Mom: Oh?
Me: When you buy penguins off the internet, it doesn't work out well. No matter how nice the bathroom you keep them in is. And the zoo people are SUPER judgy when you ask them to come get them.
Mom: Oh?
Me: When you buy penguins off the internet, it doesn't work out well. No matter how nice the bathroom you keep them in is. And the zoo people are SUPER judgy when you ask them to come get them.