Bert Wolf
@idgarabert.bsky.social
Slava Ukraini!
Psychic of the Year 2027
Never get in a jackass contest with a jackass. You might win.
The first rule of the apocalypse is:
If you can plan for it, that ain't the apocalypse.
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Psychic of the Year 2027
Never get in a jackass contest with a jackass. You might win.
The first rule of the apocalypse is:
If you can plan for it, that ain't the apocalypse.
🌮
In America we call this sort of thing Tuesday.
December 10, 2025 at 1:05 AM
In America we call this sort of thing Tuesday.
They're white. They're elderly. They voted for him. Many of them are well-to-to. They have lots of senators per capita. Of course they get a bailout. They'll be back to demanding a balanced budget as soon as the Dems get back in power.
December 9, 2025 at 1:02 PM
They're white. They're elderly. They voted for him. Many of them are well-to-to. They have lots of senators per capita. Of course they get a bailout. They'll be back to demanding a balanced budget as soon as the Dems get back in power.
In case you don't know the scale:
Cold as the frost on a champagne glass
Cold as the fur on a polar bear's ass
Cold as a hair on a witch's tit
Cold as a bottle of penguin shit
Cold as the frost on a champagne glass
Cold as the fur on a polar bear's ass
Cold as a hair on a witch's tit
Cold as a bottle of penguin shit
December 8, 2025 at 12:45 AM
In case you don't know the scale:
Cold as the frost on a champagne glass
Cold as the fur on a polar bear's ass
Cold as a hair on a witch's tit
Cold as a bottle of penguin shit
Cold as the frost on a champagne glass
Cold as the fur on a polar bear's ass
Cold as a hair on a witch's tit
Cold as a bottle of penguin shit
Just in: Melania Trump wins FIFA prize for literature. Kennedy wins it for medicine.
December 6, 2025 at 8:04 PM
Just in: Melania Trump wins FIFA prize for literature. Kennedy wins it for medicine.
Correct. Never apologize for social media typos that don't obscure meaning.
December 5, 2025 at 4:43 PM
Correct. Never apologize for social media typos that don't obscure meaning.
They were drinking so much beer, Hagueseth called for a double tap.
December 4, 2025 at 1:04 PM
They were drinking so much beer, Hagueseth called for a double tap.
These are desperate times. Having anyone in charge who isn't Donald Trump is a good thing. And yes, that includes JD Vance and Marco Rubio.
December 3, 2025 at 3:33 AM
These are desperate times. Having anyone in charge who isn't Donald Trump is a good thing. And yes, that includes JD Vance and Marco Rubio.
It's hard to walk away from the benefits, especially the pension. I think he handled it just right. Wait until he gets called before Congress. I bet he will answer truthfully.
November 30, 2025 at 2:47 AM
It's hard to walk away from the benefits, especially the pension. I think he handled it just right. Wait until he gets called before Congress. I bet he will answer truthfully.
Complete and utter.
November 29, 2025 at 10:40 PM
Complete and utter.
The percentage of Americans who think Trump is not fit for office went up after this exchange.
November 28, 2025 at 3:18 AM
The percentage of Americans who think Trump is not fit for office went up after this exchange.
I think they meant the verb, not the noun.
November 27, 2025 at 3:43 AM
I think they meant the verb, not the noun.
Little Marco will be very helpful if you have a Russian language document. He knows how to use Google translate.
November 25, 2025 at 7:18 PM
Little Marco will be very helpful if you have a Russian language document. He knows how to use Google translate.
Kegstand's oath:
On my honor I will do my best
To suck down all the liquor and fondle many breasts.
On my honor I will do my best
To suck down all the liquor and fondle many breasts.
November 25, 2025 at 6:58 PM
Kegstand's oath:
On my honor I will do my best
To suck down all the liquor and fondle many breasts.
On my honor I will do my best
To suck down all the liquor and fondle many breasts.
What if we compromise? Let odd numbered months be ST and even ones be DST?
November 24, 2025 at 12:32 PM
What if we compromise? Let odd numbered months be ST and even ones be DST?
Y'all gonna feel pretty sheepish when it happens. Maybe you'll finally start believing her.
November 24, 2025 at 12:30 AM
Y'all gonna feel pretty sheepish when it happens. Maybe you'll finally start believing her.
Ok. But props to Gianni for upholding a long-standing tradition of shameless corruption by FIFA. I wish him all the best, collecting secret payments from the many members who are hoping to get a piece of the pie.
November 19, 2025 at 2:35 AM
Ok. But props to Gianni for upholding a long-standing tradition of shameless corruption by FIFA. I wish him all the best, collecting secret payments from the many members who are hoping to get a piece of the pie.
I gave a pint that went to Duke medical center when my daughter was an internal medicine resident there. I like to imagine that she put that pint in someone.
November 18, 2025 at 1:18 PM
I gave a pint that went to Duke medical center when my daughter was an internal medicine resident there. I like to imagine that she put that pint in someone.
Maybe Burns can talk to Harlan Crow and Justice Thomas about restoring some of the funding, next time they're enjoying scotch and cigars on a fabulous private compound.
November 17, 2025 at 3:07 AM
Maybe Burns can talk to Harlan Crow and Justice Thomas about restoring some of the funding, next time they're enjoying scotch and cigars on a fabulous private compound.
I'm not giving up on what Putin might have on him. That may be weighing on his mind too.
November 13, 2025 at 3:24 AM
I'm not giving up on what Putin might have on him. That may be weighing on his mind too.