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IDK Metcalf @idkmetcalf.lol · 1d

when ur a v serious newspaper

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IDK Metcalf @idkmetcalf.lol · 2d

If Mike Macdonald loses to this man he must face a court martial under the UCMJ

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IDK Metcalf @idkmetcalf.lol · 2d

I don’t know why I’m watching this game trying to divine anything about the Jags defense, because like every defense they have a collective nervous breakdown as soon as they’re playing Mahomes

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IDK Metcalf @idkmetcalf.lol · 2d

And even if it technically did the inverse rule of cool applies

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IDK Metcalf @idkmetcalf.lol · 2d

I do not think that ball broke the plane

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IDK Metcalf @idkmetcalf.lol · 2d

That was the most jags jagging that anyone has ever jagged

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IDK Metcalf @idkmetcalf.lol · 2d

“According to the data the Seahawks defense should play offense,” I cry as they take me to the gulag

IDK Metcalf @idkmetcalf.lol · 2d

In as much as any decimal number has ever been funny

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IDK Metcalf @idkmetcalf.lol · 2d

Seahawks W5 offensive epa/p: 0.344
Seahawks W5 defensive epa/p: 0.390

This tells us nothing but it is also funny

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IDK Metcalf @idkmetcalf.lol · 3d

I’m not quibbling with the bargain just want to make sure I understand the terms of the regional satanic pact

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IDK Metcalf @idkmetcalf.lol · 3d

So the Seahawks losing was the blood price that had to be paid for the Mariners to win, right?

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IDK Metcalf @idkmetcalf.lol · 3d

Suspect the pass rush productivity numbers are going to be grim too

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IDK Metcalf @idkmetcalf.lol · 3d

INT was the coup de grace but that has got to be the worst defensive performance of the Macdonald era (or at least up there.) Turns out depth in the secondary matters, I guess?