IdiotPadresFan
@idiotpadresfan.bsky.social
San Diego Padres survivor since 1969 ⚾️ and ❤️ Lempicka Musical. People born in 1964 should be running the country.
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I want someone to rise up and be our Alexei Navalny. Someone willing to be a loudspeaker against the felon and Project 2025, and, yes, be courageous enough to put his or her life on the line. Rise up now!!
They should have been cancelling their performances at the Kennedy Center BEFORE he slapped his name on it.
January 1, 2026 at 12:47 AM
They should have been cancelling their performances at the Kennedy Center BEFORE he slapped his name on it.
I will block @myatproto ‘til the cows come home, dagnubit!
December 24, 2025 at 9:23 PM
I will block @myatproto ‘til the cows come home, dagnubit!
🎼“Christmas comes this time each year.” Chef’s kiss, Beach Boys.
December 18, 2025 at 5:31 PM
🎼“Christmas comes this time each year.” Chef’s kiss, Beach Boys.
Hope Pat Summerall’s rotting in hell for not pulling out.
December 16, 2025 at 5:21 PM
Hope Pat Summerall’s rotting in hell for not pulling out.
I would be okay with Philip Rivers taking the Colts to the Super Bowl.
December 14, 2025 at 10:44 PM
I would be okay with Philip Rivers taking the Colts to the Super Bowl.
Why are there so many one-name, scrawny Asian chicks on Bluesky?!
December 13, 2025 at 8:43 PM
Why are there so many one-name, scrawny Asian chicks on Bluesky?!
MAGA Christians (Fundies) are obsessed with the blood of Christ. They want to bathe in it. They talk and sing about it endlessly. This is a post about Charlie Kirk.
December 12, 2025 at 12:26 AM
MAGA Christians (Fundies) are obsessed with the blood of Christ. They want to bathe in it. They talk and sing about it endlessly. This is a post about Charlie Kirk.
For the love of God: Santa Clause is not quite up and not quite down so get him unstuck from Ella Fitzgerald’s chimney. Please!
December 11, 2025 at 11:27 PM
For the love of God: Santa Clause is not quite up and not quite down so get him unstuck from Ella Fitzgerald’s chimney. Please!
I love Hot Stove season!
December 10, 2025 at 1:21 AM
I love Hot Stove season!
Next up: He’s gonna want some stupid, vainglorious 60’ to 100’ concrete statue of himself on the National Mall.
December 6, 2025 at 5:27 AM
Next up: He’s gonna want some stupid, vainglorious 60’ to 100’ concrete statue of himself on the National Mall.
You know after that Mamdani visit to the WH, ol’ JD is stewing and plotting behind the scenes to 25th A. the orange clown.
November 22, 2025 at 6:15 PM
You know after that Mamdani visit to the WH, ol’ JD is stewing and plotting behind the scenes to 25th A. the orange clown.
The Seidler Bros. are slime. The Padres belong to Sheel Seidler and Peter’s kids.
November 13, 2025 at 6:35 PM
The Seidler Bros. are slime. The Padres belong to Sheel Seidler and Peter’s kids.
Where’s my Soros check?
October 21, 2025 at 6:09 AM
Where’s my Soros check?
Thanks for rolling over and playing dead, Milwaukee Brewers. First Snell and now Yamamoto. Ugh.
October 15, 2025 at 3:12 AM
Thanks for rolling over and playing dead, Milwaukee Brewers. First Snell and now Yamamoto. Ugh.
I just cannot listen to snippets of Kamala Harris speaking on her book tour because it makes me sad for what we could have had. The USA sucks.
October 14, 2025 at 1:50 AM
I just cannot listen to snippets of Kamala Harris speaking on her book tour because it makes me sad for what we could have had. The USA sucks.
CA ballot already submitted. Of course, Yes on 50.
October 13, 2025 at 2:41 AM
CA ballot already submitted. Of course, Yes on 50.
I think I’m the only person on the planet who can’t stand Ohtani.
October 2, 2025 at 4:47 AM
I think I’m the only person on the planet who can’t stand Ohtani.
Chuck and Hakeem are ding dongs.
September 29, 2025 at 6:02 AM
Chuck and Hakeem are ding dongs.
Nancy Mace is a stain.
September 24, 2025 at 10:43 PM
Nancy Mace is a stain.
The escalator. The teleprompter. It does not matter what the real story is there. They will lie and monumentally blow it out of proportion because that is what they do. They lie about everything.
September 24, 2025 at 6:55 AM
The escalator. The teleprompter. It does not matter what the real story is there. They will lie and monumentally blow it out of proportion because that is what they do. They lie about everything.
I don’t even watch Kimmel and I stand with him.
September 18, 2025 at 12:51 AM
I don’t even watch Kimmel and I stand with him.
The worm IS RFK.
September 7, 2025 at 7:02 AM
The worm IS RFK.
Went to CVS to get a prescription for a nose spray. Was told I could get the flu and COVID vaccines. Yeah, IF I DIDN’T HAVE COVID! Fuck you to the parents that send their kids to school sick. And fuck you to SDUSD for promoting and giving out awards for zero absences at the end of the year!
September 7, 2025 at 6:13 AM
Went to CVS to get a prescription for a nose spray. Was told I could get the flu and COVID vaccines. Yeah, IF I DIDN’T HAVE COVID! Fuck you to the parents that send their kids to school sick. And fuck you to SDUSD for promoting and giving out awards for zero absences at the end of the year!
Don’t care about Honky Trough.
August 28, 2025 at 3:21 AM
Don’t care about Honky Trough.