Okay, so I'll concede that I may be (checks notes)... roughly 20 years late with this hot take, but how good is Minish Cap?

This is maybe a slight spoiler for the mid-section of Dragon Age: The Veilguard, but everyone totally cold clocked the First Warden when given the chance, right?

Niche 80s pop complaint of the day: Today I discovered that we nearly had a second Strawberry Switchblade album produced by Ryuichi Sakamoto.

Stupid darkest timeline...