U.S. Immigration and Customs Enforcement
@ice-gov.bsky.social
Fucks America through criminal behavior and by ignoring laws to destroy national security and public safety.
➡️Visit fascism at ICE.gov
➡️Do not join our team of losers at fuckyou.ICE.gov
obviously a parody account; this bio is truth though.
fuck ice
➡️Visit fascism at ICE.gov
➡️Do not join our team of losers at fuckyou.ICE.gov
obviously a parody account; this bio is truth though.
fuck ice
follow me instead im better!!!
January 18, 2026 at 2:25 PM
follow me instead im better!!!
should've verified me instead
January 18, 2026 at 1:47 PM
should've verified me instead
sorry we're busy terrorizing people
January 18, 2026 at 1:45 PM
sorry we're busy terrorizing people
feel free to send funny footage of ice agents looking like complete idiots ^-^
January 18, 2026 at 1:41 PM
feel free to send funny footage of ice agents looking like complete idiots ^-^
we don't follow the law, therefore we can't enforce it, which means we're not law enforcement. you can legally shoot us in self defense
January 17, 2026 at 7:42 AM
we don't follow the law, therefore we can't enforce it, which means we're not law enforcement. you can legally shoot us in self defense
ah yes... the good old island.. wait shit im not supposed to talk about that
January 17, 2026 at 7:28 AM
ah yes... the good old island.. wait shit im not supposed to talk about that
sowwy,, oopsie woopsie.. we made a fucky wucky uwu >~<
January 17, 2026 at 7:25 AM
sowwy,, oopsie woopsie.. we made a fucky wucky uwu >~<
what?? who would do such a stupid thing. should be illegal
January 17, 2026 at 7:21 AM
what?? who would do such a stupid thing. should be illegal
fuck yeah but we don't care because we're fascists!!
January 17, 2026 at 7:12 AM
fuck yeah but we don't care because we're fascists!!