you guarantee you will reopen the government before Thanksgiving?
JEFFRIES: Donald Trump needs to get off the golf course and get back to the negotiating table
JEFFRIES: Donald Trump needs to get off the golf course and get back to the negotiating table
November 9, 2025 at 6:06 PM
Why the fuck is she asking him this question
I swear that “check engine” light has a direct connection to dopamine cuz that bitch shows up whenever things are on the upswing
stitch from disney 's lilo and stitch is standing in a field eating a piece of bread .
ALT: stitch from disney 's lilo and stitch is standing in a field eating a piece of bread .
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November 8, 2025 at 12:56 AM
I swear that “check engine” light has a direct connection to dopamine cuz that bitch shows up whenever things are on the upswing
Attending a free conference and there is a session that is essentially a case study, but I guess people thought it was a tutorial.
They are berating the speaker in the chat.
Of this FREE CONFERENCE.
WTF is wrong with people 😩
They are berating the speaker in the chat.
Of this FREE CONFERENCE.
WTF is wrong with people 😩
a man with curly hair is standing next to a wall and says you need to relax b
ALT: a man with curly hair is standing next to a wall and says you need to relax b
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November 6, 2025 at 6:56 PM
Attending a free conference and there is a session that is essentially a case study, but I guess people thought it was a tutorial.
They are berating the speaker in the chat.
Of this FREE CONFERENCE.
WTF is wrong with people 😩
They are berating the speaker in the chat.
Of this FREE CONFERENCE.
WTF is wrong with people 😩
Some old connections somehow slipped thru the cracks and it’s fascinating watching people be sore winners after yesterday lol
Just miserable idiots all around.
Anyway, I’m looking forward to seeing how they make their sweeping changes without the voters they claim they hate 🤷🏾♂️
Just miserable idiots all around.
Anyway, I’m looking forward to seeing how they make their sweeping changes without the voters they claim they hate 🤷🏾♂️
a man with a beard is wearing suspenders and a shirt that says dummy .
ALT: a man with a beard is wearing suspenders and a shirt that says dummy .
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November 5, 2025 at 10:55 PM
Some old connections somehow slipped thru the cracks and it’s fascinating watching people be sore winners after yesterday lol
Just miserable idiots all around.
Anyway, I’m looking forward to seeing how they make their sweeping changes without the voters they claim they hate 🤷🏾♂️
Just miserable idiots all around.
Anyway, I’m looking forward to seeing how they make their sweeping changes without the voters they claim they hate 🤷🏾♂️
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I hope last night taught you that mayor elect @zohrankmamdani.bsky.social was the perfect candidate for New York City. AND governor elect @abigailspanberger.com was the perfect candidate for Virginia.
And this is what it means to be a big tent party.
1/2
And this is what it means to be a big tent party.
1/2
November 5, 2025 at 4:58 PM
👇🏾👇🏾👇🏾👇🏾
Man what the fuck is this?
I will die on the hill that there is not a “messaging problem” - we have an ineffective fourth estate. Truly, fuck these people and this framing.
I will die on the hill that there is not a “messaging problem” - we have an ineffective fourth estate. Truly, fuck these people and this framing.
November 5, 2025 at 4:57 PM
Man what the fuck is this?
I will die on the hill that there is not a “messaging problem” - we have an ineffective fourth estate. Truly, fuck these people and this framing.
I will die on the hill that there is not a “messaging problem” - we have an ineffective fourth estate. Truly, fuck these people and this framing.
This ✨free✨ affinity release on the last day of Max?
a cartoon of a chef with a needle in his mouth is playing at 4:32
ALT: a cartoon of a chef with a needle in his mouth is playing at 4:32
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October 31, 2025 at 3:30 AM
This ✨free✨ affinity release on the last day of Max?
> tv police officer: sees suspect 1.3 miles away
> tv police officer: “hey! Suspect! We need to talk to you!”
> suspect flees
> tv police officer: wait how are they getting away???
I need this trope to end 😂
> tv police officer: “hey! Suspect! We need to talk to you!”
> suspect flees
> tv police officer: wait how are they getting away???
I need this trope to end 😂
a man wearing a headband says " use this " in front of a netflix sign
ALT: a man wearing a headband says " use this " in front of a netflix sign
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October 28, 2025 at 10:57 PM
> tv police officer: sees suspect 1.3 miles away
> tv police officer: “hey! Suspect! We need to talk to you!”
> suspect flees
> tv police officer: wait how are they getting away???
I need this trope to end 😂
> tv police officer: “hey! Suspect! We need to talk to you!”
> suspect flees
> tv police officer: wait how are they getting away???
I need this trope to end 😂
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