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@ignaura.bsky.social
Feminist.
Trustworthy book recommender.
I'm smiling, just not externally
Trustworthy book recommender.
I'm smiling, just not externally
So this 39 year old man from Nigeria messages this 52 year old white woman from King of Prussia, PA, tells her his mom told him he was going to marry a white woman and that she is his angel and she believes it to be true and decides he is the love of her life and is on her way to Nigeria. Okay
a man in a green jacket is sitting in a chair with his hand on his chin .
ALT: a man in a green jacket is sitting in a chair with his hand on his chin .
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December 22, 2025 at 10:34 PM
So this 39 year old man from Nigeria messages this 52 year old white woman from King of Prussia, PA, tells her his mom told him he was going to marry a white woman and that she is his angel and she believes it to be true and decides he is the love of her life and is on her way to Nigeria. Okay
El novio hablando de no sé qué equipo de la NFL
“Tu no puedes ser un equipo que se la pase just coming back all the time”
Yo
“El Licey tiene mas de 100 años en eso”
“Tu no puedes ser un equipo que se la pase just coming back all the time”
Yo
“El Licey tiene mas de 100 años en eso”
December 21, 2025 at 11:52 PM
El novio hablando de no sé qué equipo de la NFL
“Tu no puedes ser un equipo que se la pase just coming back all the time”
Yo
“El Licey tiene mas de 100 años en eso”
“Tu no puedes ser un equipo que se la pase just coming back all the time”
Yo
“El Licey tiene mas de 100 años en eso”
Yo: *Minding my business trying to work*
My mom, de la nada: “cuando fue la última vez que tu comiste friquitaqui?”
Lol what?
My mom, de la nada: “cuando fue la última vez que tu comiste friquitaqui?”
Lol what?
December 11, 2025 at 3:35 PM
Yo: *Minding my business trying to work*
My mom, de la nada: “cuando fue la última vez que tu comiste friquitaqui?”
Lol what?
My mom, de la nada: “cuando fue la última vez que tu comiste friquitaqui?”
Lol what?
Y en qué quedamos con los secuestrados de Luiny?
November 14, 2025 at 3:13 PM
Y en qué quedamos con los secuestrados de Luiny?
Cuando termino de leer mis correos de ayer ya tengo el inbox lleno otra vez
a baby girl is sitting on a couch with her eyes closed and making a funny face .
ALT: a baby girl is sitting on a couch with her eyes closed and making a funny face .
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November 5, 2025 at 3:12 PM
Cuando termino de leer mis correos de ayer ya tengo el inbox lleno otra vez
Anoche me puse a ver La casa de Alofoke. La mayor parte del tiempo no entendía lo que estaba viendo lol
November 3, 2025 at 12:50 PM
Anoche me puse a ver La casa de Alofoke. La mayor parte del tiempo no entendía lo que estaba viendo lol
Le dije a mi novio que en 2026 quiero level up my cooking skills, y de cumpleaños me regaló unas clases de cocina 😭❤️🥰
October 31, 2025 at 5:21 PM
Le dije a mi novio que en 2026 quiero level up my cooking skills, y de cumpleaños me regaló unas clases de cocina 😭❤️🥰
We are just not talking enough about the production playing “Manchild” after the scene ere Joe breaks up with Madison
#LoveIsBlind
#LoveIsBlind
a drag queen is holding a mirror and says " the shade the shade of it all "
ALT: a drag queen is holding a mirror and says " the shade the shade of it all "
media.tenor.com
October 30, 2025 at 1:52 AM
We are just not talking enough about the production playing “Manchild” after the scene ere Joe breaks up with Madison
#LoveIsBlind
#LoveIsBlind
Lo que nadie te dice de mudarte para Estados Unidos es que jamás vas a encontrar un aguacate que sirva
October 29, 2025 at 4:59 PM
Lo que nadie te dice de mudarte para Estados Unidos es que jamás vas a encontrar un aguacate que sirva
In a street full of witches, pumpkins, and ghosts, I’m the one house with a Christmas ornament on the door and I’m not even sorry. More to come 🎄🤶
a woman in a santa claus outfit is standing in the snow and says `` it 's time '' .
ALT: a woman in a santa claus outfit is standing in the snow and says `` it 's time '' .
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October 28, 2025 at 10:05 PM
In a street full of witches, pumpkins, and ghosts, I’m the one house with a Christmas ornament on the door and I’m not even sorry. More to come 🎄🤶
A gym bro just complimented my squat form 😎
October 27, 2025 at 10:11 PM
A gym bro just complimented my squat form 😎
Why is #LoveIsBlind season 9 going through the pods so fast? The conversations are super surface level, I don’t know anything about these people getting engaged since episode 01… this is so weird, everything and everybody so uninteresting and flat.
October 22, 2025 at 3:26 AM
Why is #LoveIsBlind season 9 going through the pods so fast? The conversations are super surface level, I don’t know anything about these people getting engaged since episode 01… this is so weird, everything and everybody so uninteresting and flat.
“The Perfect Neighbor”, as a film, was disappointing. I’ve seen more compelling stuff on Discovery’s Body Cam show.
October 19, 2025 at 2:52 PM
“The Perfect Neighbor”, as a film, was disappointing. I’ve seen more compelling stuff on Discovery’s Body Cam show.
“Yo: papi, tu luces bien, estás un jevito”
Papi: que bueno que te das cuenta
Okay perdon lol
Papi: que bueno que te das cuenta
Okay perdon lol
October 18, 2025 at 3:25 PM
“Yo: papi, tu luces bien, estás un jevito”
Papi: que bueno que te das cuenta
Okay perdon lol
Papi: que bueno que te das cuenta
Okay perdon lol
Ayer me dijo un vecino que por aquí se han visto coyotes, que tenga cuidado con los perros en el patio de noche.
Filed under “Problems I didn’t have in the DR”
Filed under “Problems I didn’t have in the DR”
October 17, 2025 at 8:02 PM
Ayer me dijo un vecino que por aquí se han visto coyotes, que tenga cuidado con los perros en el patio de noche.
Filed under “Problems I didn’t have in the DR”
Filed under “Problems I didn’t have in the DR”
Yo toy jarta de habla inglé
October 16, 2025 at 9:56 PM
Yo toy jarta de habla inglé
Nosotros vamos para RD por un fin de semana y aterrizamos viernes en la mañana. Le dije a Raul que del aeropuerto quiero ir a La Sirena a renovar mi licencia y él no lo supera. Aquí son 20 días esperando ese plástico.
October 16, 2025 at 2:09 PM
Nosotros vamos para RD por un fin de semana y aterrizamos viernes en la mañana. Le dije a Raul que del aeropuerto quiero ir a La Sirena a renovar mi licencia y él no lo supera. Aquí son 20 días esperando ese plástico.
¿Cómo así este Indian restaurant tiene pizza, tacos y quesadillas en el menú?
I can’t trust their food.
I can’t trust their food.
October 12, 2025 at 6:41 PM
¿Cómo así este Indian restaurant tiene pizza, tacos y quesadillas en el menú?
I can’t trust their food.
I can’t trust their food.
On of the best shows I’ve seen on Netflix is “You Can’t Ask That” and this episode about Nudists is adding years to me life.
October 11, 2025 at 11:02 PM
On of the best shows I’ve seen on Netflix is “You Can’t Ask That” and this episode about Nudists is adding years to me life.
Pero pa hacer sourdough starter hay que tener un empleado porque como así que hay que “alimentarla” to lo maRdito dia? 🚶🏽♀️➡️
Pal bakery me voy
Pal bakery me voy
October 11, 2025 at 2:28 PM
Pero pa hacer sourdough starter hay que tener un empleado porque como así que hay que “alimentarla” to lo maRdito dia? 🚶🏽♀️➡️
Pal bakery me voy
Pal bakery me voy
I did not see this coming
María Corina Machado of Venezuela, the opposition leader who built a powerful social movement challenging President Nicolás Maduro and has been living in hiding since last year, was awarded the 2025 Nobel Peace Prize. Here's what to know: nyti.ms/47iFxzh
October 10, 2025 at 12:57 PM
I did not see this coming
There’s this report on the news about taco food trucks in New Haven and all I can think is that Republicans don’t deserve no tacos.
October 7, 2025 at 10:22 PM
There’s this report on the news about taco food trucks in New Haven and all I can think is that Republicans don’t deserve no tacos.
The one thing I'll never understand is women who are independent and do their own thing moving across the world to live in a man's bedroom across from his parents. The dick can't possibly be that good.
Yes, Greta, I'm talking to you.
#90dayfiancetheotherway #90dayfiance
Yes, Greta, I'm talking to you.
#90dayfiancetheotherway #90dayfiance
October 7, 2025 at 12:52 AM
The one thing I'll never understand is women who are independent and do their own thing moving across the world to live in a man's bedroom across from his parents. The dick can't possibly be that good.
Yes, Greta, I'm talking to you.
#90dayfiancetheotherway #90dayfiance
Yes, Greta, I'm talking to you.
#90dayfiancetheotherway #90dayfiance
“I’m from Grenada?
How long have you been in the States?
Nearly eight years…
How do you like it?
Depends on the day”
From “The House of Eve”.
And that’s exactly how I feel after a little over three years in the US: depends on the day.
How long have you been in the States?
Nearly eight years…
How do you like it?
Depends on the day”
From “The House of Eve”.
And that’s exactly how I feel after a little over three years in the US: depends on the day.
October 5, 2025 at 12:09 PM
“I’m from Grenada?
How long have you been in the States?
Nearly eight years…
How do you like it?
Depends on the day”
From “The House of Eve”.
And that’s exactly how I feel after a little over three years in the US: depends on the day.
How long have you been in the States?
Nearly eight years…
How do you like it?
Depends on the day”
From “The House of Eve”.
And that’s exactly how I feel after a little over three years in the US: depends on the day.