Robert Zimmerman YT
@idgafsoldier.bsky.social
Artist, dog-lover, avid reader, dark empath.
11/18/26 - The Geniusing begins.
11/18/26 - The Geniusing begins.
Pinned
Adulting is so fucking hard I'm going to kill myself.
Going to Cock Church for Cock Worship on Cock Sunday
January 23, 2026 at 10:25 PM
Going to Cock Church for Cock Worship on Cock Sunday
If you remember the reign of Moldok the Green-Fanged you are entitled to a Warrior's Discount 😂🤣
January 22, 2026 at 9:51 PM
If you remember the reign of Moldok the Green-Fanged you are entitled to a Warrior's Discount 😂🤣
I'm donating One hundred thousand of my own dollars to the Mitt Romney campaign.
January 15, 2026 at 10:51 PM
I'm donating One hundred thousand of my own dollars to the Mitt Romney campaign.
Holding my penis in my hand to piss and then I jerk off into the toilet.
January 14, 2026 at 2:47 AM
Holding my penis in my hand to piss and then I jerk off into the toilet.
I've had a hard time jerking my penis lately... maybe if I... aha! That's it! I've done it! With semen to show for it!
January 14, 2026 at 2:45 AM
I've had a hard time jerking my penis lately... maybe if I... aha! That's it! I've done it! With semen to show for it!
Last night, I had a strange dream.
January 13, 2026 at 11:24 PM
Last night, I had a strange dream.
Yeah bro this fist machine is gonna break your fucking eating machine if you dont stop talking to my chick about philosophy
January 11, 2026 at 5:38 AM
Yeah bro this fist machine is gonna break your fucking eating machine if you dont stop talking to my chick about philosophy
Every day I put a hundred lions into a shredder and eat lion meat by my fired place
January 6, 2026 at 7:37 AM
Every day I put a hundred lions into a shredder and eat lion meat by my fired place
I'm sucking off a hundred cocks a minute.
January 6, 2026 at 7:35 AM
I'm sucking off a hundred cocks a minute.
I have invented a dangerous machine.
January 5, 2026 at 6:39 AM
I have invented a dangerous machine.
I guess everyone just wants me to put a gun in my mouth that has bullets in it and then pull the trigger of the gun and blow my fucking brains out onto the ceiling
"Please donate your sperm! You're brilliant! We need more geniuses like you!"
My sperm after I take a blowtorch to my balls:
My sperm after I take a blowtorch to my balls:
December 19, 2025 at 2:43 AM
I guess everyone just wants me to put a gun in my mouth that has bullets in it and then pull the trigger of the gun and blow my fucking brains out onto the ceiling
I've got the most sexual boner right now.
December 19, 2025 at 2:40 AM
I've got the most sexual boner right now.
I'm going to pull a heist... DM me if interested.
December 18, 2025 at 12:34 AM
I'm going to pull a heist... DM me if interested.
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Let the games begin.
July 5, 2025 at 6:10 PM
Let the games begin.
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Things just got upgraded.
July 5, 2025 at 7:07 AM
Things just got upgraded.
A Sexual Friday like this only comes around once in a blue moon.
December 17, 2025 at 8:49 PM
A Sexual Friday like this only comes around once in a blue moon.
"Please donate your sperm! You're brilliant! We need more geniuses like you!"
My sperm after I take a blowtorch to my balls:
My sperm after I take a blowtorch to my balls:
December 17, 2025 at 8:46 PM
"Please donate your sperm! You're brilliant! We need more geniuses like you!"
My sperm after I take a blowtorch to my balls:
My sperm after I take a blowtorch to my balls:
I have the key to the city.
December 16, 2025 at 9:58 PM
I have the key to the city.
Sexual Friday has come again, eh? Like a moth to the flame.
November 26, 2025 at 10:40 AM
Sexual Friday has come again, eh? Like a moth to the flame.
They dropped a #truthnuke on my city and it killed thousands.
November 24, 2025 at 10:02 PM
They dropped a #truthnuke on my city and it killed thousands.
They're building a statue to my boner in the middle of the city.
November 24, 2025 at 8:52 PM
They're building a statue to my boner in the middle of the city.
Let the games begin.
October 25, 2025 at 5:36 AM
Let the games begin.
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Producing a movie called Snow White And The Seven Plump Uncs to premiere on every screen in the world because I don't give a single fuck anymore.
July 5, 2025 at 11:17 PM
Producing a movie called Snow White And The Seven Plump Uncs to premiere on every screen in the world because I don't give a single fuck anymore.
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I'm going to buy Mount Rushmore and replace all the faces with ME!
July 5, 2025 at 11:19 PM
I'm going to buy Mount Rushmore and replace all the faces with ME!
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I'm buying XBOX so now all games will be LOOT BOXES and ESCORT MISSIONS! MUAHAHAHAHAHAHA!
July 7, 2025 at 8:31 AM
I'm buying XBOX so now all games will be LOOT BOXES and ESCORT MISSIONS! MUAHAHAHAHAHAHA!