We're going to re-open the ALCATRAZ - big beautiful ISLAND where we can put all the mean CRIMINALS who have been terrorizing us with their HIGH SPEEDS and HIJINKS. And where going to have the great AMERICAN company ACME install anvils outside of every door and place TNT in the waters surrounding it.

ChatGPT is TOO Powerful. It has learned our greatest secrets

Just found out Meteorologists don't even study meteors

According to this article, the license plate AZZ069 has already been given
www.channel3000.com/news/after-n...

If I catch my kids drinking? I'm going to make them smoke the whole pack of cigarettes

TOP 5 ALBUMS OF 2024 ACCORDING TO THE ONLY PERSON WHO MATTERS (me)
Eels - Being Dead
@ducksltd.bsky.social - Harm's Way
MJ Lenderman - Manning Fireworks
@heladonegro.bsky.social - Phasor
Packs - Melt the Honey

Use this post as a vote to allow me to add 5 pictures and reassure me of my good taste

How are people not having all their Spotify wrapped songs from the one artist and album that you listened to a ton? Are you taking the time to individually listen to songs?

The boys are watching football tonight

My dad got air pods. The cord that came with them is usb-c to usb-c with no adapter. I truly could not believe how confusing this was to him

Can't wait for the Kendrick diss track on Gaetz

History will not be kind to those who villainized the Hamburglar's brave fight against Ronald's corporate greed

Why is Skylight trying to sell me a second digital photo frame? Do they not understand how their product works?