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im a ice beer
@icebeer.bsky.social
just your ice beer living as we do

i like dnd, funny trivia and arctic ice, hbu?
What am i doing u know
August 12, 2025 at 10:39 PM
Ice belongs in the artic, not textbooks abt nazi government
June 8, 2025 at 10:17 AM
Love ice, FUCK ICE
June 8, 2025 at 10:15 AM
This just in Taylor Swift sent Vance to kill the pope under the meteor shower also only heterosexual white males should be allowed to live.

Yes I escaped the insane asylum how did you know?
April 21, 2025 at 8:04 PM
Conspiracy theorists be like:
THIS IS CRAZY!!!!
Then post the most crazy shit even my dreams can’t come up with, yes it’s crazy
April 21, 2025 at 8:03 PM
there’s a line between what’s ok to open up abt even to professionals and of you do it online you will get bullied because it’s cringe and emo (which was a trend some years ago)
April 20, 2025 at 7:41 PM
@anyaustin.bsky.social would love curriculum theory given the fact out for mallards
April 15, 2025 at 10:08 PM
Inspirational quote
March 31, 2025 at 2:27 AM
@wowclassicdevs.blizzard.com delete your characters to see how it feels for the people that resurrect ur clown game
March 23, 2025 at 7:06 PM
@wowclassicdevs.blizzard.com you need less clicks to never play again than press ”i accept that i am dead if servers are DDoSed because ppl are doing the biggest event in your game’s history.
March 23, 2025 at 7:03 PM
omg i can’t believe you made it happen!!! can’t wait to thank dad for making this happen!!! when is he coming back?
March 7, 2025 at 12:50 PM
Big shocking reveal regarding the balloon boy from some years ago…

It was me, my parents did anything to make me leave america, they put me in that balloon and since it was made in america, crashlanded immediately…

Endedup in a coma and wokenup speaking a new language, then got sent there by ICE
February 26, 2025 at 2:25 AM
I wish the sun could explode a bit more
February 25, 2025 at 8:31 PM
Butterfly and cows. Complete chaos, look at how tilted the world is!
February 25, 2025 at 8:29 PM
February 25, 2025 at 8:27 PM
Imagine a world w toxic positivity emo songs.
3DG - I love everything about you.
LP - In the end (it does really matter).
HOPE - Dive MF dive (song about swimming)
SoaD - B.Y.O.B(alloons)
Korn - Coming, I’m done (with the homework)
Drowning Pool - Hobbies
Papa Roach - Vast resort (yay holiday)
February 25, 2025 at 8:26 PM
A spider saw my emo shirt and felt they needed to add to the look
February 25, 2025 at 5:12 PM
This show was fricking dope #dinoriders
February 25, 2025 at 2:38 PM
Iconic
February 25, 2025 at 2:11 PM
Found a lone berry once, thought well what’s the worst that could happen if I ate it?

3 month long coma
February 25, 2025 at 2:08 PM
Smuggled beans to a concert ones, security were baffled when they saw me devour it, whole package n all
February 25, 2025 at 2:05 PM
Frostbitten sunflowers under a cloudy sky
February 25, 2025 at 12:44 PM
Faust (1926)’s plot summary on wikipedia includes the entire movie.

This is what happened in the movie: <the entire movie>

Vibes=I’m-just-gonna-show-you-this-video-real-quick-it’s-hilarious-ok-wait-a-little-bit-okay-it-gets-funnier-ok-it-was-funny-to-me-then-i-didnt-remember-there-was-a-slur-there
February 25, 2025 at 12:02 PM
Me admiring my real human teeth after brushing them.

Mom outside who waited to use the bathroom for 3 hours:
February 25, 2025 at 8:37 AM
Millionaires and billionaires like @mcuban.bsky.social be like:
We gotta be realistic, provide realistic ideas.

Their reality is literally fucking over millions of people for millions of dollars in profit.

The comments be like: i’m. 70 yo, negative wage employee for you, god bless u marky
February 22, 2025 at 11:32 AM