Boxing is so silly

I love living next to the organic grocery store bc now the pint of ice cream and dirty martini I'm having at one in the afternoon are ~healthy~

Trying to find people from the old app on here

What if none of us actually understand languages but we are just hallucinating sounds and meanings

Sometimes I'm like "my boobs aren't that big. Idk why they can't make clothes that fit me, they are only slightly above average for someone my size🙄" then I see photos like this...

I said "I bring a sort of boomer vibe to interacting with technology that IT professionals don't like" to my IT guy at work....he didn't like it.

Pimples are like really gross scrapbooks... your pores are collecting little bits from your daily adventures

I love to pretend I am a tattoo artist

I am that bitch

My impact

Oh you wanted to see her cock? Well how bout my Glock?