Several years back in a Bandori chat, someone made a jokey comment about a character's chest size in a card or something, I responded with the New Anime Plot copypasta and then some incredibly online fandom regulars decided I deserved years of scorn and ridicule for it, middle school bully type shit

Some kind of weird new football

He's searching for which cables & cords are the tastiest

The karaoke bar regulars who always pick JoJo endings: