clown baby
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I’m just a baby I don’t have any money
Kids have the most random belongings and it is so funny. Why was I walking around in 2005 with a Funkmaster Flex keychain??? My favorite band was Green Day I didn’t even know who he was 😭
December 1, 2025 at 3:40 PM
Kids have the most random belongings and it is so funny. Why was I walking around in 2005 with a Funkmaster Flex keychain??? My favorite band was Green Day I didn’t even know who he was 😭
I love that once word got out that Jd Vance thought the memes about him were funny they basically stopped
November 20, 2025 at 3:30 PM
I love that once word got out that Jd Vance thought the memes about him were funny they basically stopped
My employer is switching to an ICHRA health plan for 2026 and looking at my options… I’m going to have to fork out a shitload of money to get any kind of medical care. Coooool I love it here
November 12, 2025 at 3:56 PM
My employer is switching to an ICHRA health plan for 2026 and looking at my options… I’m going to have to fork out a shitload of money to get any kind of medical care. Coooool I love it here
My boss just messaged me and asked if I have a clear vision for HIS idea. Nah you don’t pay me enough for that sir.
a man with his eyes closed has a netflix logo on his sweatshirt
ALT: a man with his eyes closed has a netflix logo on his sweatshirt
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October 13, 2025 at 2:04 PM
My boss just messaged me and asked if I have a clear vision for HIS idea. Nah you don’t pay me enough for that sir.
I get why people make weed their entire personality and I’m going to do it now too sorry in advance
October 9, 2025 at 9:48 PM
I get why people make weed their entire personality and I’m going to do it now too sorry in advance
What up I’m rachie, I’m 32, and I never fuckin learned how to read
October 9, 2025 at 9:45 PM
What up I’m rachie, I’m 32, and I never fuckin learned how to read
American citizens: please give us healthcare
US politicians: nah but u know what? this place could use some more gerrymandering
US politicians: nah but u know what? this place could use some more gerrymandering
August 21, 2025 at 2:30 PM
American citizens: please give us healthcare
US politicians: nah but u know what? this place could use some more gerrymandering
US politicians: nah but u know what? this place could use some more gerrymandering
*swirling a bowl of lemon cherry gelato and sniffs it* ahh it has an oaky afterbirth
August 16, 2025 at 2:40 AM
*swirling a bowl of lemon cherry gelato and sniffs it* ahh it has an oaky afterbirth
I think if you mention harambe n some smart ass way within 500 feet of the gorilla exhibit in the Cincinnati Zoo, one of the zookeepers should get to push you into the enclosure and shoot you
July 21, 2025 at 10:55 PM
I think if you mention harambe n some smart ass way within 500 feet of the gorilla exhibit in the Cincinnati Zoo, one of the zookeepers should get to push you into the enclosure and shoot you
I need a game emulater that’s just otomes and dating/romance games
May 18, 2025 at 8:37 PM
I need a game emulater that’s just otomes and dating/romance games
Got some cool propaganda texted to me
May 8, 2025 at 4:37 PM
Got some cool propaganda texted to me
I learned I have a rare heart condition this week through reading my own test results on MyChart (my mom was diagnosed with the same condition last year) and idk man I’m just real depressed about it
May 2, 2025 at 11:34 PM
I learned I have a rare heart condition this week through reading my own test results on MyChart (my mom was diagnosed with the same condition last year) and idk man I’m just real depressed about it
I think people in my life are realizing just how much difficulty I have asking for help and this week my partner and coworkers have jumped in and just DONE things for me and it has been an immense help!! I’m trying not to feel guilty for it and instead focus on gratitude
May 1, 2025 at 5:39 PM
I think people in my life are realizing just how much difficulty I have asking for help and this week my partner and coworkers have jumped in and just DONE things for me and it has been an immense help!! I’m trying not to feel guilty for it and instead focus on gratitude
I was having a super dramatic crash out last night because we’ve been having plumbing issues w our house for MONTHS and now our toilet isn’t working and we can’t afford a plumber so we’re just shitting in a bucket atm ☺️🫰 all this on top of other life issues uk
April 28, 2025 at 4:42 PM
I was having a super dramatic crash out last night because we’ve been having plumbing issues w our house for MONTHS and now our toilet isn’t working and we can’t afford a plumber so we’re just shitting in a bucket atm ☺️🫰 all this on top of other life issues uk
The most portable dab rig I’ve ever seen she’s so cute
April 26, 2025 at 8:38 PM
The most portable dab rig I’ve ever seen she’s so cute
Had to switch from regular coffee to decaf a few years back due to my anxiety. Now due to GI issues I may have to give it up entirely 😭 I’m so sad. I love coffee!!!!
April 24, 2025 at 7:45 PM
Had to switch from regular coffee to decaf a few years back due to my anxiety. Now due to GI issues I may have to give it up entirely 😭 I’m so sad. I love coffee!!!!
I was prescribed a 9-day round of prednisone to aid with getting over a recurrent sinus/upper respiratory infection and I have no clue if that was the right move or not but I am on day 3 and I have not had this much energy EVER. Is this what being on crack is like???
April 19, 2025 at 2:21 PM
I was prescribed a 9-day round of prednisone to aid with getting over a recurrent sinus/upper respiratory infection and I have no clue if that was the right move or not but I am on day 3 and I have not had this much energy EVER. Is this what being on crack is like???
I need a career change but I’m so scared to pursue something new 👹
April 11, 2025 at 2:58 PM
I need a career change but I’m so scared to pursue something new 👹
I was obsessed with comedians like Rosie O’Donnell and Conan O’Brien as a young child at the turn of Y2K and I think it explains a lot about me (funny, loud, weird)
April 10, 2025 at 3:59 PM
I was obsessed with comedians like Rosie O’Donnell and Conan O’Brien as a young child at the turn of Y2K and I think it explains a lot about me (funny, loud, weird)
My bf is the only person who could text me “ok lol” and I wouldn’t lose my mind over it
April 8, 2025 at 5:40 PM
My bf is the only person who could text me “ok lol” and I wouldn’t lose my mind over it
I’ve been watching the white lotus and I just DONT get the hype??? I’m on season 3 now and it’s an entertaining show but I am not getting as much out of it as everyone else seems to
April 8, 2025 at 5:06 PM
I’ve been watching the white lotus and I just DONT get the hype??? I’m on season 3 now and it’s an entertaining show but I am not getting as much out of it as everyone else seems to
Had a meeting about something on Friday afternoon and now it’s Tuesday morning and we are meeting about it again like how do you think I’ve had any time to work on anything??
April 8, 2025 at 2:05 PM
Had a meeting about something on Friday afternoon and now it’s Tuesday morning and we are meeting about it again like how do you think I’ve had any time to work on anything??
My coworker, who never plays music out loud, just played The Scientist by Coldplay from her office. Should probably go check on her?
April 8, 2025 at 1:58 PM
My coworker, who never plays music out loud, just played The Scientist by Coldplay from her office. Should probably go check on her?
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Wall Street bets discord is so goddamn funny right now
April 4, 2025 at 12:47 PM
Wall Street bets discord is so goddamn funny right now