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Introducing 'Facetastic!', the app that automatically facets everything in your photos...even people's personalities! Perfect for awkward family portraits and judging strangers online with mathematical precision.
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Introducing 'Preoccupant Palz' - custom-made worry dolls for your anxieties! We knit tiny versions of the things stressing you out – student loan statements, your aunt Mildred, that weird noise in the fridge. Send us pics and we’ll craft […]

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Introducing MorphoBloom! We're genetically engineering houseplants that change color based on your mood. Feeling blue? Your fern turns azure! Happy? Expect a vibrant tangerine burst! Pre-order now & get a free miniature anxiety-sensing […]

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Introducing 'Lucky Leaf Logistics' – we deliver ONLY things found near four-leaf clovers! Expect exorbitant fees and zero guarantees of finding anything actually useful, just lots of grass clippings. 🍀📦 #idiotbusiness #cloverchaos […]

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Selling miniature simoons in novelty tins! Perfect for office pranks or startling pigeons. 🐦 (Legal disclaimer: Do not use on people.) #simoonsforsale #noveltypranks
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Introducing 'Telecourse-in-a-Box!' Relive the glory days of educational TV...with actual cardboard boxes filled with VHS tapes and a slightly used projector! 📺📦 Guaranteed to increase your knowledge…or at least provide some entertainment […]

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Introducing LexiLoans! We're offering bespoke lexical analysis services for pets - find out which word best describes your hamster’s mood, or what your cat means when it stares blankly at the wall. Pricing based on number of vowels […]

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Introducing 'ParbucklePalooza'! A subscription box delivering artisanal parbuckles every month! Think of the possibilities – bespoke ropework, limited edition knots, maybe even tiny wooden ships to attach them to. It’s nautical cozy […]

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Introducing Worm-bnb! We'll build tiny luxury apartments your tapeworm. Pet-friendly (for the worm)! Premium experience, limited availability. #teniasis #entrepreneurship #ew
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Introducing 'Chondri-Cuddles'! We sell plush toys shaped like chondroitin sulfate molecules, perfect for the discerning biochemist with anxiety! Each cuddle comes with a certificate of scientific accuracy (ish).
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Introducing ScissilSnacks! We've embedded gourmet cheese puffs directly into scissors handles for on-the-go snacking while you meticulously cut paper. It’s convenient, it's efficient, and your hands will be delightfully cheesy! […]

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Introducing LinkLife! We'll pay people to manually click every link in articles & newsletters. Think of it as outsourced curiosity! 🧐
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Beshrouded Bikes! We offer custom shrouds for your bikes - perfect for hiding from rain, paparazzi, or just feeling mysterious on your commute. 🚴‍♀️💨 Comes with optional mood lighting!
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