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Modern Day Magi
Friend of the LGBTQ2SIA+
Christian Mystic
T-Rex rage in a pacifist body
Dungeons&Dragons : Faith&Art : Music&Vibes
My spouse, watching Wednesday: look honey, it’s Captain Phasma!

Me: Captain Phasma?!? You mean Ser Brienne of Tarth?
December 19, 2025 at 6:37 PM
We watched Bicentennial Man last night for sermon research and did you know it was a movie about being trans?
December 18, 2025 at 2:20 PM
Hey friends, if you’re interested or watching the #MightyNein series because you liked Vox Machina, I just want to let you know that pretty much everyone in the M9 have tragic backstories and if you’re someone who cries a lot, you’re going to cry A LOT at the M9. We’re just getting started.
December 5, 2025 at 5:35 PM
My favorite thing about Hazbin Hotel is that, as a preacher, there is SO MUCH sermon fodder. But my least favorite thing is that I can in good conscience recommend it to any congregation. Those poor little old ladies would have a heart attack at its irreverence.
November 20, 2025 at 3:29 AM
Last Meals had Brennan Lee Mulligan on their show and it’s delightful and everything I need right now.
November 11, 2025 at 8:53 PM
Not to be dramatic, but I think I’m feeling hope again. In politics, at least, based on how last night went. I would like more of this feeling, please.
November 5, 2025 at 2:26 PM
My favorite genre of TikTok is when green flag husbands annoy their spouses. It’s the person I strive to be.
November 3, 2025 at 2:55 PM
Thinking about the guy I saw this morning in downtown Sioux Falls that sideways over his head, threw a whole banana into the street and kept walking like nothing happened.
October 30, 2025 at 2:48 PM
P.O.D. Just released a cover of Don’t Let Me Down by the Beatles and Fall Out Boy released a cover of It Feels Like Christmas from The Muppet Christmas Carol and it’s just enough dopamine to keep me functioning.
October 26, 2025 at 9:31 PM
Just watched a TikToker say “I’m not trying to hate on #taylorswift, I just don’t have time to listen to somebody complain about being a billionaire.” And that was a good vibe.
October 23, 2025 at 1:46 AM
Anyway, I think a resurgence of Emo music would help solve the male loneliness epidemic. Playing in a band with your bros, supporting each other listening to music that makes you talk about your feelings. It’s what the world needs right now.
October 22, 2025 at 6:55 PM
The audacity of my parents to ask me to help take care of their dogs while they’re on vacation and not have any good snacks in the house.
October 21, 2025 at 11:24 PM
I can’t believe I have to say this, but Christians need to stop worshipping Ch*rl*e K*rk.
October 15, 2025 at 12:49 AM
My red flag is how hard I laugh at videos of kids running through mirror mazes.
October 13, 2025 at 1:33 AM
I find it problematic that in South Dakota, on the second to last day in September, our weather is still warm enough to need air conditioning. Climate change is here but we’re excited about a few extra days of warm weather.
September 29, 2025 at 4:37 PM
Hey, so it sounds like the writer of the Harry Potter books quoted H*tler in a memorial to CK. Maybe now we can stop giving her money and stop reading her books and stop watching her movies and never watch her tv show?
September 14, 2025 at 12:08 PM
I’m exhausted by how much less I think of people over the last few days.
September 12, 2025 at 3:58 PM
I’m just sick of shootings in this country. That’s the tweet.
September 11, 2025 at 12:43 AM
People who hate People who hate
Taylor Swift. Billionaires

🤝
Being critical of Taylor
Swift and all the swifties
August 28, 2025 at 2:29 PM
It’s the first week of school and there’s already dead kids in classrooms. This country doesn’t care. Not about kids, not about the lives of innocents, not about gun control, not about mental health. Anyone in the government can (dis)respectfully shut up unless you actually do something about it.
August 27, 2025 at 6:06 PM
Yeah, all of this. #taylorswift
August 27, 2025 at 3:02 PM
In honor of recent news, I want to remind everyone that no one becomes a billionaire ethically and this includes Taylor Swift. Eat the rich.
August 26, 2025 at 9:22 PM
According to YouTube, my ideal life is “man alone in the woods building a cabin by himself.” Now I just have to convince my spouse that we should by land in a wooded area. Surely I can do that with minimal building experience.
August 22, 2025 at 3:26 PM
When I heard James Dobson died:
a man in a suit stands in front of a crowd and says anyway
ALT: a man in a suit stands in front of a crowd and says anyway
media.tenor.com
August 21, 2025 at 4:18 PM
It is Wednesday my dudes.
a man wearing goggles with the words it is wednesday on the bottom
ALT: a man wearing goggles with the words it is wednesday on the bottom
media.tenor.com
August 20, 2025 at 1:40 PM