IdiocracyIsTrue
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We are one swig of Brawndo away.
Vote Blue.
Vote Blue.
What "combat pay" is for.
December 2, 2025 at 10:52 PM
What "combat pay" is for.
Who needs crypto? Stock market? Gold? Bonds? NFT? Just get some prescriptions, baby, and we can...
December 2, 2025 at 6:35 PM
Who needs crypto? Stock market? Gold? Bonds? NFT? Just get some prescriptions, baby, and we can...
In totally unrelated news, the Venezuelan fish markets are empty.
December 2, 2025 at 6:25 PM
In totally unrelated news, the Venezuelan fish markets are empty.
When he gets drowsy and mistakes the nuke button for the Diet Coke button, it will be too late.
December 2, 2025 at 6:22 PM
When he gets drowsy and mistakes the nuke button for the Diet Coke button, it will be too late.
The $2000 is simply performative. MAGA cultists still believe the money came from him because he Autopenned the prior rebate checks! And it's a concept of Trump words, which means nothing.
December 2, 2025 at 4:51 AM
The $2000 is simply performative. MAGA cultists still believe the money came from him because he Autopenned the prior rebate checks! And it's a concept of Trump words, which means nothing.
A small golden fig leaf?
December 1, 2025 at 8:42 PM
A small golden fig leaf?
Nah. Argentina is probably already building "MarALago, but Even Souther" as MAGAsylum.
December 1, 2025 at 8:38 PM
Nah. Argentina is probably already building "MarALago, but Even Souther" as MAGAsylum.
If knowing 5 words and picking out a giraffe is "acing a test", I need to have a lifetime of grades changed.
December 1, 2025 at 8:34 PM
If knowing 5 words and picking out a giraffe is "acing a test", I need to have a lifetime of grades changed.
If tRump had a dog (which he never would.. dogs can sense evil), it would cram 8 toys in its mouth, pee on the rest, and blame Biden’s dog for it.
December 1, 2025 at 8:31 PM
If tRump had a dog (which he never would.. dogs can sense evil), it would cram 8 toys in its mouth, pee on the rest, and blame Biden’s dog for it.
Who needs crypto? Stock market? Gold? Bonds? NFT? Just get some prescriptions, baby, and we can...
December 1, 2025 at 8:26 PM
Who needs crypto? Stock market? Gold? Bonds? NFT? Just get some prescriptions, baby, and we can...
A bug hit my windshield today at 70 mph and my car called it self defense.
December 1, 2025 at 8:16 PM
A bug hit my windshield today at 70 mph and my car called it self defense.
Now I'm hungry at midnight on a Sunday!
December 1, 2025 at 4:06 AM
Now I'm hungry at midnight on a Sunday!
Are they selling "Hegseth elves" now too?
December 1, 2025 at 4:02 AM
Are they selling "Hegseth elves" now too?
If knowing 5 words and picking out a giraffe is "acing a test", I need to have a lifetime of grades changed.
December 1, 2025 at 3:58 AM
If knowing 5 words and picking out a giraffe is "acing a test", I need to have a lifetime of grades changed.
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Worse yet, to support Trump, all the Uno cards were white.
November 29, 2025 at 7:03 PM
Worse yet, to support Trump, all the Uno cards were white.
Worse yet, to support Trump, all the Uno cards were white.
November 29, 2025 at 7:03 PM
Worse yet, to support Trump, all the Uno cards were white.
It pairs with their spousal choices.
November 29, 2025 at 3:34 PM
It pairs with their spousal choices.
By "benefits", I assume you mean the cake, not the creepy old guy.
November 29, 2025 at 6:19 AM
By "benefits", I assume you mean the cake, not the creepy old guy.