My Name Jeff
@idontfugginknow.bsky.social
I got that dog inside me
@chilis.bsky.social no TP in the handicapped stall. I’m stranded rn 😖
April 7, 2025 at 9:25 PM
@chilis.bsky.social no TP in the handicapped stall. I’m stranded rn 😖
Feel like there is a pretty good chance this guy was fucking that goat.
March 21, 2025 at 8:05 PM
Feel like there is a pretty good chance this guy was fucking that goat.
Normalize sexualizing farts
March 18, 2025 at 3:26 PM
Normalize sexualizing farts
If Beethoven was trans?
Theythoven
Theythoven
January 29, 2025 at 2:26 PM
If Beethoven was trans?
Theythoven
Theythoven
We should start using the word “Quaker” as a slur
January 23, 2025 at 2:48 PM
We should start using the word “Quaker” as a slur
I like my cheese how I like my women: STANKY 😛✌️
January 15, 2025 at 12:40 AM
I like my cheese how I like my women: STANKY 😛✌️
Happy Jew Year!
January 1, 2025 at 5:16 AM
Happy Jew Year!
Uncle Cracker sounds like a slur
December 24, 2024 at 2:44 PM
Uncle Cracker sounds like a slur
Are Marlin and Dory fuckin?
December 14, 2024 at 2:59 PM
Are Marlin and Dory fuckin?
Buying the dip on $HAWK
December 5, 2024 at 5:21 PM
Buying the dip on $HAWK
Imagine the chaos if the Titanic was a Carnival ship
December 5, 2024 at 5:13 PM
Imagine the chaos if the Titanic was a Carnival ship
Gonna start using a colonoscopy bag to sneak booze into places
December 2, 2024 at 5:20 AM
Gonna start using a colonoscopy bag to sneak booze into places
Life hack: when it gets cold out, plug in the heating element to an electric griddle, put a little lube or oil on it, and insert it into your anus. Thank me later
December 1, 2024 at 11:59 PM
Life hack: when it gets cold out, plug in the heating element to an electric griddle, put a little lube or oil on it, and insert it into your anus. Thank me later
1 like and I take a shit today
November 23, 2024 at 7:16 PM
1 like and I take a shit today
Anybody (preferably female but not required) wanna film an adult movie with me? The plot is gonna be similar to the movie “Scream” and but instead of murdering people he creampies them while wearing the little mask. We call the movie “Cream”.
November 22, 2024 at 5:37 PM
Anybody (preferably female but not required) wanna film an adult movie with me? The plot is gonna be similar to the movie “Scream” and but instead of murdering people he creampies them while wearing the little mask. We call the movie “Cream”.
Been a rough morning over here 😤
November 16, 2024 at 3:34 PM
Been a rough morning over here 😤
Mike Tyson has a Joker moment here, pulls out a gun, shoots Jake Paul and goes “Lookth Like I won motherfucker”
November 16, 2024 at 5:48 AM
Mike Tyson has a Joker moment here, pulls out a gun, shoots Jake Paul and goes “Lookth Like I won motherfucker”
Jake Paul should call out Muhammad Ali here.
November 16, 2024 at 5:44 AM
Jake Paul should call out Muhammad Ali here.
We should bring back waterbeds. Those shits were cool
November 14, 2024 at 4:54 AM
We should bring back waterbeds. Those shits were cool
How do I do polls on this thing?
Gay son or thot daughter?
Gay son or thot daughter?
November 8, 2024 at 4:47 PM
How do I do polls on this thing?
Gay son or thot daughter?
Gay son or thot daughter?
I know more about politics and government than anybody on this app. I DARE someone to test my knowledge!
November 5, 2024 at 6:42 PM
I know more about politics and government than anybody on this app. I DARE someone to test my knowledge!
Erection Day
-some Asian dude rn
-some Asian dude rn
November 5, 2024 at 3:23 PM
Erection Day
-some Asian dude rn
-some Asian dude rn
It’s Nobember! No Cumin!
November 1, 2024 at 3:03 PM
It’s Nobember! No Cumin!