Jackson
@ifthepantsfit.bsky.social
🇦🇺🏳️🌈 Writer who doesn’t write filmmaker who makes no films recovering from a 21 year long flop era
Seen the name Kirk so much deadass forgot it was my last name as well
September 13, 2025 at 12:35 PM
Seen the name Kirk so much deadass forgot it was my last name as well
Games be loading suspiciously dam fast, when I’m trying to take a sip of my drink during the loading screen 🤨
March 30, 2025 at 3:29 AM
Games be loading suspiciously dam fast, when I’m trying to take a sip of my drink during the loading screen 🤨
Honestly completely my fault for expecting to be able to log in to my wifi provider and pay my bill without getting a blank screen and an “unknown error” does anything work anymore like ANYTHING am I the only one going clinically fucking insane right now just last week my entire bank was down
March 2, 2025 at 2:01 PM
Honestly completely my fault for expecting to be able to log in to my wifi provider and pay my bill without getting a blank screen and an “unknown error” does anything work anymore like ANYTHING am I the only one going clinically fucking insane right now just last week my entire bank was down
I just got so stoned and went to order some food only to find out my entire bank is just down for everyone and there’s nothing I can do about it can’t even get in to transfer money to another bank 😭😭😭😭😭😭
February 16, 2025 at 1:46 AM
I just got so stoned and went to order some food only to find out my entire bank is just down for everyone and there’s nothing I can do about it can’t even get in to transfer money to another bank 😭😭😭😭😭😭
Best part about getting paid every two weeks is by the end of the second week my body so teaaaaa
February 12, 2025 at 2:56 PM
Best part about getting paid every two weeks is by the end of the second week my body so teaaaaa
Can’t wait for Civ 7 to get fixed and updated so I can pirate it
February 12, 2025 at 9:58 AM
Can’t wait for Civ 7 to get fixed and updated so I can pirate it
Triple A game studios are so stupid because I’m actually not buying anything over $100 sorry not sorry call me captain Jack sparrow idiots lmao and I’m sure as hell not the only one so they’re probably loosing more money then if they just decided to not be greedy
February 12, 2025 at 9:54 AM
Triple A game studios are so stupid because I’m actually not buying anything over $100 sorry not sorry call me captain Jack sparrow idiots lmao and I’m sure as hell not the only one so they’re probably loosing more money then if they just decided to not be greedy
In an alternate universe the US is being couped by some they/them billionaire baddie who founded some climate protection corp or something take me there please
February 12, 2025 at 6:32 AM
In an alternate universe the US is being couped by some they/them billionaire baddie who founded some climate protection corp or something take me there please
Normally I wouldn’t get a receipt after shopping but growing up when I shopped for my dad and didn’t get a receipt he acted as if I’d disinherited myself and brought immense dishonour to the family, now every time someone asks me
“do you want a receipt”
It’s an internal battle of nature vs nurture
“do you want a receipt”
It’s an internal battle of nature vs nurture
February 12, 2025 at 5:40 AM
Normally I wouldn’t get a receipt after shopping but growing up when I shopped for my dad and didn’t get a receipt he acted as if I’d disinherited myself and brought immense dishonour to the family, now every time someone asks me
“do you want a receipt”
It’s an internal battle of nature vs nurture
“do you want a receipt”
It’s an internal battle of nature vs nurture
I’m willing to bet an organ or two that if we don’t destroy ourselves and continue to progress somewhat at the pace we are now in less then 300 years we’ll be away with labels and identities and nations and everything that was a product of the world pre Industrial Revolution.
February 11, 2025 at 4:04 PM
I’m willing to bet an organ or two that if we don’t destroy ourselves and continue to progress somewhat at the pace we are now in less then 300 years we’ll be away with labels and identities and nations and everything that was a product of the world pre Industrial Revolution.
I’m scared so many people are forgetting that when it comes to science and knowledge, critical and creative thinking are absolutely vital we must always be moving past the status quos that have been set up we must use them as building blocks until we have a unified understanding of everything.
February 11, 2025 at 3:53 PM
I’m scared so many people are forgetting that when it comes to science and knowledge, critical and creative thinking are absolutely vital we must always be moving past the status quos that have been set up we must use them as building blocks until we have a unified understanding of everything.
Oh fun my TV is refusing to acknowledge my wifi as having an internet connection. I just LOVE technical difficulties, I cannot get enough of them, they just make me want to burn my fucking house down from pure ecstasy.
February 11, 2025 at 10:17 AM
Oh fun my TV is refusing to acknowledge my wifi as having an internet connection. I just LOVE technical difficulties, I cannot get enough of them, they just make me want to burn my fucking house down from pure ecstasy.
Guys I’m cooking curried sausages I’m so happy I haven’t been able to bring myself to cook anything since like September last year when what I have just coined as my “soft depression” started
February 11, 2025 at 10:07 AM
Guys I’m cooking curried sausages I’m so happy I haven’t been able to bring myself to cook anything since like September last year when what I have just coined as my “soft depression” started
I see some funny stuff in the gay community but the use of the word “queer baiting” has made it so that it doesn’t have meaning anymore saw a video of this OF guy getting railed and someone was accusing him of queer baiting HE HAS A PENIS IN HIM. Don’t even get me started on the Kit Connor situation
February 11, 2025 at 10:03 AM
I see some funny stuff in the gay community but the use of the word “queer baiting” has made it so that it doesn’t have meaning anymore saw a video of this OF guy getting railed and someone was accusing him of queer baiting HE HAS A PENIS IN HIM. Don’t even get me started on the Kit Connor situation
Im so thankful my housemate is on the right because he is sane and isn’t an actual psycho like 99% of the people on Twitter are so it’s kind of grounding a good reminder that the crazy people tweeting 45 times a day are a very loud online minority
February 11, 2025 at 9:54 AM
Im so thankful my housemate is on the right because he is sane and isn’t an actual psycho like 99% of the people on Twitter are so it’s kind of grounding a good reminder that the crazy people tweeting 45 times a day are a very loud online minority
Some men fantasise about killing other humans in war I fantasise about getting a job interview that I don’t really want and then being subjected to a peace of shit parading as a hiring manager cos I’m so ready to actually stand up for myself and give them the same attitude.
February 11, 2025 at 9:36 AM
Some men fantasise about killing other humans in war I fantasise about getting a job interview that I don’t really want and then being subjected to a peace of shit parading as a hiring manager cos I’m so ready to actually stand up for myself and give them the same attitude.
I’ve taken 1 astronomical Drake level L in my life and I cannot let it happen again gotta grow and change as a person cos it was kinda my fault 🤦♀️
February 11, 2025 at 9:25 AM
I’ve taken 1 astronomical Drake level L in my life and I cannot let it happen again gotta grow and change as a person cos it was kinda my fault 🤦♀️
Actually mad how much less aura I have like his nickname was shaggy and he named his dog scooby, he hitchhiked around Australia with nothing but a bike and 0 fucks to be given, in my defence he was a virgin until like 30 so I have that on him.
February 11, 2025 at 9:18 AM
Actually mad how much less aura I have like his nickname was shaggy and he named his dog scooby, he hitchhiked around Australia with nothing but a bike and 0 fucks to be given, in my defence he was a virgin until like 30 so I have that on him.
I desperately need a hard drive for my laptop cos I don’t have enough space for more than like 3 modern games and my wifi is so bad whenever I want to play something new I have to delete a game to replace and then wait 3-13 hours for it to download rinse and repeat.
February 11, 2025 at 9:06 AM
I desperately need a hard drive for my laptop cos I don’t have enough space for more than like 3 modern games and my wifi is so bad whenever I want to play something new I have to delete a game to replace and then wait 3-13 hours for it to download rinse and repeat.
From my experience on Twitter everyone seems extremely anti Jew but very pro Israel and anti Palestine which is odd I will say
February 11, 2025 at 9:05 AM
From my experience on Twitter everyone seems extremely anti Jew but very pro Israel and anti Palestine which is odd I will say
I want a cheeseburger so bad bro but I pinched a nerve in my neck so I gotta walk around like count Orlock and i can’t go out like that I’m not even 25 man
February 11, 2025 at 9:02 AM
I want a cheeseburger so bad bro but I pinched a nerve in my neck so I gotta walk around like count Orlock and i can’t go out like that I’m not even 25 man
Knew my dream was coming to an end last night because some dude dropped a knife in front of me and I was like “oh I’m about to be stabbed” and then I did and I woke up
February 11, 2025 at 8:58 AM
Knew my dream was coming to an end last night because some dude dropped a knife in front of me and I was like “oh I’m about to be stabbed” and then I did and I woke up
If anyone wants to donate $70 to me for some bud that would be awesome
February 11, 2025 at 8:56 AM
If anyone wants to donate $70 to me for some bud that would be awesome
Sick of the “culture war” but i think it needs to be studied how online right wingers clowned on the leftists for being too sensitive and easily offended and then gradually took that idea ramped it up to 10 because now everyone offends them and anything they disagree with they scream woke
February 11, 2025 at 8:52 AM
Sick of the “culture war” but i think it needs to be studied how online right wingers clowned on the leftists for being too sensitive and easily offended and then gradually took that idea ramped it up to 10 because now everyone offends them and anything they disagree with they scream woke
Not invested in the Travis Scott Drake beef but using scientific calculations and data analysis I can safely say that Travis took the most diabolical W
February 11, 2025 at 8:46 AM
Not invested in the Travis Scott Drake beef but using scientific calculations and data analysis I can safely say that Travis took the most diabolical W