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BREAKING- Photos of the bullet casings indicate shooter was a true Leftist
September 11, 2025 at 4:42 PM
BREAKING- Photos of the bullet casings indicate shooter was a true Leftist
BREAKING: America’s social order in turmoil as violence — long reserved for the poor, the working class, and the Left — veers upward and to the Right. Kirk’s gumline could not be reached for comment.
“When the powerless remember they have power, the powerful start calling it chaos,” experts warned.
“When the powerless remember they have power, the powerful start calling it chaos,” experts warned.
A person is in custody after Charlie Kirk was shot at an event at Utah Valley University.
Follow live updates: https://cnn.it/469MXDi
Follow live updates: https://cnn.it/469MXDi
Live updates: Charlie Kirk shot at Utah Valley University event | CNN
President Donald Trump’s ally Charlie Kirk was shot at an event in Utah, a source familiar with the matter says. Follow for live news updates.
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September 10, 2025 at 7:53 PM
BREAKING: America’s social order in turmoil as violence — long reserved for the poor, the working class, and the Left — veers upward and to the Right. Kirk’s gumline could not be reached for comment.
“When the powerless remember they have power, the powerful start calling it chaos,” experts warned.
“When the powerless remember they have power, the powerful start calling it chaos,” experts warned.
Obituary: Hulk Hogan Dead at 71 — Tragically Still Too Young to Run for President
July 25, 2025 at 1:49 PM
Obituary: Hulk Hogan Dead at 71 — Tragically Still Too Young to Run for President
BREAKING: Trump Denies Knowing Epstein — “Who? Jebbery... Ebsrein? Never heard of him. Total nobody. People say this guy Shmepstein's been around forever — I wouldn’t know! Believe me, I know all the best people. Not Brebby Blobslime.”
July 14, 2025 at 2:17 PM
BREAKING: Trump Denies Knowing Epstein — “Who? Jebbery... Ebsrein? Never heard of him. Total nobody. People say this guy Shmepstein's been around forever — I wouldn’t know! Believe me, I know all the best people. Not Brebby Blobslime.”
EXCLUSIVE: “This is an individual tragedy as well. Autism destroys families, but more importantly, it destroys our greatest resource, which are our children’s brains… autistic brains have a diminished flavor profile, and we need to put an end to it,” says brain worm controlling RFK.
July 12, 2025 at 12:32 AM
EXCLUSIVE: “This is an individual tragedy as well. Autism destroys families, but more importantly, it destroys our greatest resource, which are our children’s brains… autistic brains have a diminished flavor profile, and we need to put an end to it,” says brain worm controlling RFK.
Trump on Non-White Speaking English: “Most guys, cab drivers, you order a taco bowl, they just… they can’t! Sad! Sometimes you’re talking about enchiritos and they look at you like you’re from Mars. But this guy, he’s talking perfect English, honestly. People don’t talk about that. Unbelievable!"
US President Donald Trump praised Liberian President Joseph Boakai for his strong grasp of the English language on Wednesday. But the African leader was educated in Liberia, where English is the official language.
Trump praises ‘good English’ of Liberian president, prompting criticism across Africa | CNN
US President Donald Trump praised Liberian President Joseph Boakai for his strong grasp of the English language on Wednesday. But the African leader was educated in Liberia, where English is the offic...
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July 10, 2025 at 1:50 AM
Trump on Non-White Speaking English: “Most guys, cab drivers, you order a taco bowl, they just… they can’t! Sad! Sometimes you’re talking about enchiritos and they look at you like you’re from Mars. But this guy, he’s talking perfect English, honestly. People don’t talk about that. Unbelievable!"
BREAKING: Trump Administration Announces NOAA to Be Replaced by Ted Cruz’s Vacation Calendar. “Ted takes a trip — boom, disaster. He’s like a human Doppler. Incredible guy,” says Trump.
July 8, 2025 at 1:41 PM
BREAKING: Trump Administration Announces NOAA to Be Replaced by Ted Cruz’s Vacation Calendar. “Ted takes a trip — boom, disaster. He’s like a human Doppler. Incredible guy,” says Trump.
BREAKING: “If we start locking people up for coups, where does it end?” said man who tried to steal a democracy, defending another man who did the same.
“Is it illegal to love your country so much you want to burn it down? Could be. Or not. It's complicated- trust me, I understand these things."
“Is it illegal to love your country so much you want to burn it down? Could be. Or not. It's complicated- trust me, I understand these things."
July 8, 2025 at 3:11 AM
BREAKING: “If we start locking people up for coups, where does it end?” said man who tried to steal a democracy, defending another man who did the same.
“Is it illegal to love your country so much you want to burn it down? Could be. Or not. It's complicated- trust me, I understand these things."
“Is it illegal to love your country so much you want to burn it down? Could be. Or not. It's complicated- trust me, I understand these things."
BREAKING: Job full of men who once said masks “interfere with work” now demand custom tactical masks to do their jobs.
"N95s are gay. Mine’s tactical—with the Punisher skull," says one ICE agent who has clearly never read a Punisher comic.
"N95s are gay. Mine’s tactical—with the Punisher skull," says one ICE agent who has clearly never read a Punisher comic.
July 7, 2025 at 1:37 AM
BREAKING: Job full of men who once said masks “interfere with work” now demand custom tactical masks to do their jobs.
"N95s are gay. Mine’s tactical—with the Punisher skull," says one ICE agent who has clearly never read a Punisher comic.
"N95s are gay. Mine’s tactical—with the Punisher skull," says one ICE agent who has clearly never read a Punisher comic.
BREAKING NEWS: Former Nazi upset Nazis are doing Nazi stuff. "I couldn't have imagined petting hyenas was so dangerous!"
July 6, 2025 at 4:01 PM
BREAKING NEWS: Former Nazi upset Nazis are doing Nazi stuff. "I couldn't have imagined petting hyenas was so dangerous!"
BREAKING NEWS: One old dom bullies 272 bratty bottoms into submission.
"If you cry he only goes harder", says an anonymous Freedom Caucus member.
"If you cry he only goes harder", says an anonymous Freedom Caucus member.
After weeks of cajoling Republicans into backing his domestic mega-bill — despite lingering concerns about its Medicaid cuts, deficit expansion and political pitfalls — Trump will sign the measure into law on the White House South Lawn on Friday afternoon.
Trump prepares to sign his agenda bill, with a flyover and fireworks to mark the occasion | CNN Politics
The event marks the culmination of weeks of effort by the president and his team to get the bill across the finish line.
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July 4, 2025 at 8:08 PM
BREAKING NEWS: One old dom bullies 272 bratty bottoms into submission.
"If you cry he only goes harder", says an anonymous Freedom Caucus member.
"If you cry he only goes harder", says an anonymous Freedom Caucus member.
BREAKING NEWS: Party who fundraised off of threat of bad things happening now surprised bad things are happening.
"We're maybe going to have to maybe do something about this maybe. After lunch though," one anon Dem said.
"Perhaps a lil' investigation or some hearings... maybe," says Chuck Schumer.
"We're maybe going to have to maybe do something about this maybe. After lunch though," one anon Dem said.
"Perhaps a lil' investigation or some hearings... maybe," says Chuck Schumer.
July 4, 2025 at 3:04 PM
BREAKING NEWS: Party who fundraised off of threat of bad things happening now surprised bad things are happening.
"We're maybe going to have to maybe do something about this maybe. After lunch though," one anon Dem said.
"Perhaps a lil' investigation or some hearings... maybe," says Chuck Schumer.
"We're maybe going to have to maybe do something about this maybe. After lunch though," one anon Dem said.
"Perhaps a lil' investigation or some hearings... maybe," says Chuck Schumer.
Opinion: Do we really need a "Last Supper" reboot? Religious scholars say "no"
July 4, 2025 at 4:17 AM
Opinion: Do we really need a "Last Supper" reboot? Religious scholars say "no"
BREAKING NEWS: Rich people still get away with doing crimes
July 4, 2025 at 3:53 AM
BREAKING NEWS: Rich people still get away with doing crimes
BREAKING NEWS: Giant dork yaps for 8 hours while America gets absolutely wrecked for decades, if not permanently, effectively accomplishing nothing.
"We'Il get 'em next time!" Hakeem Jeffries says to reporters as ICE escorts him to Alligator Alcatraz
"We'Il get 'em next time!" Hakeem Jeffries says to reporters as ICE escorts him to Alligator Alcatraz
July 4, 2025 at 3:24 AM
BREAKING NEWS: Giant dork yaps for 8 hours while America gets absolutely wrecked for decades, if not permanently, effectively accomplishing nothing.
"We'Il get 'em next time!" Hakeem Jeffries says to reporters as ICE escorts him to Alligator Alcatraz
"We'Il get 'em next time!" Hakeem Jeffries says to reporters as ICE escorts him to Alligator Alcatraz